1. Grandpa is asked in the newspaper, and the grandson next to him: "Grandpa, why is the news that happen every day just a newspaper?" 2. Mom: "Leave the gods to eat the worms in the apple!" Son: "Why I want to leave God? What is it? "3. Mom:" You see the ant multi-hardworking, never waste time to play. "Son:" Mom, I am lie, I will go to the suburbs, I will meet. Go to them. "4. The son saw a frog in jumping, he learned this frog jumping, jumping a few times, standing up:" Really tired! It's really hard to be frog, you have to jump like this every day. "5 My colleague has kidney stones and rests at home. His little scorpion asked what kidney stones, he said that there was a stone when you were urinary, and the little nephew said: "Uncle, when you are urinary, you must open your feet, be careful, don't smash your feet!" 6. Small white kindergarten. The next day, the kindergarten teacher began to test the mental test, and the building blocks were fell on the table to let the children play freely. I saw that Xiaobai put the building block into a horizontal row in front of him, and then bowed, his mouth: "I am!" 7. Mom tells her a child to listen to Xiaoming, when she talks to the small river When the water, stealing oranges, when I caught the frog, Xiao Ming shot said: "Good! Mom, I can meet you at a little bit!" 8. The female is two years old, one day she flows nose. She shouted my sister: "Mom, mother, my nose to vomit!" A day, a student met his English teacher at the door of the toilet. Girls said: "Teacher! I just saw a lot of ants in the toilet, so disgusting!" Because I have taught this word in the toilet, the English teacher asked: "How do ants say?" The girl looked at the teacher: " Ants didn't say anything ... "10. Elementary school started, just 7 years old Dongdong did not want to go to school, mother explained Dongdong, legal stipulation of 7 years old, to go to school at 7 years old; have been 15 years old . Finally, Dongdong finally sat down in front of the school, and the eyes included with tears and said to my mother: "When I am 15 years old, will you remember to pick me?" 11. The teacher asked Xiaohamer: "The earth is What shape? "Xiaohamer replied:" It is round. "" How do you know that it is a round? "" Then it is a party. You are a teacher, I don't want to cause this emergency. "
