One: When I met my weight loss, the night half ancillated: "I want to eat red meat, I want to eat red beef, I want to eat red burn ribs !!!!" I almost didn't fall from the bed! "I almost didn't fall from the bed!
Two: My high school classmates, when military training, the night uses hands from his hair: "It's finished, and it's all in the ditch ....."
Three: I almost talk about my dreams every day, the most stupid one is: "Wife, I don't dare ..." More depressed is that this is listening to the colleague of the same room when the business is in business!
Four: It seems that military training is the high release of dreams. When I met the military training in my door, I said that I said: "Miss, what is your name?" Then I changed my emoticon said: "My name is Xiaoli." The bedroom was smile on the spot! "
Five: When the military training, even lived on the shop, I dally, I heard a class: "Turn left!" Then he heard a loud noise, the guy rushed down from the top ---
Six: One university classmate: "I boarded the moon !!! China !!!" - a patriot! ! !
Seven: My classmates have a sleeping time: "Fat Aunt, come to a red burning big row, the bottom of the vegetables!"
Eight: The mm of the bedroom is in the middle of the night to eat a Dak Ning, saying: "Not eating", then zzzzzz!
Nine: The University suddenly woke up, seeing a person, standing in front of the third bed. Light! It is the old six in the bedroom, and the old head of our old three. The mouth is chanting: "Take the melon, the melon," Later, we didn't forget to sleep and lock the door!
Ten: One in the middle of the night climbed to my bed, at the time, I was watching the novel of Gu Long, I was shocked, she asked her to stimulate. She is unlimited to put my head on my shoulder, and I said to say: "Mom, I change my teeth ....."
XI: I am very strong, after the molar in the night, I have a smile of the blurred: "I haven't eaten people in 500 ..." Scared, I didn't dare to sleep overnight! "
Twelve: One night, read the book in the middle of the night, suddenly sit up in the bed, know that the hook looks for ten seconds, nodded and said: "Well ...." I asked: "Do you want to do?" She snorted I slept. I am afraid.
