Home has a wife (repost)
About the gentleman: get up, get up, you don't say that I have to come early today. Dream: Don't talk, I will sleep again. Mr.: Let's get started, shouldn't you be late. Dream: Don't touch me! I want to sleep! ! Dream: Yeah! It's late! How did you call me! ! !
About the washwashing! Will you wash your dishes? Dream: Good. Mr.: Why is it still not moving? Dream: I have a headache. Mr.: Surperse, don't let you wash your dishes, you don't have a headache. Dream: Really! I will take a headache when I want to wash the dishes.
About the truth: you see, the girl looks better. Mr.: What looks like. Dream: What do you mean! Why don't you keep it in harmony with me! Mr.: Good looks. Mr.: Hey, don't walk, why don't you care about me?
About eating dreams: I have half a meal, very delicious, let you eat it. Mr.: I don't like to eat. Dream: No, you love to eat! Are you disappointing me! Mr.: This is very delicious, come. Dream: Your dirty chopsticks have been touched, who eats! Mr.: Then I have eaten half, I still eat, I don't want to abandon you, how do you give up me? Dream: That's right. I dislike you, say that I am more clean than you. I am more clean, what is your discard me? !
About divorce dreams: If we are married, the house is owned by me, I have to take it away. Mr.: What about my money? Dream: Your money is my money, what is your money! Dream: Also, your monthly income has also given me 80 after divorce. Well, if you get married again, then give me 60. Mr.: Wife, I will never divorce you!
About buying clothes Dream: Is this clothes look good? Mr.: Good look. Dream: You are perfunctory, I want me to buy it quickly! Dream: Does the clothes look good? Mr.: Not good. Dream: You can't buy it!
About the sanners: Let's divide the family. Dream: Good. First of all, the dirty is a man, such as rubbing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... Mr.: This is right. Dream: You are a school, I am learning the text, with electricity, like you, like a washing machine, refrigerator, electric pot, electric iron ... Mr.: This ... is! Dream: Men, the women's main. Well, you can do it, buy vegetables, pay the water, take newspaper milk ... Mr.: Ok, OK, then what do you do? Dream: Don't worry. The cigarette in the kitchen is so big, can ruin the skin, do your meal. Mr.: You will tell me what you do. Dream: I have a lot to do. I can accompany you, supervise you, praise you, comfort you ...
About the child dream: Let's have a child. Mr.: line. Dream: Do you like our children? Mr.: I like it. Dream: That's not! You have to like me alone! Mr.: Ok, good, I like you alone. Dream: Then my child, you don't like it! Mr.: Don't want children. Regarding Mr. Equality, Mr. Equality: All say that men and women are equal, is our home? Dream: OK. The bullying of your men has been bullied for thousands of years. We also have to bully you for thousands of years, and equally, it is true equality. Don't worry, after thousands of years, our home is equal.
About a happy dream: Are you marry me? Mr.: I didn't think it was. You don't talk about it, you don't work, and you will be happy. How do I happiness? Dream: This is your happiness. I don't talk about it, or if I sacrifice myself, can I be lined out of your tolerance? I don't work, cultivate you, the art is not compressed, you can strive for strength; I told people, then Your life is rich and more, you see, your marriage life is not as monotonous than others.
About drinking a dream: husband, I want to drink water! Mr.: I will fall down. Mr.: Hey, this cup is not in your hand, didn't see it? Dream: I saw it, I just want you to hand it to me.
About leadership dreams: I am not leading outside, I have to lead at home. You are leaders outside, you have to be leaders at home. Mr.: If I am not leading outside? Dream: A man, look outside, go home to take your wife to play the wind, what men!
About Mr. Just: You don't know. Dream: I have never speaking with you, and the home is not the way. Besides, you are a man, it is more than 8 months, you have to let me.
About Mr. Qian: I will give you a proportion of the money I earn, and I have more than enough, this is active. Dream: Good. Mr.: Then I give you a few percent? Dream: One hundred percent.
About sleeping (1) Mr.: You are so small, how to take it so much! Dream: Of course, I have to turn over, I have to stretch! About sleeping (2) Dream: Let's cover the double being taken. Mr.: Don't! The next morning, I wrapped in you. I can't cover anything. Still cover yourself, in the heart. Dream: Hey, you are your own cover, you have to be wrapped in me tomorrow morning!
About the Center Dream: I have always been a center in our home, and I have to be centered on your family. Mr.: Then I have always been a center in our home. Dream: But my center is important than your center. Mr.: Why? Dream: Because I am a thousand gold, you are just a small child.
About the idea of dreams: Let's go out. Mr.: Ok, where do you say where to go. Dream: I have to have an idea and tell you! Mr.: I have never agree. Dream: What is the idea I don't agree with it, that is called perfunctory! You have to have an idea until I am satisfied. About calling a dream: Why don't you call me? ! Mr.: Pour a hike! Today is not saying that you give me a call. As a result, I waited for a day, or I called you. Dream: I said, but I changed again. Zhang Ai said: Women have the privilege of the idea. Mr.: Then you don't tell me! Dream: I said, I said in my heart, who makes you and my heart is not connected.
About the surname friend Dream: I can have a boyfriend, you can't interfere with me. Mr.: OK, I also make a girlfriend. Dream: No! Mr.: Why do you do it? Dream: I am boyfriend, people you can't do can do it, I will not be old to pick you up, which is beneficial to family happiness. You make friends, my heart is small, jealous and quarrel, not conducive to family stability. Mr.: Then I am also small. Dream: A man, like a woman, is small, thank you, say it!
Regarding your mood dream: I can't work with my own mood, which will reduce our marriage quality. Mr.: Then I don't work hard. Dream: Your psychological tolerance should be better than me, because your child is bigger than me, the heart should be bigger than me!
About Take something dream: this bag you also hold. Mr.: I have four bags, you don't take anything, is it so embarrassed? Dream: Then I am still holding you! You are more than 100 pounds, I am not more than what you take.
About walking dream: Let's walk to the road. Mr.: When it is too far, it will not be back in a while. Dream: Nothing, you will come back.
About the hand paper dream: Today, we have sent two scrolls of paper. I said a female colleague: This is good, you can give the mother a volume to the mother. Mr.: What about you? Dream: I am different from her, I will give my mother.
Regarding the marriage, love, now there is an old marriage in the TV, you said, will you have a marriage? Mr.: No. Dream: why? Mr.: If you have you, I will regret it, I can't never have the second one.
