Ok, I should talk about Yellow Er.
When I was a child, III was very sensitive to the numbers.
At that time, measure the genius's standard is the back circumference rate. It is known as a mathematician who can recite 30 minutes. Small yellow seconds can be taken for 10 minutes.
Huang Er often participated in the mathematics competition. At that time, the first program of the mathematics competition was the back circumference rate. He stood on the podium, his mouth is awkward, the following teachers praise, genius!
In fact, it is not clear that Huang Er is not clear now, what is the relationship between heroes and genius?
The other is a composition. When I was young, the composition of Huang Er almost gave the teacher to death. why? Because no matter what topic, "remember a little thing", "fun day", he wrote that his family called a yellow dog, and he can turn around. A yellow body.
The teacher said, Huang Er, how do you write all your essays? ?
Huang Er will stand your eyes and look forward to the small face, and the teacher smirked.
The final result is that the teacher took a stick several times and prepared to kill the dog. Because he can't tolerate, Huang Er acts in essays that he has learned from his family's dogs, more than the teacher's teaching.
Such a situation has been continued until junior high school, all the Chinese teachers who have taught the yellow second know that their home called a yellow dog, the most important thing is that Huang Er's composition is very vivid, indifferent . So, all teachers have begun to jealous, and when they plan to do it. But Ahuang is smarter than they are intelligent, so their conspiracy has not been able to succeed.
After the high school, Huang Zhixi suddenly didn't have interest in the dog, and his interest gradually turned into a pretty girl.
At that time, Yellow Second is a high school in the city, and his dog has a space distance.
The result of this interest transfer is that Huang Er begins desperate writing poems. After writing, quietly put it in the stationery box of that girl, one day. Every time I finish reading, I will return to the head, revealing two little white teeth, rushing into the second smile, but just a smile, there is no other representation.
Later, Huang Er found that in fact, the girl did not pass the poem, and thought it was a popular song from that place.
Experiences like this failure have continued until Huang I. Later, the conclusion of Huang Er yes is that don't talk to a beautiful woman.
Yellow Er studies in college is mathematics, which may be the basis for a childhood. A period of time, Huang Er, was very obsessed with mathematics. He spent two months to prove Hilbert's 16th issue. Later, he wrote a few notebooks to give the teacher to the teacher. The teacher asked, what are you writing?
Huang Second, I, my prove, Hilbert's 16th issue.
The teacher said, you are too bored! If you are not doing, I will help me back to me tomorrow.
Maybe the teacher believes that exercise is more important than exercise thinking. Or say that there is no 16th issue of Hilbert, the earth is turned, and there is no gas irrigation, and the consequences are unimaginable.
When I graduated from the university, the teacher told him that "In fact, we will have the forehead rate, everyone is the title of this review, where is the 16th question of Hilbert?"
There are still some situations that need to be supplemented in the emotional life of Huang Er at the university stage. When the third year of the third, Huang I only didn't write poetry, because Huang Er found to deal with girls, snacks, flowers, and gifts are much more effective than poetry. Of course, these are valuable experiences that have been summed up in a long-term struggle.
Another factor is to force people. At that time, it was (estimated that now is almost almost), and if there is no girlfriend (or boyfriend), there will be herself can't help but come. Everyone else means; Most people will like Huang Er, and the mouth is good, in fact, in the heart, in the heart, or by forgetting to learn, to relieve the pressure, to show that it is not here. In short, after the four years of undergraduate graduates, in the studies, Huang Er basically think that he is still an idiot. In addition to the feature, it is actually limited to something in understanding.
A student graduated from the school into the society, naturally learning to do a lot of stinking things, there can be a lot of stinking things in the school.
Alternatively, human beings are smelling, from school to society, but it is sent from a small septic tank into the large septic tank.
Now Yellow Er will jump into this large septic tank.
Some people say that society is a stinky water tank, and the school is like a purely boy like Yellow, once he graduated, step into the society, it is dirty than one day. This is a sorrow, and the school is more than the school, the cylinder is not more smelling, but it is just a stinky way.
When I was waiting for the fourth, the school will panicked out.
Ugh! Who cares about what you are?
It is necessary to make a supplement here in the feelings of Huang Er in the university.
As the school, this handsome guy and the beautiful women, Huang Errrown is obviously apparent, and the most can only be an active activity.
Of course, there are some fans who are not afraid of death, dare to go to the beauty of the beauty, and finally take the painful ending, but there is no lack of miracles. The meaning of miracles is that the remaining flies are more excited, so, so, so a miracle will tend to give birth to more tragedy, so that the flies are in the corpse.
On the issue of treating beauty, Huang Er has its own understanding and opinion. Of course, he has no noble to pay attention to the level of people 's mind. From essentially, he is still a place, although there is a hobby of Hilbert's 16th issue, but this can't play, sing, dancing. It is the best to use the hobby that can take it. Imagine, who will discuss the 16th issue of Hilbert with a person in the previous month?
Huang Er believes that, in fact, the beauty is rarely being treated by flies! The flies are always afraid that they are lonely, and they will send water, ask the cold and war, after the fart running, even if this is the last waiting for them!
There is not much flies that can be more calm analytical in the form of such a relatively calm analysis, and Yellow is one of them, so he can live to now.
The most dangerous end of Huang Er, the experience of escape, the experience of the exults.
On that day, Huang Er just came out from the library, he saw the girl to come to him, and they looked at each other and then wrapped. That is, I hit Huang Erlus. In fact, that girl is not very beautiful, but it is definitely the most temperament he has seen.
Through the investigation, Huang two knew all her, except that she already had a boyfriend.
On the same day, Huang Er wrote a poem and was prepared to send her.
This thing has a place worth analysis. When you encounter love, once you encounter love, you will think about writing poems; if you put on the present, Huang Er will immediately ponder how to invite her to eat, or give her a gift. This is indeed an intriguing change!
The efforts of Huang Er finally have a certain effectiveness. Later, Huang Er and the girl began to interact, they went shopping together (occasionally, what is also licking, sometimes dinner together, in short, it is a happy time together. When the graduation reply, the girl told him that she was going to Shanghai immediately because she boyfriend was over there.
Huang Errounded his eyes, almost couldn't believe his ears.
Without me, we can imagine that Huang Er will hear the expression when he heard this sentence.
"Can you embark this !?" Huang Er in urgent to say a dialect.
Yellow Er was ignorant, since you already have a boyfriend, why do you intend to interal for me?
The girl's answer is that I have a boyfriend, can I intend to interal with you?
:) So, the girls on many problems are quite smart, and they can absolutely be sounded.
We all know that the yellow second of the time is a person who loves. After this blow, he began to think, there is no love in this world? (I believe that many children are also thinking about the problem of Yellow Second Year). The result of thinking is that he changed the topic of graduation collar thesis into "Proof of there is no love in the world", which has a large number of logic certificates and reasoning for this issue.
Of course, the current Huang Er has already understood that the existence of love is actually futile. Because love is actually just a kind of belief, a living attitude, just this!
This thing makes Huang Er on the issue of love, has become a completely tailbar.
The most obvious change is that if you want to say "I love you" or "I like you", I want to say "I love you" or "I like you", I always have to die, and now I am a mouthful.
Fortunately, I have already graduated soon, many guys like Huang two, I have been kicked out of school. Because of the survival, such pain is so insignificant, not worth mentioning.
At present, the main task of our higher education is to cultivate a batch of vulgar, superficial, ignorant, and ignorant citizens. As for the student, it is possible to carry a few English words, play the ball, sing, dance, and dance. This popular romance novel is enough to go to society. You must know that if you don't work in this processing plant, it is frustrated, frightening the bitterness, and you will do anything after you know them!
Therefore, most people will be like Huang Er, becomes a bear bag of Mingzhe, which is a good one, and a small life of himself. In addition to Mingzhe's body, this processing plant is free to match a pair of "looked", An Extra King "vanity", install "climb" brand spark plug, filled with "Sweet" brand gasoline, pour " Indifference. Waiting for them, I have finished the business, even if the equipment is complete, then I will run wild speed at a twenty-ten-kilometer speed.
If the criteria of higher education now, Huang Er is not an qualified graduate. Just because he likes to do anything about it, in other words, it is like thinking, saying that it is a little "scientific spirit".
This unqualified graduate, or that this a little "scientific nerve" guy is deeply sick. They like to ask why they meet the big things, and they are also planted for some things to be used. Such a long time, it is very annoyed to people around, so they are tested with "neuropathy".
They are in the society and the surroundings of the environment.
