〖I am a programmer, the frog asked: "Why? I told you that I am a beautiful princess, will spend a week and let you want to do it. Why don't you kiss me?" Said: " It is a programmer, I don't have time to pay GF, but it is too cool to have a speech. "
〖System programmer〗
1. The scalp is often lames. It is more obvious when seeing a blue screen. It is especially obvious when you can't see it on the screen; 2. I always worry about the crash when I take the elevator. I have a reset button on the wall; 3 The nail is particularly long, because the F7 to F12 is more labor-saving; 4, as long as there is something in his hand, it is constant, thinking is Alt-f, s; 5, the chassis never lid, in order to determine if the hard disk is turning; 6. I often use it to track others, keep pressing F10; 7, all the interfaces are plugged in hard drive, so I feel that 26 letters are not enough; 8, I will not be a programmer in the next life "; 9 Always feel that No. 9 will be a number; 10, not afraid of viruses, but it is very afraid of your own procedure.
〖CIH virus〗
A new virus called CIH has recently emerged. This is the first computer virus that can destroy the BIOS in the world. It has a strong destructive power. As usual, the most exciting is the anti-virus software manufacturer, and they launch their new anti-drug software. For CiH viruses, these companies' publicity language is also a five-flowers. The excerpt is as follows: Please don't pirate data, thank you company: Our products can completely kill CIH, in order to make you more assured, it will kill Bios. Please don't thistop the data, thank you b: The company's product power is incomparable, it can completely clear CIH. Note: Please use it after the virus episode. Please don't thistop the data, thank you C Company: Our company is the authority of anti-virus software, clearing the CIH virus is most thorough, please send us the sample sample from the virus first. Please don't thistop the data, thank our company: Anti-Virgin, anti-virus has a complete solution, and can provide this company to provide this company. Experts advocate that it is strongly recommended: do not boot at 26 months. Please don't thistop the data, thank you
