Sender: Hair ugly (insects), letter area: Freshman
Title: Dogs than men 21 reasons (ZZ)
Sending station: a mess (Tue Aug 17 13:11:05 2004), this site (YTHT.NET)
First, whenever you go home, the dog is a dog, the man will not
Second, you go out of the door, don't think about your tea, I hope you come back every day is a dog.
Third, you can weave the sweater to give the dog, it will be happy, and it will never be suspected of this.
Fourth, it is always a dog waiting for you to go home, not your other dogs go home.
Fifth, the dog is very happy to spend a walk, shopping, men Ning Ken hide in the room to dig up the sweeping thunder on two thousand or stars to be machine.
Sixth, dogs will not be inferior because you make money than it.
Seven, dogs on the street will not hit the electric poles because of the PLMM, then trouble you.
Eight, the mother of the dog will not take you as a false, and will not think that her son is a thousand people.
Nine, occasionally playing a quake, dog will not be too technical, push you open, say: "Come, let me come, you are stupid ...".
Ten, dogs will not drink drunken, want you to wait.
Eleven, dogs will not get up every morning to squeeze into the mirror, while thinking that they are more cool than Liu Dehua.
Twelve, dogs don't mind how many boyfriends you have never cared for you.
Thirteen, you are uncomfortable, dogs will not barely and play with it
14, there is an abnormal movement in the middle of the night, and the highly alert runs out to see the dog.
Fifteen, the dog will not throw it around it, and make you smoked when you wash it.
16, dogs will not say: "You are fat", "you are old", "you are bored", "God, your clothes are really ugly".
Seventeenth, you are good to the dog, it will be doubled, but the man is not necessarily.
Eighteen, dogs will not like you to eat
19. Dogs will not say to you: "You are my only, you are my forever", but you have to break up with you after a week.
Twenty, the dog will not ask you: "Where is my sock?" "Do you buy something again?" "Where is your money?"
Twenty-one, the dog will not get off work back to the sofa said: "I am so tired", in fact, it is a daily work to open N windows and MM chat on the computer.
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Sender: huabo (WAVE), the letter area: FRESHMAN
Title: Re: The dog is better 21 reasons for men (ZZ)
Sending station: a mess (WED AUG 18 15:48:52 2004), this site (YTHT.NET)
[Mentioned in the masterpiece of a simple ugly:]
: First, whenever you go home, for your hobby, the dog is a dog, the man will not: II. You go out of the door, don't think about your tea, I hope you come back every day. Dog: Third, you weave The sweater gives a dog, it will be smileyed, and it will never be too damn. : Fourth, it is always a dog waiting for you to go home, not waiting for the dog to go home. : (省 省 省 ...)
1. When you go home, the dog will take you in addition to your shoes, you will be able to take you, but it won't pick up your bag, you won't say hard, you will not say it to you. Kiss, will not knew a sour shoulder.
2. You go out of the door, hold you, call the cold and cold, will not be a dog, maybe your husband.
3. Your weaving sweater may not be very fit, he doesn't boast you, but will show off who is to give us a sweater in front of other men.
4. Although she doesn't say waiting for you to go home, but you are not at home, his heart is always hanging, he is just an uneasiness in the heart. 5. Yes, you will play with dogs, not dogs with you, but he is not the same, in addition to protect you, but also pay for you.
6. The dog doesn't know what is inferior. It is not a good thing to earn money.
7. The dog does not install the electric pole, but it will pee next to the electric rod, see the girl can make a eye, will compare, love you more.
8. You snatched the puppy, the dog's mother didn't bite you, the child is good, you are also.
9. Dogs are not too technical, but will not teach you.
10. Dogs don't drink, but you have to wait, for example, you want to take a shower, even if you don't need to serve, the dog will never wait for you, and he is different.
11. Dogs don't look at the mirror, but the sky is not bright, just bite you, you still need to give it a beauty.
12. Who said that dogs don't mind, why do he bite a stranger that is brought back.
13. You are uncomfortable, dogs know, and he is different, and a sentence can make you feel warm.
14. Hundreds of movements in the middle of the night, dogs will be awake, maybe you are ambusted, and he is, you can hide behind him, or hold him.
15. Although the dog does not have a sock, it will not wash, and he is different, maybe it will be given you.
16. There are so good aesthetic views in the dog, and if you know what others don't speak.
17. Don't you bite Lu Dongbin?
18. Dogs will only eat, will not do it, so there is no say.
19. Dogs will not say, if there is a bitch with a heart, he is still your.
20. Ask you to care about you, trust you, depend on you.
21. I thought that the dog was really pitiful than a man! ! ! !
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