Sender: jingliu (Jing Liu ~ playing is a kind of pastime, can't become a cumbersome !!), the letter area: Joke
Title: Thief Funny Crazy (Reprinted)
Sending station: BBS Tongzhou Mason Station (WED AUG 18 23:57:40 2004), in the station
For the first time, I will go home at the next night, it is very late, I washed in the bathroom, and suddenly I heard the door. It seems to have someone else at the door. So I booked: "Who, what?" Who knows the thief but replied at the door: I don't sleep so late, what to do. There is no sound. I don't know what it is ...
Second, I took a break at home during the day. When I was online, I suddenly heard the kitchen had a voice, I walked into the past, I turned out to be a small thief my security doors and windows. I took a knife and walked over and said to him: "What do you want to do, don't leave me, then alarm. , Doing a sound! Harm old man is busy for a long time. "Said that it is gone. I can't cry ...
The third time, I will take a walk on the street, a fifteen, six-year-old little boy, my clothes pocket, I turned to him: Child, what. "A nonsense, of course it is money." The child replied. I saw that he was a child, scared him: "I don't have money, you don't have to come back, or send you to the Public Security Bureau." The child glanced at me: "You don't have money, but fierce!" I'm going to go, I am so angry, I can't say anything! The fourth time, the bus feels itchy on the bus, it seems that the underwear belt is broken, but it is not intended. When you get off the bus, someone said: "Don't do it! Bill sew this strong, still in the underwear, to Is the shopping mall? "
The fifth time, a case of a business trip, just got off the train, found that the zipper of the package was opened. Open, the information is still there. However, the blank area of the information has a few rows of thieves: such a beautiful package, there is no money in it, do you have no money? Waste my feelings!
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Those, the hysteps of the mysterious, life is strong! --good!
Willow, crispy trembling, weakness but feelings! --good!
Jing Liu - life!
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