What is ERP? :)
One day, my husband called outside the house: "Dear wife, do you want to take a few colleagues to eat?" (Ordering) Wife: "Of course, come to a few people, a few more, what do you want to eat? Vegetable? "Husband:" 6 people, we will come back at around 7 o'clock, prepare some wine barbecue tomato scrambled egg cold dishes. Can you see it? "(Business Communication) Wife:" No problem, I Will be ready, "(Order Confirm) Wife (MPS Plan) under the Wife (MPS Plan), the vegetable to prepare: Duck wine tomato eggs for oil. . . . . . (BOM material list), found: 1 duck, 5 bottles of wine, 4 tomatoes,. . . . . . (BOM Expand), scrambled eggs need 6 eggs, and the scallops need 4 eggs (shared materials). Open the refrigerator and look at (the warehouse), there is only 2 eggs (disadvantage). Come to the free market, wife: "How do I sell eggs?" (Purchasing inquiry) hawker: "1 yuan, half hit 5 yuan, 1 hit 9.5 yuan." Wife: "I only need 8, but this time Buy 1 hit. "(Economic Batch Purchase) Wife:" This has a bad, change one. "(Acceptance, refund, replacement) back home, prepare to wash the vegetables and cut vegetables. . . . . . (Craft route), there is a gas stove, microwave, and electric rice. . . . . . (Work Center). The wife found that the fizzle is the most time (bottleneck procedure, key process route), can not be able to use the microwave to do roast ducks, and it may not be as good as (production capacity), so I decided to buy a success in the restaurant downstairs (product commission).
At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, the telephone bell rang: "Mom, a few students in the evening want to come to the house to eat, you are ready." (Emergency order) "Ok, your son, what do you want to eat, Dad also have guests, you are willing and them Eat together? "" You should do it, but you must have tomato and fried eggs. We don't eat with adults, come back at around 6:30. "(Oh, can't stand it)" Good, definitely let you Satisfaction. "(Order Confirm) The egg is not enough, call the hawker. (Urgent purchase)
6:30, everything is ready, can have a roast duck has not been sent, hurry to call: "I am Li Mao, how to book the roast duck has not been sent." (The purchase committee is a single reminder) "Sorry, send goods The person has already gone, it may be a traffic jam, it will be there soon. "Doorbell rang," Li Msi, this is the roast duck you want. "(Accept, Introduction, Transmission) Accounts 6:45, daughter's phone: "Mom, do I want to take a few friends to go home? Can you eat?" (Oh, it is an urgent order intention, ask the spot) "No, daughter, today mother has needed Preparing two tables, time is really easy, I am really sorry, I will say it early, I must give you a good time. "(Haha, this is the limitations of ERP, there must be a stable external environment, there must be one at least In advance), I sent all the guests, and the tired wife sat on the sofa and said to my husband: "Dear, now the frequency of the guests is very high, you should buy some kitchen supplies (equipment procurement), it is best to hire Small babysitter (even the human resources system also interface). "Husband:" You are the Lord at home, what you need to do. "(Through review) Wife:" Also, the most recently spent is too big, with your private room Money to subsidize, ok? "(Hahahaha, the end is the promulgation of the goods)
Does anyone don't understand ERP now? Remember, every qualified housewife is a strong competitor of the manufacturer! ! ! !
