Li Bai and the first intimate contact (hilarious)

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Li Bai and the first intimate contact (hilarious) 2001-11-15 09:23:26

Li Bai has finished writing "I will enter the wine", I'm talking about him, saying that he is a good wine, there is a little depressed in his heart, just ask for a few days, I want to find some friends to narrow.

This day, Li Bai called Wang Wei to find him to fish, but I don't know what is going on, I actually played five or six times. Li Bai is an acute child, and the horse called the third round to Wang Weist,

Go straight to Wang Weishu, let's go fishing, now the fish is fertilized! "I said that I will go outside, I don't want Wang Wei, but I still stand:" No, I don't go ... "Li Bai couldn't help but wonder, weekdays

Wang Wei is the favorite of fishing. Why today ... Li Bai rashes hands to touch Wang Wei's forehead, Wang Wei blocks: "Don't touch it, I am not sick, I am online." "Internet? You are also online."

It is no wonder that you are not willing to play with Du Fu's old kid. Is it so attractive? ""of course! "I saw Wang Wei," I can do anything, I can do it.

Look at the news, write articles, chat ... what you want to do "."

Li Bai Tianzheng, I went to the Dynasty's bookstore to buy this "how to do a networm", just take the Internet skills in the book for a day. So, dial, Internet.

Li Bai took a "absolute black" net name into the Shengtang chat room introduced by Wang Wei. Wow! More more eyebrows, "Flower Seasonal Girl", "Lonely Sensitive", "I am a cloud" ...

... Li Bai looked at the music, I found a crush "I am a cloud" chat, and this name has more cultural temperament.

"I am a cloud, how are you?"

"Wow, absolutely black, your name is cool :)"

"Don't dare not dare, or the girl is good, how many cultures, how much temperament, the girl must be the Confucianism?"

"Yeah, do Li Bai know?"

"Li Bai? Of course I know

"He is my brother."

"What ... Li Bai is your brother ?!"

"Surprised, in fact, his good poems are all I have written, just like recently, I just wrote" I will enter the wine ", tell the truth, my brother, he will not write poetry, drink

liqueur……"

"#% ¥ & ^% 八 八! I just Li Bai!"

"Haha, you are Li Bai, then I am Li Bai sister."

"you you you

"Hey, there is no interest in the fun, harming me in a white day, and Laozi doesn't talk to you, go to death!"

Li Bai, left the chat room, went to the Internet's long forum, I wanted to go to the netizens to learn the literary skills. Open the web, there are many poeties that do they do.

Article, the author is called "second only to white", and in mind, this person must be very admired, so even the name is "second only to white" --- second only to Li Bai, I also imitate yourself

The same name poems, see how his poetry is written, pointing for one or two. So I got some "Wang Yushan Waterfall", open it carefully, I can't help but fainting: Rizhao ass

Healthy smoke, dreaming of the eyebrows before. Flying to three thousand feet, suspect is a nine days.

If you do, let's try it, let's take a look at the news. So I went to a well-known news website - Datang News Express. So, poor Li Bai fainted today.

Recently Items:

1. Li Baizhen is addicted to the Emperor of Xuanzong. 2. After Li Baodians, today is detained by the district street dispatched by the district of the city. 3. Li Bai is reseudolically, according to Gauters, Li Bai has dyed with Yang Guifei. 4. Today, Li Baifu is found by Datang's anti-corruption bureau. According to reliable persons, Li Bai's huge property is unknown.

Related reports:

1. Li Bai has no wine every day, and loves to drink old alcohol. 2. According to statistics, Li Bai and Yang Guifei met a total of 17 times. 3. There is news that Li Bai has a private female sister. For details, please see Li Bai's father's marriage.

Since then, Li Bai has dows no longer online.

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