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Martial arts story (original)
Submitted by: Monsters August 12, 2004 10:11:56 in [Education and Academic] http://www.bbsland.com martial arts story.
Professor Yellow.
These stories have heard from the POACT in a restaurant.
Professor Huang is a friend I have been in the past few years. It is also a friend I have been admire. He started from learning analysis in the early years. When the country was small, it was famous, and the arithmetic geometry was changed. Although nothing is very large, It is a good fortune, after graduation, after a variety of universities, a university in this a few years ago, so now is a professor of the Easy, maybe it is excessive, and Professor Huang is forty years old, still A bachelor, I missed the marriage. Fortunately, he is bleeding and open, not for this, and loves outdoor activities. So everyone is happy every day, I have been alive. Just people to middle age, everything is more and more, and I am easy to get, I and him although the same place, but the opportunity to meet is less and less.
Long-term short saying, this time I found Yellow Professor, I was a little boy. Xiaohu graduated from the Domestic Top University Mathematics after two years ago, I came to the United States, and I learned from a geometric master, recently Just passed the qualification exam, come here to play for a few days. I am in the domestic time. Mon Hua's parents help, knowing the map, I really want to have the opportunity to report. Talking to Xiao Hu Xiaoke a few times, I feel He is a little imitation, as if you don't know what to do. "This is a young man," I said: "I will take you to the Yellow Professor, let him talk to you."
After I found out Professor Yellow, I explained that the Yellow Professor had a yellow tooth: "Old blame, you are not to poison your teenagers?"
I said: "Where is this! The excellent young talents such as Xiao Hu brothers are new, and the old brother, you don't have a good risks on this river, I have to worry about his future. Let's say that Huang brother, our brother is good, it should be gathered, and today I will do it. "
Professor Huang said: "We should have a good drink.
2. Wulin.
We are sitting in the small restaurant, two glasses of beer, and Yellow Professor immediately rushed the theme: "Xiaohu brothers, do you see martial arts novels?"
Xiao Hu has some confusion: "Of course, I have seen a few things in college."
Professor Huang said: "Let's learn mathematics in Chinese. Remember eight years, at that time, the old man in the domestic management mathematics competition was the company's website, one day we went to his home. Go to play, I found a few book books in his home, no one is a math book, all martial arts novels. Seeing us surprised, tell us, there is no master of martial arts. Old In ease eight4, the Chinese Military Miliation In the Shanghai Opening New Year meeting, after the meeting, Beijing delegation and one hundred people in the airport and other planes. Everyone chatted, and there was a happily, there was nothing to say, but finally discovered. A common topic, martial arts novels. These professors, actually all are martial arts fans. This is a favorite martial art. What is the result of guess? I am actually consistent is the god of the gods. Jin Yongri The most annoying is the god carcraft, what is the mother tomb, Ming Ming. "
I laughed and said: "I remember Huaxao once said that the martial arts novel is a fairy tale of adults."
Professor Huang said: "This is the surface, haha, how can adults look at fairy tale? Isn't it a neuropathy? This is a deep reason, saying is simple, the mathematical circles are actually martial arts, is the rivers and lakes. I In the domestic foreign mathematics community, it has been mixed for decades and is more and more feeling. "
Xiao Hu said: "The teachers I have ever seen are all modest gentle, and the emerails of Confucian, there is no picture of the people in the green forest." Professor Huang Haha laughed: "In the face of the students, the ancient and modern China is the same. I ask you, what is the most important thing in martial arts? It is martial arts, as long as the martial arts are super, there is nothing wrong. The mathematics is the same, the most important thing is mathematical kung fu, as long as you solve what super problem, no matter what others Also succumbed to you. The most important thing in martial arts is the seat rankings. Mathematics is the same. The most important thing is to rank. The boss wrote the recommendation letter to students, mainly, this student is more than anyone. Borel said in the memoir, every year IAS One of the biggest fun of the old guys is to rank the people who apply for PostDoc, see who is more than anyone, in fact, he didn't say that this helpers ranked only to PostDo, they were ranked throughout the mathematics, although never unknown Said that the people in the can have a few people, who is more powerful, who is more than who is more than anyone, one clear. "
Xiao Hu said: "IAS has only seven professors, how can I find the whole math?"
Professor Huang shook his head and said, "Where do you know that this seven people are powerful, it is a true top master. Once someone looked at it, weil looked at the author, this question could not do it, even It is definitely wrong. If you don't, WEIL's old gentle, it is like electricity as a torch. I have been writing a long paper, more than 200 pages, more than 200 pages, very Technical, Complex I have to live, take it to Deligne, and the result of Deligne, I spent a few more words, I said something wrong, and finally, I really saw that Hong Qi Gong saw Guo Jing, I knew that he had a few martial arts, huh, huh, that seven people It can be a human fine. "
I said: "In the early years, he listened to people in China. When the mathematics meeting, the seating of Hua Lao must be in the middle, and it is his university, second disciple, three disciples, and so on. When I arrived, it was troublesome. "
Professor Huang said: "Hua La's people are born in rural areas, so it is inevitable to move the rural hiking, but the connotation is the same. In fact, the foreigners are no exception, remember that Polya said in the memoir, he and hermann WEYL is in the ETH colleague for many years, but Weyl rarely talks to him, this old guy does not understand, weyl is not willing to talk to him, it is not to see him, think about it, how to see, Xi Toxic Ouyang Feng Willing to talk to the people in the Zhilian? How can a few big hand prints? "
Xiao Hu also laughed: "I can be a collection of mathematics analysis of people in Zhili."
Professor Huang said: "It seems that you are practicing a hidden martial arts. Saying in martial arts, the math circles are the same, the mountains Lin Li, mutual counsel, this is the mathematics department of some public universities In the mountains, there is often a small life of some minus, I will die, I'm not tired. Every four years of mathematician conference, the whole child is a sword, the hero, the battlefield, so it is lively. Incredibly."
I said: "The last ICM opened in Beijing, entered the Great Hall of the People, but also fucking a national banquet, enough license."
Xiao Hu said: "Now our Chinese also open the mathematician conference. This year is in Hong Kong, but also gold medal."
Professor Huang said: "What do you know, the Chinese open the mathematic conference, this is cleaned up the portal, which will bring all kinds of reverse children to the door wall. Of course, send a gold medal, in addition to the reward, there is also the meaning of all the mountains "
I said: "Huang brother, we are overseas, always care about the construction of the motherland, isn't you calculated? When is China's mathematics to catch the world?"
Professor Huang sighed: "What is so easy, saying that this thing is a cultural tradition, there are no efforts of generations, and there is no hope. Do you look at these mathematics, which has a like I have to eat and drink all day. It seems that the seemingly mathematics. I think it is appropriate that China's mathematics is very similar to the level of Chinese football, and all the way. "
Xiaohu said: "This doesn't lose to the Japanese team, the fans still make trouble."
Professor Huang also said: "Let's not have a star, fall out of a lot of football hooligans, the mathematical circles are the same, the old age is old, and he often enacted the river after returning to China. A group of people followed the old man, say China It is necessary to become a big country, in fact, it is giving himself the benefits, and hits Li Tie Yizi, I actually guess this called Chen. I think this guess should add a necessary condition, when the Chinese team took the World Cup championship "
We laughed in three, which attracted a lot of comrades.
Xiaohu stopped and said: "Professor Huang, I have opened my eyes today. Can you give me more about the characters in the mathematics?"
Professor Huang said: "I have been mixed in this industry for so many years. A variety of characters have seen it. After more, I don't know what it happened. It is more and more feeling that these mathers are in martial arts novels. After that, I have been brought into myself, it is like life in martial arts. "
I said: "What kind of person did you see?"
Professor Huang said: "For example, the old fairy, the east is unbeaten, the four wicked people, the east evil western poison, the South Emperor Beibei, let me, Miao Feng, Zuo Chan Zen, Su Xing River, take the lead Big, Wei Xiaobao, Yue Xiaobao No group, etc., there is Huashan School, Hengshan Party, Shaolin, Emei, Star, and Practice Jiuyin Zhen, practice sunflower treasures, retrograde the meridians, the fire into the devil, plagiarism, and broken Surriderant, everything is available. "
Xiao Hu Y Y Shaye said: "Who is these?"
Professor Huang said: "Don't be busy with your top, you will slowly understand."
I asked: "Who is Ding Chunqiu?"
Professor Huang gave me and said: "Old blame, you are known to ask." Then the Yellow Professor said a name.
Looking at Xiao Hu Gui stunned, Professor Huang smiled and I laughed.
3. Woman.
I said: "Huang brother, you put the mathematics world than to martial arts world, how much agree. However, there is a bit of mathematics and martial arts, and in the martial arts novel is the beauty around these knights, but you can go to see, mathematics department How many women? Who is it beautiful? "
Professor Huang said: "This is no wonder that women should not learn mathematics, in fact, not just mathematics, any theoretical science, and later, it is an individual, need for a long time, and women have to be two or thirty or older, they must consider Marry the problem of life, which may be concentrated in a long time to do mathematics? Weyl once said, Thereare Only Two Women in Mathematics, One isnot Woman. Oh isnot Woman. Oh, he said these two women, One is Sofia Kovalevskaya, the other is Emmynoether, the two portraits are still hanging in us. Kovalevskaya is beautiful, but her paper is known to be written by her beautiful fans. WeierStrass. As for Emmy Noether, no matter from the long phase to the words and deeds, there is no one thing like a woman, the whole man. "
Xiaohu said: "WeierStrass is still so unhappy, I don't think."
Professor Huang said: "WeierStrass is also righteous than a few bad old ages in modern math circles."
I said: "There is a lot of bachelor's album."
Professor Huang sighed: "Not only the school is less girls, the girls who are like sitting are also unwilling to marry the mathematics. I have no money, the two people, the secondary school, the people, the other, what else Forgot, I can't live a day. A mathematical problem, shortness for a few months, in a few years, after the fall, go in the road, eat, even my wife is thinking, not like the average person, there is a topwork This is a 24-hour day, every day, God, I can't do a problem, I have to take my wife to the pump. Smart girl who is willing to live this unmanned day. "
"Hahaha ..." We laughed forward.
Professor Huang then said: "When I read the postgraduate, the boss said with me, two mathers people meet, the first topic is definitely mathematics, the second topic is definitely sex. I still had halfway, and later found that it was Thousands of true. You think, a bunch of big men, all day to learn martial arts, can you talk about what other? Outside the people come, I always feel that the mathematics is a pile of color sticks, every day. Don't talk about women in business, don't understand a medium reason. "
I said: "Ferman said in the autobiography, once he was bold to Las Vegas to visit the brothel, and then found that the prostitutes there were aware of his professor, Ferman was still wondering, is it here? Caltech Physics Graduation is incorporated? "
Professor Huang said: "Most of you this story is Feman yourself. In order to give him his own orbit behavior. Although the mathematics is more, most of them are talking on the paper, there is one or two draw a thief is not surprising, but said Everyone is so common. The reason is simple, every day is thinking, there will be no too many other idle time. I will tell you a typical little story. I have a Japanese brother when I study. I don't only learn. Good, and have a modest gift, and our relationship is very good. For a while, it is too much to use, and the brothers are tired. I went to the school's bar to go to the pastime. I really hook a beautiful white girl. So A few days, these two hands were walking in the system. After a few weeks I found that the Japanese brother godged in Tibet, I asked him what happened, the brother said straight to the feet, Laozi also returned to read paper to do the problem, how can fucking accompany her with her? Oh, the brother is going to play, I didn't expect to hit a passion, entangle, harm my brother hiding in the series After a few months, the whole is a smile. This is a young man, and now the brother is also a professor in Japan. "4. Passion.
I said: "How old is to do the problem, so that this brother is so fascinated, even women can't take care of it?"
Professor Huang said: "Russell calls this intoxicating feputing of suddeneringrstanding, Chinese should be called me, a question is thinking for a long time, suddenly understanding, this feeling is definitely a physiological plenary. Mr. Weil old His conclusion is that there are two thousand autumn, but the length of time is always short-term. Even if you have practiced Tibetan Tibetan Tibetan, I can't afford it for dozens of minutes, and the pleasant pleasure can last for a few days. My old friend Tian just said in the domestic TV. What will be the top, a list of people, people who don't understand, I only know that he is blowing itself In fact, he is telling this pleasure, but it is not good to say. "
I laughed: "So the outsider said that people in mathematics are colorful."
Professor Huang sighed: "It is actually a passion in the deep, a force that cannot be controlled in the mountains inverted the sea, and anything to do with math will be in person, but the people have a lot of passion only a few times. The current mathematics system is very complicated. It is not possible to make a big problem. There is no possibility. The Philz Award is only a truth under 40 years old, and people over the age of 40 have entered middle-aged and will Is there any passion? Hormonial is not right, the gossip is nothing, but also talk about what mathematics. "
I know that Professor Huang is more than 40, and the Filz Award is just wrapping, saying: "Huang brother, the Cole Award, Wolf Award, said that 40 years old is really Spirit? There will always be some exceptions. "
Professor Huang said: "I only know an exception, it is grothendieck. After years of retreat, 1982, Grothendieck, suddenly wrote a 1600-page Paper in 5 months, the real passion, at that time he was already 50 people from 50, I am great. What is the title of THE LONG MARCHROUGH GALOIS THEORY, Haha, How is it, it is powerful enough.
I saw Xiaohu's somewhat confusing, I said: "Long March is a political noun for our Chinese, history noun, the most is the propaganda team, but it is a very romantic story for Westerners. It is said that it has been in a certain goal, and finally win. I remember that the American old political home Bu Hot Hertchi has learned a few small three in TV, saying that kids, you know what the Long March is. The Long March is from New York to San Fan, and then go back from San Franciscies, then go back to return! "
Professor Huang nodded: "This is the case, Grothendieck has a comprehension of the rigidity of the basic group of Algebra, and he believes this completely determines the same texture of the hyperbolic curve, as well as the same texture of the curve mode. By the curve As well as the role of the cell decomposition and algebraic group of the mid space, the old gentleman believes that you can get the precise description of the absolute Galois group on Q, this is the long march in his heart. "
Look at us, Professor Huang smiled and said, "Forget it, don't talk to you, give you a Grothendieck story. You know that Grothendieck's old husband is returned to the Ontario, from mathematics The ribbon disappeared, my boss just graduated ago, in Rutgers as a help, one day, when I dinner, the boss saw Grothendieck, and the girl who was holding a rutgers dinner. Boss is big Gardened, Grothendieck is oblique to see him asking: 'What do you do?' The boss said it is an algebra geometry, Grothendieck is a music: 'I am not interested in that thing, now I am doing more important things. 'The boss's thoughts is that it is to eat the girl, just leave. "" After a boss heard that the girl followed Grothendieck to France, suddenly, more than a year, this woman's hug A newborn child ran back from France back to RUTGERS, lifted, I had to find my boss to cry, Grothendieck has given her to abandon her, apparent that the woman and child have become a stumbling block on the new Long March road. "
I laughed: "When the woman on the road is giving birth to a child, it is not too strange to stay in the local area."
Professor Huang said: "I have recently heard that this child has grown up, graduated from Harvard. For more than 20 years, Grothendieck has no news, and his elderly people have a long speech, and I should have gone a big half. "
Time doesn't feel, the night is deep, there are only three of the restaurants, the old shops are far from being impatient, I have a few points of drunkenness, I said: "Huang brother, today When I come here, we will come again. "
The night is quiet, the street is still car, and we have not spoken, and the Professor of Junkou Huang waved his hand and returned.
