The philosophy in the joke

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1. The father and son have passed the five-star hotel door and see a very luxurious imported car. My son disdainfully said to his father: "Sitting in this kind of car, there must be no learning in the belly!" What is the father to answer: "People who say this kind of words, there is no money in the pocket!"? : Do you think about things, is it also reflecting your true attitude?)

2, after dinner, mother and daughter wash a bowl, father and son watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, the kitchen came to break the sound of the plate, and then a silence. It is my father looking at his father and said: "Be sure to break."? "How do you know?"? "She didn't swear."? (Note: We are used to see people to see people in different criteria, so that often The responsible person is strict, to be wide.)

3, there are two Taiwan Tourism Group to Japan Izu Peninsula, the road conditions are very bad, and there is a pit hole everywhere. One of the tour guides sorry, saying that the road is simply like a PA. Say and another guide but poetry said to visitors: Mr. Mr., this road we are now, is a well-known Amai Well, which is famous. "(Note: Although it is the same situation, however, different ideas will have different attitudes. What wonderful things are thoughts, how to think, decide you.)

4, the same student in the third grade of primary school, said in the composition that their future volunteers are a clown. China's teacher is: "There is no big blem, the scorpion is not taking!" The foreign teacher will say: "May you bring laughter to the world!"? (Note: As a elder, we are not only easy It is more demanding that a narrow definition is defined.)

5. In the Palace Museum, there is a wife who is impatient to him: "I said why you are so slow. It turns out that you will stop watching these things."? (Note: Some people only know in life The road rushed on the road, and the result lost the beautiful flowers of the two sides.)

6, the wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband has been talking next to her: slow. Be careful! The fire is too big. Hurry and turn the fish over. Quick shouts, too much oil! Tofu is all flat! "厎" wives out, "I know how to cooking." "Of course, Mrs.," The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know, when I am driving, you are chatting next to you, how to feel "? (Note: Learn to understand others is not difficult, as long as you are willing to stand in the opponent's angle and stand in the position.)

7, a bus with passengers quickly advanced along the downhill, and there was a person who was tightly chased with this car. A passenger stretched out from the window to the person who chased the car: "Old brother! Calculate, you can't catch up!" "I have to catch it," this person said: "I am this car." Driver! "? (Note: Some people must work very seriously, because in this case, the consequences are very tragic! However, it is because it is necessary to go all out, potential instinct, and unhappy, it will eventually show it. )

8, A: "The newly moved neighbors is good, last night, half of the night, the night is quiet, running to fierce the doorbell of my home."? B: "It is really evil! Do you have a warning?"? " No. I am a madman, continue to blow my little speaker. "? (If you have a cause, if you can see yourself, the answer will not be the same in your face conflict and dispute, think first I want to have a loss in my heart, maybe I can let it go soon.)

9. On a certain day, Zhang San drives in the mountains, just when he enjoys the beautiful scenery, suddenly open a truck, and the driver who is full of black teeth also shakes the window to hear: "Pig! "When Zhang San, I would like to have a wonderful, the more I want to be too angry, so he also shakes the window and looks back:" You are a pig! "? Just finished, he hit a group of pigs in the road. ? (Do not interpret other people's kindness, then let yourself suffer, and make others humiliated. Before unknown, first learn to press 捺 emotions, patiently observe, so as not to raise and repetit.) 10, the little boy asked Dad: " Is it better to do my father? "Dad replied:" Of course! "? Little boy asked:" Dad: "Dad:" Is Ai Di. "? Little boy asked : "How did the love Dad's Dad do not invente the light?"? (Very strange, people who like to sell old ages, especially easy to plant the flock. Authoritative is only a empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in this era of today.)

11, Xiao Ming took a small piece of soap when I took a shower, his mother panicked to call the family doctor. The doctor said: "I still have a few patients. I may have to go back later." Xiaoming Mom said: "Before you come, what should I do?" Said: "Give Xiaoming to drink a cup of boiled water, Then use force to jump, you can make Xiao Ming blow bubbles for time. "? (Take It Easy, relaxing relaxed, life, how is it too nervous? Since things have happened, why not farther face Yes. Worry is not as conceived, poor tension is not as good as poor.)

12, a solid big lock is hung on the gate, a hard work is a force for nine cow two tigers, or it is still unable to open it. The key came, his thin body drilled into the lock hole, only gently turned, the big lock was opened "". The hardcore is strangely: "Why do I spend so much vigorous, I can't open it, but you will open it easily?" The key said: "Because I know his heart."? (Everyone everyone The heart is like the door to lock, let you have a thick iron rod. Only care can you turn yourself into a delicate key, enter the hearts of others, understand others.)

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