Student's joke

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There is a buddy in our bedroom, and the trustee has taken 10 pounds of oranges. He is not there. The more people who have steadped. The more people who have steal them, the last more dozens of people have finished eating oranges, everyone faces, and finally simply I don't do it, I destroy the entire bag and note, the brother gone, I worshiped the question: How did my mother give me an orange? ------ Armor (Armor )

Re: HuANYue, I also have a language test. "------, when I was still in Mingyue." I forgot the upper sentence, I have a hard time, I have added two words in Su Lao. " You don't say the wine. "You don't say, it is quite a momentum, it is quite smooth ------ Brookguo (Red Alert) Our high school organized a woman's basketball game with a female, in the back factory grabbed the fence The ball is in the column, and the fence is grabbed, and it is still unpleasant, and the fence is grabbed. It is also invested ~~~~~~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! At this time, the audience is another team 2 referee all the audience all the laughter flipping the final score 4: 2

Some of our class: At that time, our class was prepared to choose some girls to participate in dance competitions, because the girls in our class really don't, when the class teacher is in class, the boys suggest to the pound, go to other classes to borrow a few girls, At that time, the girls in our class were very embarrassed. They buried their heads. The class teacher said: "I have long been going to other classes, and the girls in other classes are also ugly!" Until now, our class girls still hate the pound Bone. ------ Iamseaver (Seaver) When I started, the classroom is very quiet. The pound is put on the same fart in the above-mentioned work. The pound puts the head: "Whoever is talking to it" --- --- IAMSEAVER (Seaver)

Our high school English teacher likes to catch people, ask forks to see if they are not ready or may have a wonderful answer. There is a lesson after the sports class, my same table has always slept. The teacher began to explain an English test paper. After half a day, I started to ask questions: "XX, how can this question answer?" I got the same table, he immediately stood up, this guy reaction is very fast, very calmly Answer: "Teacher, this question should be C." The whole class began to laugh, the teacher smiled very powerful, and it was very good. In fact, he is explaining a fill problem. ------ Noclever (big fool) I remember, when I was high school, there was a girl. It is the slowest in our class, you are in a hurry, she is dead. Once in class, my pen didn't have water, and she was in front of me. So I borrowed her pen: "Hey! ..." did not reflect "he to feed it ....." Still not moving? "Are you doing??" "" "Don't worry, Let me write this line? "OK, I, etc. 2 minutes have passed "Is it finished?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" The thin voice says "Does it?" It was so maded "Borrowing only !!!" I almost shouted. "So fierce" she turned, I was looking for a long time and slowly turned back, and I still said that "no ~ !!" I am fainting! "

Fortunately, we are in Tsinghua Military Training, so you can play the arch pigs in the dormitory. Arch. I am a pig! ------ AES (flying bird) my grandmother is still in the countryside. Since I have been taking the mountain big, I will go back to my grandmother. I have said: "There are several places in the family, and this yard, these chickens, the pigs are given you." Seeing this year's employment situation, I finally realized the grandmother's high-looking and good intentions ... Re: disorder high school military training more boy girls have been trained and trained, and there is a boy to see the gods to see the girls training, ordered to do all the whole, facing the female military training Ask everyone in the direction, do we try this? Everyone answered in Qi ...... The girl is surprised by the box box. A classmate is in Ha Engine. The instructor just came from floods to be a truly military training. If you walked a ppmm. As long as you are not a special occasion, you will turn them to * 45. Then the salute is finally the PPMM. He will order the number of "8.5 7.5 5 8". Score hehe ------ EDU ((* Heart as gray, or continues to decadent, *) I also said that I secretly loved a class of mm when I was in class. I always want to see. Look her, she always looks at me. Sometimes we will smile with each other. Mathematics teacher makes me on the blackboard. It is a fact that I have done it. After I do it, I have seen her. She was shook my head, I was not able to start the verification. I know where I am wrong, I am full, I have forgotten a matter. She is 50 after the grade, but the new NO1 Siya is so that I stand in front of the blackboard. The last mathematics teacher can't say that Luger you go down. I have to learn from Luger so cautious // ft Asia

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