Answer a variety of ways of the wrong phone [hilarious] gentle response to the wrong phone -
On the day of midnight, suddenly - "Bell ~~ Ring" phone rope. "Who is called so late?" 揉 揉 惺 忪 忪> 眼, 眼 中 中 中. - "Hello, who?"
"Big, is me." "Oh, it is you." "Big, your body is good?" "Very good." "My aunt is good?"
"It's all good." "Hey? What is your voice?" "Because you missed the phone, you."
The other party had 5 seconds, and then the blind sound of "Dudo ~ Dudi ~" is coming.
No.2 - encounter unqualified warners, slightly punishment -
One day, the phone rang, picked up the phone, the sound of a girl came from. "Hey, give me a small way." - is a "savory girlfriend", now the girl talks about the thief.
"Ah?" My family included a pet, and there was no such name for her. "I said - I - find - Xiao - Li -" The other party obviously impatient.
"Sorry, I think you are wrong." - My temper is very good, the other party is a female comrade, so I want to keep the wind> degree.
"It's impossible, are you not *********? I didn't play it wrong." Just hanging the phone, the sound in the handset has raise numbers> decibels.
I felt that I was suffering from blood, have you gone wrong with me? I look around and determine this is my home.
"Oh ~ Yes, I didn't listen, I am sorry." I used the most kind tone. > "Really, I said that I won't be wrong." She still coming. Ok, I will make you all enough.
"Are you?" "I am a leaf." "Ah, leaves." I did something to understand. "Xiaoli is going abroad."
"A? I haven't seen her for two months." "" It's a month ago. She also called yesterday, saying that a friend called the leaves bought a laptop, no
Knowing the address, can't send it. "Yes ... is it? I am a leaf, how do I contact her. "I vaguely hear the voice of the mobile phone.
"You remember *************" I quickly turned "World Well-known Enterprise Contact List" Inside, just pick> a South hemisphere call to her.
No.3 - Do not do it - one day, the home is unable to pick up the electricity, and the phone is bored, but the phone's phone number is no one. Let go of your phone, I
Bored in the room. Just then, the phone rang. I almost came to the phone.
"Hey, hello." I usually take a home phone very little to use "hello", you can see how much the drought is in the mood of the rain. "
"Hello, I am here is China Netcom Customer Service Center." A sweet voice of a girl. "Ah, good, it doesn't matter." "" "What do you say."
"Hey ... didn't say anything. What do you have?" Obviously I am excited. "I want to return to visit your broadband usage. Disturb?"
"Don't bother, of course, don't bother, too don't bother." At this point, the other party must think that my neur has problems, or it is also a hot agent. "Do you feel that your home is fast?"
"This, I said that it is not good to be fast." "You can log in to our website, there is a broadband test area. There is a free movie test"
"Ah, I have been there." There are more than 500 movies there can be free online. "How do you feel?" "The film is old." I regret.
"(The other side couldn't help but laugh, quickly returned to normal tone) I said that you feel how you feel, have you stopped."
"Ah, this, okay. That is to watch" Hundreds of Star Jun "stopped." "Yes, is there a long time?" "About 30 minutes." "" Ah? No. "She There is also a bit of not faith. "How can I pause so long, is it a crash?" "Didn't crash, I will put it after I canceled."
"Ah? You suspend yourself?" "Yeah, what happened, I have something to go, can you stop? Then you don't say it earlier." I am really a debut.
"... (the other side of the other side to wipe the colleague to wipe the tissue) No ~ Nothing, you can suspend, as long as you want to me,"> Is there any other problem? "
"Let me think about it ... Yes," I am willing "I can't download it, Wang Fei sang. I like it.
Faye Wong's song, special taste, do you like it? "I really like Faye Wong." I? "
"You said how she is divorced with Dou Wei. I like it. For example, ....." I said a breath.
Thirty years of Faye and Dou Wei's songs, saying that they were young, and they also sang two sentences, and it was estimated that there were more than 20 minutes. The other side couldn't help.
"Sir, your sing is good, but I am working, can't listen, regret." "Oh, yes, you are working. Oh, you are looking at me. What kind of unit is there?"
"Net ... Netcom Customer Service Center." The voice in the phone is a bit swallowed. "Oh ... Netcom. Do you have anything about calling me?"
The voice just fell, only listened to the "哐" of the phone, then heard a lot of people screaming her name> ...
No.4 - Take the way to him
I have a good time to query Netcom, whenever you dialed the number, the computer will guide you according to this button.
The key, often querying one call fee needs to be pressed for more than ten twenty times, and finally there is often "system busy, after dialing"
Silent federation. I am determined to retaliate, and let me create these troublesome people who have the hardships of consumers.
This day, the opportunity is coming, the call is prompted on the call, the phone being played in is the number of manualization of Netcom. "Hello. I am here is a network of online."
"Hello. This is a ** home." "I want to notify ..."
"Now launch a voice transfer system." I didn't wait for her to finish, continue to use the sound of the machine. "If you need men>
People answer, please shout (1) The hostess should call, (2) The little master answers please shout (3) Many puppies will be heard.
Shout (Wang) If the operation is wrong, please shout (return). "The voice just fell, only listened to the woman's excited call,>" This phone is advanced. "
"Three." Later, the voice came to the voice of the female operator. "Sorry, the little master you choose is not over the age, so you can't talk to you, please leave your phone.
After the little master learns to talk, I will call you very quickly. " "what? ......return. "After listening to my introduction, the other party chose" two "
"Sorry, the hostess is not at home, if you are not used to talking with the puppy, please choose (1)" I have> I am angry, I will choose to choose to choose me. "
"First." The other party's tone is a bit helpless. "Welcome to the man's owner, please call (1) private conversation please shout (2) Other please shout (3) Operation error shout (return)" "Three !!!" The other party obviously impatient, very sound .
"Sorry, the taste of the amburger in the kitchen pot, please hang up, let a later ..."
