The father of the Westward Journey http://www.zhouxingchi.cn 2002-8-19 West Xingchi Station
Father of the Westward Journey
(At the time, I only had a one-point door from my room, but after a quarter column, I lost the opportunity to enter the room, because I met my father)
Me: Long night, no heart sleep, I thought that I couldn't sleep alone, I can't sleep!
Dad: Well, then we will talk about the question about your network fee!
Me: Do you talk to me? Isn't it told me? Recognize the wrong person! (Want to slip)
Dad: Back!
I: Dad, I have had a saying that I have long I have to say ------ I worship my father, such as Tao Taojiang water, it's endless, as if the Yellow River is committed, it cannot be cleaned .....
Dad: Sit down! (Friendship is serious)
Me: I just got off work, I didn't do anything outside, I came back to see, you suddenly brought me the fee of the network fee ..... my teeth haven't brush it!
Dad: I ask you, is the network fee is not an exclamation mark in your heart, or a period, is it full of question marks in your head?
I: this ........
Dad: This month's phone has more than 200, what do you want me to bankrupt?
Me: Oh?
Dad: Do you don't believe? LOOK
(I have seen it, it is so real. However, I can't recognize it)
I: Dad, like me, how can I accept this nonsense?
Dad: Give money! (Extended out)
Me: No, I am your daughter, play with me true?
Dad: You see that you are going online to become a bucket!
I: Who said that I am fighting? I just concentrated on a point to change my past opinion, do you do it? I can't do it, I want to let me go online?
Dad: Yes! I sue you!
I: Dad, I am online, I am bored, I have said that I have said a lie to cheat a netizen, now just the guilt inside. I am more and more hate online! I will not be online tomorrow (just tomorrow), what do you want!
Dad: One day when you find that you have to face the netizen you hate, this is the most veryestun!
I: But how can I like a netizen I hate? Please give me a reason good? Please!
Dad: Do you need a reason for a netizen?
Me: Don't you need it?
Dad: Do you need it?
Me: Don't you need it?
Dad: Do you need it?
Me: Don't you need it?
Dad: Hey, I am studying with you, why are you so serious? do you need?
Me: I .... I just like to go online!
Dad: What is your old online? Your English is not working, you haven't studied computer profession, do you want to do a web page? Provincial province, you, what network, do your promising career! moron!
I: Oh! Famish, you can tell you like this, I can tell you, ha!
(silence.........)
Me: Do you know what is 铛 铛?
Dad: What is it?
I: 铛,, 是 (sing)
Only you ------! Can you buy a computer; Only you, can give me a network fee; only you can protect me, call me no need to go online; you have the greatest, that is, INLY you! Don't blame your daughter, get on the wallet, don't be afraid, don't tremble; I will come online, pay you, fight for the Internet, spend money is also worth it, South Amitabha!
Dad: ......., I really can't, I tell you ....
I: ON ON ------
Dad: ON you! You haven't finished it! (A punch will knock down) I have told you that I can't do it, you have to be on! I can't stand if I can't stand it, you will die again!
(At this time, the mother advised "" Hey, you don't want to be angry, you will make a rush! ")
Me: You don't kill me, what is your life, how to die, waiting for you to understand the benefits of the Internet, you will naturally let me sing this song! Namo Amitabha.....
Dad: Give money immediately, less feet!
Me: How much?
Dad: 200!
(Day, I poured ----)
Dad: Dead woman!
Me: How many times I said, don't mess around, swearing is not treasure, chaos will pollute the environment, even if you don't pollute the environment, let the children learn what to do? Even if the children learn will not, they have heard that the atmosphere is not good!
Dad: You .........
Me: Do you want money? Dad! If you want money, you speak, you don't say how I know what you want, although you are very sincere looking at me, but you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you will take it! You don't really want it? Now I have three times: "First, two, three ....."
(My father's expression is very painful. At this time, my mother appeared again)
Mom: I said her dad, in fact, her old online Internet, I also have a responsibility, and then say that the small shadow wants to go online to let you go bankrupt, but only an idea, waiting for her to make you bankrupt, then she is not late!
(Dad has been full of red, and his hands are tight, and finally, he finally endured anger.)
Dad: Waiting for a class, do we have all the relationships?
I: feel the feelings!
Dad: Sorry, e man.
Me: I used to accompany you any time called people, and now it is called people e-man! It's so tight, what is your family, what is it?
(After three hours, the two sides still failed to achieve consistency)
Me: I seem to be coming! Dad: I only know late now.
I: Leave a little memory?
Dad: No, if you want yourself!
Me: I will only hurt my feelings, but I can't get my respect, I am used to it, let me go online!
Dad: Ok, I can let you go online, but go out!
Me: How do I say it is also human rights, someone who has a computer, you call me to go online, my image is not full?
Dad: You are lying, you don't promise me because you don't want to spend money, I tell you, if you refuse me, you will regret it for a lifetime!
I: Regret, I will not agree! Only blame the world, create people! (Turned out of the living room) Sing "a thousand sad reasons, a thousand sad reasons --------"
(Mom catch up with me)
Mom: Don't be sad, I will help you!
Me: In fact, the wisdom is talented, I have been higher than the old dad, but I have you now, he is afraid that it is a little higher than me! --------- Right, mom, why do you monitor us?
Mom: I don't want to monitor you, I just want to study some different feelings between the father and women!
I: Oh ...
(I will return to the room in desperately)
(Seeing Wantai on the couch, touching its head)
Q: "How many brothers do you have? Do you have a parent? You said a saying, I just want to pay more than a friend when I am not happy," So I do a dog, like a person, I have to be kind The heart, there is a kind heart, it is no longer a dog, it is a dog. "
"People and dogs are Mommy, not people are people, male, dog is a dog, his mother ........"
"Your mother is surname?"
(Wang Cai has long been gone)
At this time, I want to express my mood, I do the following monologues:
I have a dream, my father will promise me anything, I guess the front, but I can't guess this ending! It is a pity that happiness is always short, and it is only an endless pain! Ugh!
I hate myself, no money to go online, I have to grieve myself and reduce the time of the Internet. I don't care how to say me, I am not afraid that there will be thousands of people in the later generations, I am going to me, I am boring!
Dad, you should do this, I should also give it. I have had a free internet time in front of me, I didn't cherish it. When I lost, I regret it, and the most painful thing in the world is too much. If Dad is able to give me another chance, I will say three words to Dad "Thank you"! If you can add a period in this Internet time, I hope to be ------ 10,000 years!
