(1) A mental hospital has heard that the leaders will come to the hospital to inspect, so the patients who have convened the president meeting at the meeting, the dean said: "This afternoon, there is very important leaders to visit, all people are To go door, welcome. When you welcome, all patients stand on both sides of the hospital gate, to stand together I have to do it, I can give you a meat bun. As long as there is a person to smash, all people have no buns to eat, remember? "The patient shouted together:" Remember! " "On this afternoon, the leaders arrive on time, when he stepped into the door, the welcome patient was standing at the door. At this time, with the dean cough, all patients applauded, the atmosphere was very warm. The leaders who came to visit were infected with a warm atmosphere, smiles, and applauded into the hospital with everyone. See the leadership has already entered the hospital, the dean is a feet, and the applause has stopped, it is very neat. Only the leader also applauded a front line while smiling, the dean was very satisfied. Suddenly, from the popular crowd, a patient who was astrous as Schwarzene, rushed to the leadership, gave him a big slap in the face, angry and angry. "You don't want to eat buns. ?!!! "(2) a doctor with a neurological doctor asked: If I cut your ear. What would you? The patient replied: then I will not hear. The doctor listened: huh. Very normal. The doctor asked again: Then I cut your other ear again. What would you? The patient replied: then I can't see it. The doctor began to be nervous. How can I not see you. ? Patient replied: because the glasses will fall. (3) There are two neurological patients. Escape from the hospital. Two people run. Climb to a tree. One of them jumped from the tree. Rolling. Then lifting the head to the above people say: Hello - how can you still come? The person above answered him: No. - Well - ah - I have not yet cooked - (4) There is a patient to find a psychiatrist. Patient: I have always think I am a bird. Doctor: Oh. That's very serious. From when started. Patient: When I am still a bird. (5) Two mental patients A Jun B Jun also recovered, their attending doctors said to them: "If you are sick, another person will immediately send him a hospital right away." Suddenly, doctors The phone bell rang, it turned out to be A Jun: "No, B Jun started climbing in my toilet this morning, not to say that he is my toilet." "Fast, send him!" A Jun sheds a moment: "That ... don't you have a toilet?" In a mental hospital, a mentally patient fishing every day. One day, a nurse asked: "Do you catch a few fish today?" The mental patient suddenly jumped up: "Your brain has a problem, is there a null fish tank?" (7) There is a neurological hospital, There are many neuropathics that live there. One day, the dean there, for a look at the patient's recovery, I want to have a way.
