Small Japanese origins! I would like to have a bumper into the sea from Pan Jinlian and Ximen celebration. Da Lang should not be absolutely. Icy sea water made him wake up. At this time, a big turtle was swim, and the Glang was holding up. "I saved you now, you must repay me in the future." Dalang should, the turtle holds the big lan on an island. This island is all shorter fishermen, and fishermen saw Dalang Daxi, rushing to tell, saying that it is a tall, handsome and mighty man on the island. The fishermen meet, discuss: "Our ancestors have a short life. To use this high strength to improve our people, we will promote him for our kings." So Wu Dalang as a king. The seventy-two festivals of the Sanong Sixth Hospital, Wu Dalang quickly had a group of princes. These princes were scattered to the folk and civilian women, so he has been significantly improved since then.
Wu Da Lang still did not forget the hatred of Ximen, every day, thinking about: "Ximen Qing is really an awkward, day after day, the day is coming to my head." Just a minister came to seek national name, Dalang accompanied Road: "Japanese." Another minister took out the banquet. Daran took a piece of cake, vigorously took it, think of Ximen Qing, shame, spurting a blood on cake. It became the national flag of Japan. Dalang thought again, "Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian wanted to die, but my luck is good, I have long been long." Immediately write, write on the national flag: The martial transport long. It means: Wu Dalang's luck long. I remembered the promise of the big turtle, ordered the national treasure to the temple.
Dagra is selling cake, seeing people, big, big. All Japan saw the king, all of which didn't imitate. As the king, Wu Dalang is still quite diligent. Every day is "there is something to go to school early, and if you don't have you early." But after some days, he felt very hard. The officials of the officials have to spend a half day. So he said: "You have written the important content of things in the future." The ministers are very surprised to say: "What is called writing? We don't know what you don't know," Wug Dalang said: "Well, I Take a diploma to everyone, sweep the blindness. "So Wu Dalang gave the Minister to the Minister, learn the text. When Wu Dalang is a person selling cake, only a few words, many words he only remember the first next to the side, the ministers have forgotten a part when they learn and spread, so this is to form a "" False "text, parity name, film hypothesis." This is an important part of the Toyo culture. One day, Dagran found that the subject did not have a surname. So he said: "This is not good, you have a famous surname. So, where do you live?" So there is "Tanaka", "Panasonic", "Yamaguchi", the last name. As for the name, the platoon of one or two three or five six seven. But the boss can't be called Dalang, that is my taboo, can only call Tailang. I can't call Erlang. It is the taboo of my younger brother Wusongwu Erlang. It can only be called Second, and the rest of you will call it, I have no opinion. "So this country has the name of Yamota Taro, Tian Zhongshi Lang, Yamamoto 56.
After Wu Dalang, after the king, he always eats the mountains and hostees, and eats too much. He remembered that when he was drifting at sea, there was no thing to eat, only to catch birth fish, now it is still quite good, so he must be born when he called the chef to make fish, don't have to be cooked. This dish will be promoted, and the Japanese welcome, since then, a famous dish "fish" in the country. Wu Dalang also found that the Japanese are like Chinese people, sleeping in bed. He is very angry, I want to go to Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing to get married, Ximen Qing often goes to her home, I haven't slept in my place, I have to sleep on the ground. Since I have to sleep on the ground, you can only sleep on the ground! This will not forget the shame of the wife! So he promulgated a decree in accordance with this meaning. From then on, the Japanese can only sleep on a mat, which is the so-called "colliding rice". When Wu Dalang was called "three-inch Ding" in the Central Plains, he was a sense of inferiority. He was afraid of being flat in Japan. The country will die in the country. Many families make their sons into a row legs in order to make their son do not die. So the Japanese are short and the Luo circle is more. Dalai hates women because of Pan Jinlian, ordered Japanese women to serve husbands at home, and they have to be served, and they have been punished. The beautiful woman is dead, so the ugly girl in Japan is very much. Wu Dalang did not die without a few years. When he died, he was still in Ximen Qing, and he couldn't report his wife. So he left the legion, and the future generation to find Ximen celebration. Later, his children and grandchildren drill day and night, and ran to Shaolin Temple to steal a few tricks. In order to commemorate the king Wu Dalang, name "Wu's Road", later because the Japanese cultural level is low, plus the country's text is a fake text, The result was transmitted into "Samura". Because Wu Dalang is in the world, these work is called "karate."
In the future of the Ming Dynasty, the future of Wu Dalang began to send people to the Chinese territory, looking for Ximen Qing's revenge, and the hero of Shen Guo is rushing to the sea, that is, "anti-倭" in history. In the twentieth century, the Japanese people in China from Nubei, from the east to the west of China, but also did not find the enemy Ximen Qing. So they actually want Chinese to learn their "fake text", and if the Chinese will take their names, they must implement "Great East Asia" under the "Cake" flag. This is really let the Chinese laugh at the big teeth. Recently, the future of Wu Dalang is said to have a reliable intelligence, suspect that Ximen celebrates in Taiwan, so the Diaoyu Islands opposite Taiwan, it seems that someone else sold cake all day. In summary, the Chinese are the ancestors of Japanese.
