The philosophy in the joke
Just laughing? ? Don't you think about it? ?
1. The father and son have passed the five-star hotel door and see a very luxurious imported car.
The son disdainfully said to his father: "People sitting in this kind of car, there must be no learning in the belly!"
The father will answer the reply: "People who say this kind of words, there is no money in the pocket!"
(Note: Do you also reflect your true attitude towards things?)
2, after dinner, mother and daughter wash a bowl, father and son watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, the kitchen came to break the sound of the plate, and then a silence. It is my son looking at his father and said: "It must be a mother break."
"how do you know?""
"She didn't swear."
(Note: Our habits come to see people with different criteria, so that it is often the responsibility to be strict, to be wide.)
3, there are two Taiwan Tourism Group to Japan Izu Peninsula, the road conditions are very bad, and there is a pit hole everywhere. One of the tour guides sorry, saying that the road is simply like a PA.
And another tour guide is poetic to visitors: Mr. Mr., the road we are now, is the well-known Amai Well, which is famous.
(Note: Although it is the same situation, however, the idea will produce different attitudes. What wonderful things are thoughts, how to think, decide right in you.
4, the same student in the third grade of primary school, said in the composition that their future volunteers are a clown.
Chinese teachers are excluding: "There is no big bust, and the scorpion is not taking advantage!"
Foreign teachers will say: "May you bring laughter to the world!"
(Note: As a elder, we are not only easy to encourage, but narrowly define successful definitions.)
5. In the Palace Museum, there is a wife who is impatient to her: "I said why you are so slow. It turns out that you will stop watching these things."
(Note: Some people only know that they are running on the road of life, and the results have lost the beautiful flowers to watch the two sides.)
6, the wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband has been talking next to her: slow. Be careful! The fire is too big. Hurry and turn the fish over. Quick shouts, too much oil! Tofu is all flat!
"厎" wife out, "I know how to cooking."
"Of course, Mrs.," The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know, when I am driving, you are chattering, my feelings."
(Note: Learn to understand that others are not difficult, as long as you are willing to stand in the opponent's angle and position.)
A bus with passengers quickly advanced along the downhill, and there was a person who was tightly chased by this car. A passenger stretched out from the window and said to the people who chased the car: "The old brother! Calculate, you can't catch up!"
"I have to catch it," this person said: "I am the driver of this car!"
(Note: Some people must work hard, because it is not the case, the consequences are very tragic! However, it is also because it is necessary to go all out, potential instinct and unhappy character will eventually show it.)
8, A: "The newly moved neighbors is good, last three in the middle of the night, the night is still running to fierce the doorbell of my house."
B: "It is indeed evil! Do you have a warning?"
A: "No. I am a madman, continue to blow my little speaker."
(There must be because I can see yourself first, the answer will be different when you face conflicts and disputes, I want to think about whether I have a loss, maybe I can let go.) 9, On a certain day, Zhang San took a car in the mountainous road. When he gave a beautiful scenery, he suddenly opened a truck, and the driver of the full black teeth also shake the window to him. "Pig!"
Zhang San, the more wonderful, the more I want to be too angry, so he also shakes the window and looks back: "You are a pig!"
After just finishing, he hit a group of pigs in the road.
(Don't interpret other people's kindness, then let yourself suffer, and make others humiliated. Before unknown, first learn to follow the emotions, patiently observe, so as not to have repellent.)
10, the little boy asked Dad: "Is it more than doing your father?"
Dad replied: "Of course!"
The little boy asked: "Who invented the electric light?"
Dad: "It is Ai Di."
The little boys ask: "Why didn't Di Dad don't invenity?"
(It is very strange, people who like to take the old age, especially easy to plant the fight. Authoritative is only a empty-shell that can't be tested, especially in the era of multi-open today.)
11, Xiao Ming took a small piece of soap when I took a shower, his mother panicked to call the family doctor. The doctor said: "I still have a few patients now, maybe half an hour can you come."
Xiaoming Mom said: "Before you come, what should I do?"
The doctor said: "Give Xiaoming to drink a white boiling water, then use force to jump, you can make Xiao Ming blow bubble to mate."
(Take It Easy, easy to put it relaxed, how must life? Since things have happened, why not face it, it is not astrous to be very happy.)
12, a solid big lock is hung on the gate, a hard work is a force for nine cow two tigers, or it is still unable to open it. The key came, his thin body drilled into the lock hole, only gently turned, the big lock was opened "".
The iron rod is strangely asked: "Why do I have a lot of effort to open, but you will open it with it?" The key said: "Because I know his heart."
(Everyone's heart is like a lock, let you have a thick iron rod. Only care, you can turn yourself into a delicate key, enter the hearts of others, understand others.)
