Super fun (too sad self-esteem series) too hurt self-esteem series (super fun) too sad self-esteem series (super fun) (ZT) 1, I have finished eating, I found a bench in the campus, I am awake I found a few cents in the rice pot.
2, the last helped a classmate to raise the computer, rent in the north. Then ride back from the South Gate, near the Canal Building, a middle-aged man quickly rushed to me, and then asked: "What kind of broken?" Do you care about me.
3. When we do it, there is a teacher in the door laboratory with our grade three boys to process the board. Just in the southwestern gate, the woven bag is said to have a broken woven bag, then the lancing community is building, but also catching up with sandstorm that day, a few brothers blowing a few shots. When I arrived at the gate of the department, I was stopped by the guard, they said that they were processed. The gate guard said: "You have come over one will write, fill the guest bill!"
4, I just moved to the new campus, go out to buy the box, help everyone buy together, a total of 7 copies, when the gate in the dormitory area, two MM saw me, then one of them said to another: "Not to say Can you give a takeaway? "
5, once in the Shuangan Shopping Mall, put the bag in the chest, etc.
6, one time I sent GF home, I was stopped by the down-door guard, said that I didn't let the garbage in the evening, let me clean up early.
At the age of 7, when I went to a public toilet, I got the two cents to go straight to the female toilet, and the old uncle received money took me a big drink: "Where are you taking the stink ?!"
8, our classmates walk in Zhongguancun Street, a selling CD, ask: Is there a disc? Classmates ignore, do you ask another classmate software? Classmates ignored. I ran to me: Is the mask? By, the giant face, was laughed by my classmates. Go back and look at the mirror, how can you not look at the excessive look?
9. Also, our home just arrived here and the administrator downstairs is not very familiar. Later, the administrator downstairs once said to my mother: The hourly work of your family is very good. At that time, I was almost 4 points. This mistake will be released after a month.
10, I was waiting for the car in the princess of the princess, there is a big uncle to do it very much, and I said: "Get a mobile phone, how much is you? You can't pit me!" In the coat I took a mobile phone, I said that I didn't accept it, I am waiting for the car! The man actually said: "What happened now? What happened now? Don't!" Depressed!
11, I didn't shave my beard during my college, and then went to the classroom to self-decorate, stopped at the door, grace? ? "Uncle, I will" suddenly petrochemical now! " ! That sad, only one Fang 20! From then on the day of shaving!
12. There is a red dress in the university era, wear to visit Carrefour, and was pulled by a grand master: Miss, where you have a seasoned salt ...
13. I even saw that someone of our school was looking for a family teaching. I thought I greeted him. He greeted him. "Uncle, I want to give you a child?" I am fainted. "
14. On the eve of graduation, accompany your brother to the talent market, see the recruitment of a Normal University has ended, so I am going to their recruitment platform, come over, one PLMM, ask: "What kind of professional is you looking for?" I stayed, I have to know that I am also graduates: - ((((((((((((
15, once and a classmate walks on the road, we are both male, there is a person to ask us: "Two want a couple table? 28 yuan a pair." Do we be like a comrade? 16, before When you stay in the long hair, go to the classmates, and have been praised by his mother: this girl is really high ~~~
17, there is another time to go to the toilet. After entering, I saw a long hair man, and we are all shocking: probably thinking that you are wrong ...
18, move into the new home, a lot of things to buy, hit the neighbors at the door, he is very sympathetic asking me, how do you squeeze the car back? Kao, do I look like a taxi? I told him that I was driving, and he sighed and a taxi driver was very bitter, and the waist was not good. Kao, do I look good like a waist? I told him that I was not a taxi driver. He suddenly realized that "Oh, you are the driver who will drive the leader" "Lazy said, let it. It can actually hit him on a day, let me send him a paragraph, because the basics, I want to count, but I still say "anyway, it is an oil."
19, I know that I am old, but some ticket sellers are too much. Every time I got on the bus, the ticket seller shouted: There is a comrade to let the master sit. I am 22 years old ... I even brother, hair is developed, one day forgot to pack up the face, ride a broken, back green, diagonal big cloth bag (non-military, pure green), did not take the community Many people should repair the gas stove, sewer, security door.
20, even wearing a US military jungle camouflage to the bar, MM is drinking too much. Even in the door of the toilet, etc.. Then come over a GG, borrow fire to me, then ask me a few. When I left, he asked me, "How come to work?" I didn't understand, he stressed that you are not the security here? **, he has seen the security guard wearing 2500 set of original camoufines, with 6,000 yuan ROAMER, smoking the Software security horse? I am talking about MM, and MM is laughing one night. I don't have a very strong scholar, but after all, it is also a doctor.
21, even there is the same experience. Going to work like diagonal blocks, and the dress is more casual, the hair is generally chaotic. As a result, when I came to work in the morning, I asked me: "What is the phone number of your courier company.
22. Friends' colleagues go to Shanghai to do things, go to the Secretary for Telecom, ask the Secretary to shout: "Director, there are two country people to find you." Know that the colleague listens to Shanghai dialect, It helplessly said: "We come from Beijing." The result is that the nanny shouted: "Director, there are two country people from Beijing to find you." Full! " The two guys said more than 10,000 monthly salary.
23, in a summer evening, our brother has a few bending, passing by a construction site, there is a very bad white back, the brothers of the sluggish slippers are slow, and one is behind, one time The kind people walked over to shoot his shoulders and said, "Hey, open a meal ..."
