Qian Yongqiang's bizarre story 1

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Sending station: BBS Shuimu Tsinghua Station (Wed Mar 24 02:15:17 1999)

New Oriental Signboard Logic Teacher Qian Yongqi went to Yale to read MBA, is due to returning to China.

He told two stories:

First, in Yale to eat Indian classmates, I have a friend of India, and I heard that you can take GRE.

Money is in mind, thinking that you are looking to a person, I am a signboard teacher in China's largest GRE training school. However, there is a modest point on your mouth, so:

"Ah, ok, your Indian students are also good, Verbal is very much on 600?"

"What? On 600? Verbal does not take more than 700 how can I come to the United States?"

"Ah? Then your logic and mathematics?"

"Can these two are dissatisfied?"

Money // Faint.

"Hey, I heard that you can test the TOEFL in the voice room? I really envy!"

"Ah ?! How did you test?"

"Hey, our family is not in the capital, take TOEFL to be on the playground of the primary school, more than 1,000 people, sitting on the ground, each person sent to the bench as a table. It is two high-stroke horn, noisy. Listening Start, there are still many people who have not entered, and they are baked, and the top two questions will not be seen. But fortunately, these two questions are Mongolia, TOEFL full. "

Money // Faint Badly

Qian Yongqiang's bizarre 2 Send Station: BBS Shuimu Tsinghua Station (WED Mar 24 02:23:28 1999)

Money returns to China for more than half a year, returning Yale for more than half a year, returning Yale, do not want to meet a "division" in Yale in the school, now graduated, to Hong Kong Star TV work.

The sister is very enthusiastic, please dinner, in a high-end restaurant, two dinner flowers 2000 weeks.

Money: "I haven't seen you for half a year, you make a fortune!"

Sister: "Oh, I am married, you don't know."

"Marry ?! Do you actually not inform me?"

"Oh, it's more in a hurry, I will contact you."

"How is your husband?"

"Very good. He has its own company. Right, you should know him."

"Oh, who is it?" (Whose money wants to be a director, the actor's class)

I saw the sister farten out three words:

Murdo gram

Money // Faint Crazily.

"Mo - Multi ---"

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