1, bowls fall down, heavenly scar 2, a literary evening, host to go to the stage: Please enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, set off your head cover! Creepy! ! ! ! ! 3, tiger does not cat, you are serious! 4, when high school, the classroom discipline was chaotic, the teacher took the XXX in anger, said: XXX, you give me the wall! ~~ All shifts! 5, once I drove, sitting next to my colleague suddenly asked: "How do you drive a safe case?" 6, I: That is our physics teacher. . . Classmate: What to teach? I: Chemistry. . . 7, in the Internet cafe, learn to raise your hand, shout: "Teacher!" 8, our dormitory a person drinking more and takes a cold tailor: diapers drink more, wine is very much. 9, buy oranges, boss: one piece of five months. I: Too expensive, five pounds. Boss: No can't do it. 10, friends asked my computer configuration, I said that the display is a color screen. (I originally wanted to say that the liquid crystal) 11, the junior high school literary evening, the questionnaire. The woman hosted: "Everyone pays attention, don't grab it too fast. Waiting for me to finish the beginning," then start the title, "now open ..." At this time, a player will answer. The host said that "this classmate is too anxious. I'm" () is still in the mouth, how do you grab "12, listened to a mm" shouting me a bowl of Viper ~! "13 One day, one day, one phone was looking for me. My classmate was finished and I said: "Your mother **." I took a call and said: "Men's female", everyone laughs for 4 years 14. High school students of classmates (a boy) walk into the noodle to take the hair: "Boss, 2 green onions don't want rice!" Almost add a sentence: "More rice noodles!" Boss: ".... Are you going to be rice or onion ?? "15, a mother in the bedroom, calling, calling, I habits," He is not ", but this time I want to say" has already went out "results : "He is already ... not there" 16, GG handed me a ice creater, I bite a big name: "I am burning me!" 17, and my sister went to Li Ning to buy shoes, my sister opened: "Miss", this How much is a pound of shoes? "18, once I took my stomach of my classmates, she said loudly:" Don't shoot, I have urinates in my stomach. "19, high schools send a badge." . Once checking before, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, and everyone wore the bra and checked. . The audience is silent. . . 20. Go home at school, after dinner, the smoked addiction is criminal, and I plan to take a walk.
When you shine at the door, Dad asked me to do it? I said that I said: "Go to the smoke!" The result of the father from me 555 from me, kik me. 21, the leaders of the Education Bureau inspected the inter-class operation. After the end, this should be announced by the physical education teacher, but it is in anxious, forgotting, holding a half day, shouting: "Retreat!" 22, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang , Like Luo Shangying (the Westward Journey Tang Dynasty), I will ask him questions, out of mouth: "Tang teacher, this question ..." 23, there is something, there is a day, I drive on the road, I have no angry, ask where to be inflated, Colleagues said: "There is a tire everywhere on the street!" 24, there is a teacher probably warmer, see the blackboard is not rubbed, the anger: "Who is doing a shore today? Blackboard is not rubbed!" 25, once my uncle My little aunt is like a big treasure, suddenly calling: "Your skin is so good, but also use protective?" 26, the teacher left the homework, I won't do it, then go to the office, I saw the teacher. : "I have finished it!" 27, once, we went to Huangshan Tourism, the tour guide just introduced: Bai Biyun ladder is the attraction of Liu Xiaoqing << Xiaohua >>. Suddenly, a man in our group out: "Director ..." "Everyone is dizzy." 28, when several female students came to my house, I went to take the water, they opened the disc game to see the film, I heard it in Cantonese in the Rheta, then I shouted the tag, the magic is wrong
