Kill the protagonist

As we all know, there is a law in the martial arts novels - the protagonist is not dead. If the protagonist is dead in a martial arts novel, only two: 1 he is not a real protagonist, just a pseudo-protagonist (such as Zhang Cuishan) 2 he is not the only protagonist (such as Xiao Feng) but now, you as a basis according to a basis The famous martial arts writer in the famous martial arts, the big opponents in the martial arts filled by the people of the whole country, your mission is: killing the protagonist, a true unique protagonist, Handsome handsome man is a man who is windy No. 1. Obviously, this is a task that is impossible to complete. You understand that the director is in a difficult you, because you bubble his most favorite actress. As a senior martial arts, you certainly won't have never heard of the protagonist, and know that it has never been invalid. So, even if it? Will it? Waiting for the protagonist to kill you? No! who are you? You are Yushu Lin Feng Sheng Pan'an, a tree pear, and the sea of ​​people, the young people who love the people, Zhou Botong, is the idol of hundreds of millions of people, how can you easily accept? Get a spirit, you must know the sorrowful day! Go, kill Bill (the protagonist is Bill)! First of all, you are not successful, still in the stage of the rookie, first man, to play in his chest, playing him in his chest, and fell to the ground with a brightened iron. When you want to step on a foot before you step on, according to the traditional plot, you will suddenly fall the soldiers, a mysterious person will save the kid. However, your palm of the monument is dead, even if a cow is killed on the spot, even if he sent him to the first-class hospital, he was able to open the knife by the chief physician, I am afraid it to return to the heavens? But you have to know that he is the protagonist! He will definitely be filling things like Danzhi, and then enters his body, or he will practice a kind of gain of the Dafa Dafa. In short, he is dead. Can't, but also because of the disaster, the martial arts flying, it is already better than you. (Note that the fairy beans will not appear in the tablets, because this is martial arts, not a seven dragon ball), he certainly wants you to revenge, then he is not so good, you have a hard three days and three nights, I accidentally jumped too high when he got jump, and used the sky. Flying fairy, he took the sword to his lower abdomen, then he fell straight, seeing is not saved, you laugh three times, Yang Chang. However, you didn't expect that he did not die. "The abdomen is not a human key. Most people are pierced, but they can still live. Think that the abdomen is a key person, just a kind of illusion." () You sent a regret, for the previous school When the human body physiology does not listen carefully and the chest is full. So in the next duel, you aim for half a day, right to cross his heart, in order to touch the accurate position of the heart, you are specially going to train the class, you are confident that this is already a no loss. . However, but ... he is still dead! "When I wake up, I was lying on the bed for three days. Juan said that I am biased, my heart is biased. The assassin only stabbed my lungs, did not hurt. He said People who have been biased like me, there is no one in 100,000 people.

"()" Yellow Meng "pointed to his right chest, said:" Please see. "I saw that the flesh couldn't stand the rush, and everyone understood that he had a trip, the heart is right without being left. Evasting in the past, all due to this. "() There is no doubt that your opponent is such a" lifetime ", and there is no one in the middle. Ming does not come to the cloud, you are in his diet. The Sudanese red plus dioxin plus PPA plus black rice plus bright milk refinement, it is an essential toxic medicine to kill people, but according to the practice, he will accidentally pick some small grass on the road, or Tang caught some white blame, and I found it actually just right medicine, so the medicine was eaten, the waist didn't sore, the legs did not hurt, the road is also strong, the appetite is double, eat, eat. .. (See <神 侠>) You can get crazy, enter the state of turnaries, vow to eliminate him. You put him down the cliff, it is useless. The half mountain waist will definitely have two horizontal old trees. Or below is a deep pool, or if he simply doesn't have to use the left foot back, the right foot back is left, the left foot is back to the right foot ... Always point to the scene, point to the sky, Whiteday flying, looking for Yang Li Wei to chat. You are trapped in the cave or underground secret room, put down all the agency, and use explosives to blow away the only life road, it is useless. The secret room must have another way, or he practice it inside. Qiankun's big movement, the world of loyalty, life to open a road. "There is no way here, because I am the protagonist, I have a road. "(For details, please refer to him to the sea, only give a boat, no food, no water, still useless. Old Chinese medicine can don't eat in forty nine days, the protagonist is more powerful than old Chinese medicine Some, there is nothing in forty-nine days. Even if you can't help it, you will naturally have a big boat to save him, this is not doubtful. (See <楚 香 传>) You have tricks He is still not dead. You are committed to helplessness, I have to make the martial arts in the martial arts, no one dare to apply the ban on the protagonist - beheaded! (Whose reason is no longer used, because cutting the head is not dead ...) This time, how can he still die! But he actually doesn't die !! 咦 ?? Cut the head is still not dead? "Is there a king law? Is there a law? "You turn the head:" Hey, the director, even if he is the protagonist, can you be too? Do you want to know about it? This will mislead unnamed audience! "Director said:" Who said that he will be dead, have you heard that there is a renovation in the "Biancheng Knife" of Gu Long's father? "Rely, you can do this as a designated reference book?

For the last time, you will cut his head after the protagonist uniform, then remove his five horses and unload eight pieces, then cramping and peeling frustrated gray ... (Since the following is too bloody violent, you will go 300 words) Do you have to play? How can I have no words? When you think that I have already gone, a voice came from: "The big mage has recruited my Yuan God, I will resurrect in the same space, I will come back soon!" You have been angry: "Where is this, do you have such a shot? Do you still want to mix?" Director smiled: "According to our latest survey, now martial arts is not very popular. So we joined the fantasy elements in the film, it is also to keep up with the times! "You lived on the spot. I don't know how long, you finally woke up, I saw that the protagonist is intact, it is still that the handsome jade tree is despite the wind, he smirk, he smirk ... Is it really a day? Destroy me? "No!" You screamed, staring at step approaching, you want to kill you for the protagonist of martial arts, you suddenly launched the machine, the big channel: "Sample, you are posting the sword, no one post!" "Ah!" The protagonist screamed, hematemeters three liters, death on the spot, enjoy the year of the year, the list of the mourning committee is ... (here, go to three thousand words) "Hey!" Director is not forbidden, "encounter I can't returned the bastard, the fairy is no way! "Note: Go to the end of the world