"University BBS - Ten Okaya, Ten Okaya, 2005, Micro X Joke (End of the World)"
This group of jokes: Fudan Sun Moonlight, drinking water Source, Northern University unnamed, Shuigu Tsinghua, Gulang listening Tao, Harbin Institute of Technology, Southwest Two, etc. In the 100 cold jokes, all jokes are publicly published for the first time in the world. 1. Lenovo does have problems! ! Previous log: Leg'END - thigh roots; present signs: lenovo - come to get me ~ 2. Today, go to Wolma, and go to buy ice cream, so I ask for me to ask: "You like water What is the big milk? "(How do you let me answer?) 3. A boy into the classroom, look at the target seating after four weeks, and then he is embarrassed to say that the PPMM sitting outside is embarrassed:" Classmates, I want Go to your inside ... "MM face is red!" 4. One Taiwan female netizen complained in two full beauty, saying that she went to the mainland BBS, there is a metamorphosis man to say to rape her! As a result, she replied very: Waiting for your sperm to shoot a Taiwan Strait! Continental metamorphosis: Also, if you don't have a 1. The precise landing navigation system, even if you fly over, you don't have good faces on others ~ 5. QQ, two women ab. A: I want to find a boyfriend. B: So trouble, simply buy a electric blanket! A: Electric blanket is not safe ... 6.MSN I want to ask for a girl saying that there is a CD, and the result is only hitting "Senior C" and I accidentally press ENTER to send out. Some: "You hate, but I don't seem just?" I am sweating, hurry up in the second half of the sentence: "... d?" Some: "Well, the difference, 歪 嗨!: P" I halo ! ! ! 7. Fudan's Sun Moonlight BBS guess. W Men: A man - a big name. B Women: I don't know. W Military: Stupid! Fudan! ! B Women: Dizziness, I want to say, young girls are prostitute - also play a big name! W Male (half-embarrassing): can't guess ... b Women: 彪! Tongji! ! 8. Four female examiners gave me an interview: What kind of work do you think you are suitable? A: I think I am more suitable for the work of the big exercise ... 9. The most exclusive "ML" in the body - China Japan and South Korea! 10. Poll 1: Xiao Ming lost a leg in a car accident. SMS 2: It's a small car accident to lose another leg. SMS 3: The third car accident, Xiaoming lost a leg. SMS 4: Yes, in the fourth car accident, Xiaoming lost his leg ... SMS 5: Do not understand it, in fact, Xiaoming is a dog! ^ _ ^ Mm back: If this bored story is not finished, then once again, you will lose the last leg like Xiao Ming! ! (Http://ike.126.com
