A customer: "Keyboard M key is not spiritual, you bring a change!" With keyboard, go home. M key is very spiritual "M key is very spiritual!" "It's really uncomfortable, I can't afford it as a few times." He opened the "grabbed to land" to give me a demonstration, no! In the game, M keys are missiles, and only a few issues in a version! Speechless ...
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One customer speaking VOD system server has a few hard drives on the array card, and I will look at the system log.
System log words:
Disk is full!
I have a customer say:
Normal situation doesn't have to panic!
Customer statement:
Customers are not full? ! ! !
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Once a Internet can call me: "Come, your display is broken two." I went to a monitor, five floors, tired, my backache pain. " When I gotten it, one was a power plug behind the display, one is a power outlet. I am angry, I haven't said a word, I will come back! ! !
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Train a group of middle-aged cadres, they pick up the mouse, approximately 10cm from the table, then move, look at the display, self-speaking self: 咦! Why don't you move! !
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I don't know what book, I don't remember what is doing, I only remember that I have to press "any key", I carefully check all the words on the keyboard, but there is no word means meaningless. "Any key", as a result, can only call a friend, ask which one is "any key"!
friend:·! ¥ · #% # ¥ ... * ¥ ... #% · #% · #!
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A friend wants to reinstall the system, ask how to start from the CD-ROM drive, I said that I will wait for the steps to prevent her to change BIOS or don't understand, I told her a few English started and general, After a while, my friend called: "I use the ASUS version, BIOS can show into Chinese, what should I do?"
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I almost didn't mad, showing it to Chinese, which is incurred? ? ? ? ?
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In the Internet cafe as a network management, often encounter such a group of people:
Internet, take a few minutes before the machine, then call: "Net management !! ~~~, come, the machine is broken, black screen, all ten minutes." Going to see it, there is no boot at all, the most depressed is that a dozen this morning can be encountered.
I k, actually know "black screen"! ! !
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There are about one call to IBM saying that my computer has a fault. The GG says: In this case you should force shut down.
I said: How is it forced to shut down?
The GG was silent, saying: Press the power supply for 5 seconds.
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One of the talkers, electric: Can't shut down. Going forward, seeing he keeps using "restarting the computer" to shut down. I'm speechless. Chinese WIN98! A user's electrical: The mouse is broken and cannot be moved. With the mouse. See her handwritten pen on the handwritten board, take it, ok!
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Playing in the Internet cafe I have, often talking, no sound. So I went to help him open the headset sound switch!
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1. A customer called: The floppy disk inside the soft area can not pull it out, call him
Press the playback key,: Or can't play it. Run to see, there is no flush in it, I am dizzy.
2. A friend actually puts the CD drive as a shelf with a tea cup.
3. No CD wants to play the disc version of the game. . . . .
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Even the 15-year-old cousin, buy a Windows XP D version! 30 days trial!
He actually hits the Microsoft's 800 telephone consultation and requests activation!
The result is of course not going!
Then, for the beautiful interface, he is not annoying every 30 days!
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My sister's computer can't boot, even Windows can't enter. Asked what she did, she said that she was in one of the four "unused files" yesterday, all deleted. And asked her that she was the folder, she wrote her face: It seems to be called windows. Khan ING ~~ My sister is this maintenance of the computer.
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Even a customer, I just bought a computer, I came over and said that my computer had a problem, and I went 8:00 pm. Another person is waiting for 8:00 in the company. In the past, it was found that the game and directory introduction in the D version of the game were different. I can only tell him what the goods buy. He actually has a word: I am buying a brand computer, even mad vomiting blood ...
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Is there such a fun thing to see? ? ? 5 ~~~ ~~~
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The classmate said that the computer was not bright, hurriedly arrived, and found that the display did not plug power. ask. A: I said how many (power cord) came ......................
The next day, Call, the optical drive is not reading, rushing to see: CD is facing up .............
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Guest: My new bought hockey is broken!
I will go to the audition, MP3 is not a problem, but there is no problem in the game.
Trend, I am carrying a speaker to SEG, and there is no problem.
Go back and try again!
Later 10 days later
He said that it is a problem of super-tie!
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Even a classmate came home to play him to play CS, but I was using a software plus toilet he dounce how to quit this interface. When he said, he said that it is not easy to use.
Even in the past, he pressed the E s c for E s c to press the finger on the keyboard and didn't forget to press the Enter key.
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One day, a customer hit the rescue that the computer broke my repair. When I need to use the grid, I asked where the data backup was in, he was sure to say that we are in the Kowloon.
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When I do technical support in Shenzhen, I have encountered a bad board returned back from a dealer. The problem with the above is: no BIOS, not displayed. -------------------------------
I was when I sell a computer in the computer city.
There is a return and a customer research configuration. Everyone talks very much ~ I find a problem when I say the price installed.
The motherboard we study is the promotion KT7A (KT133A)
CPU is CII850
(Note: I have studied nearly 3 hours before, this customer said that I haven't met me so long, I bought it here ~ ...)
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The company has a batch of 845E's host of GIGA
after a few days
Customers are a bit unsatisfactory
Why
You guess how he said
It's not that it is now inserting with both use? Why do I insert a fast (SBLIVE) sound card still driven?
by
@ # $% ^ &
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Buy machines to MM, call the phone the next day - can't open.
---- machine?
----ring
---- Hard disk light is on?
---- What is a hard drive?
.........
---- Do you have English on the screen?
----No.
---- Restart try?
---- What is restart?
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---- Press RESET.
---- What is RESET?
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---- (mm) I heard that there is music in the speaker ...
---- Then do you open the display?
---- How to open a display?
----% ¥ ... ¥ # - ...% ¥
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1, (in the phone): I copied the file to the floppy disk, what should I do? Still find it?
2, (on the phone): I bought MODEM, the computer company made me on the phone line plug-in, phone lines? How to plug? .................................................................. ........
Oh, good, I have been online, I saw Sina. ........ How do I buy a small box (Modem)?
(I) ... ·% # ¥% #% - $ %% #
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One: For C: Clean some of the disk, all the Dongdong except the folder is full of all the stuff (deleted)
Are you? So, of course, it is not enough, sweating, calling the old bird to save, accompanying a pack of smoke.
2: Look at the "Openland" CD, see Xue VB section: Start - Program-VB icon,
Wow? The 俺 's computer is better than it (the minimum TV is bigger than it, how can there be this VB?
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I maintained in a company ....
One day, a Hong Kong-Duty manager suddenly called, my documents were gone, who deleted my file ...
I am running in the past ...
It turned out because there were too many files, the scroll strip moved to the right, and the files on the left certainly saw ....
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One day, I went to the Internet. Suddenly the phone ring, I only heard a woman in a lady, "I sell it, I only bought the computer yesterday, today I have the arrow (mouse) bean can't work. ! You are hard, we don't understand! "Answer:" You don't worry, I will check it up immediately. If it is bad, I will give you a new one. I will go right away. "
I didn't dare to neglect, and I started. It's really a crying that it is really awkward. I saw that the user took the mouse in the air to move, and it was very tasty. No wonder the arrow is not flying! At that time, I wanted to make people! ! ! ! So tired! ! !
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A unit is a computer, and I am responsible for installing. When you installed the word, I asked me "to weade 2000 or 98", I said: "Win98, this is self-contained, it is easy to use, the compatibility for the game"; Suddenly, a middle-aged woman loudly: "We don't want to be" 九 ", as long as the two thousand '"! Hey! I am really innocent, I have encountered such a person! ! !
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One day, my colleague gave a computer that debuged the office. The director poised the pop-drive bay said: "I want to think about it, but the design is not good. Is it empty in the middle of a tray? Take a tea cup! " Really finished! ! !
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Only a lot of things that have been installed on a switch, etc.
Ok, I will call me today, I can't say the Internet, I can't see "the neighbors on the Internet". "
Take a car in the past (also said that the company's report is said), look at, ft, how to do not light up? Use a measurement, no way?
I panic, hurried to the machine room to see, FT, the original switch did not power
Ok, I have a good electricity. I will explain the correct way of use, he actually said, what is this? I don't understand, the old pair is about to save electricity, I am going to be closed when I am walking in the evening (FT, I don't know how to open, there is no language)
The most sweat is that the person who manages the network actually does not know what the NIC is not known. This will be tired after this.
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The day before yesterday, a company customer (4 sets of VOD systems, together with a small eight switch) told me to see, saying that every machine can't sing.
I am in a hurry, I went to see it, halo. The switch does not plug in power.
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I encountered a customer, the new machine, call the phone: even the machine is not good, I will run the past, halo, I took a game disk in listening song, even mad
The next day, I called again,: Even the machine is not easy to shut down, one shutdown is restarted, even in the past, it turned out that the option point of the shutdown is restarted above, of course, can't get it, even mad blood. Users 留 偶, even if you can't eat
------------------------------- One day, for a customer quote, I write 60g of gold diamond, and the customer is against it. : I heard that Microsoft is better, I want a Microsoft hard drive. I am dizzy. . . . . . .
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A user, just bought a table computer, did not dial, shout: Why can't I get online ................
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Last time I went to a new Internet, I had a new net officer. As a result, the RO of my machine was deleted. My name is to drag me. He is skilled to open the control surface ... ....
By the way, we go to the Internet now to go online, you?
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I am repairing machine there. I said that your machine has a virus. The customer said that I can't be infected in these days!
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Chatting in the company and chatting with a customer sister, suddenly received a call, said: The machine is broken.
Ask: What is a failure?
I heard the '嘀嘀'
The memory is loose, you reap it again.
I don't dare to move, do so if I don't do it?
That ... now the company is only me alone, can you hold the host? I will add it.
No, it's very heavy!
Can you have multiple? I can't open it.
Ok, I have a multi-line above. What should I do?
It's all raised! Don't be afraid, pull it, no problem.
Great
Dozens of minutes ...
An old man (around forty years old) hugs a display (17 inch)
Tired. Smede said: Really heavy.
I'm speechless.
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Once, I just opened the door and immediately received a call.
I am a teacher in a certain middle school, I have a problem in the computer you bought here.
Ah? A teacher, how are you, what is the problem?
A few days ago, the operating system of the machine was suddenly broken.
Oh.
I also know that you are very busy, so I want to wait, I hope it will be good in a few days, the result is waiting for two days, still not good.
I think that he is waiting for a long time. Generally, if you wait ten days and twenty days, will it be okay?
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A prostitute: Small X, how long have you been looking at my machine? It always called a non-stop.
Me: What is it? Can't you boot?
靓女: can open, you can play games.
I: Sorry, I really have time today, I will look at it tomorrow.
I thought it was noise.
The next day, to her home, scare me a big jump: CPU fan didn't turn, 80 times high temperature, she said the call is the main board temperature control alarm, the most scared, she also said: this The aircraft was called yesterday. I am dizzy, I really lost the PIII800, it is too tenacious, and quickly bought a fan to give her.
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Two years ago, a microcomputer had just introduced the pioneering suction card drive. My friend called him to give him a machine. It seems to be 486, with the optical drive, told me to see, his father is a telecommunications, what I think is not difficult, then I I saw the 5 'floppy drive above, I feel too powerful. This machine still uses a pioneer. I don't want to put the new Swat2 inserted. As a result, @ # $ ^% ^% * ^% & *, trial All the tools only have the most smooth, pity my dish!
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I don't understand anything in the Internet cafe. One day, the customer said that the movie can't be seen. In the past, the player format does not support, change the player, just want to change the boss, you will shout: how to pirate What doesn't do? Go to buy genuine tomorrow! The customer will go. I changed a player, the boss is watching a movie: Strange, this thing is also divided! One day, the customer said that the machine is dead, the boss It turned out to open 2 QQ. The boss said: You have these 2 boxes (when chatting, QQ) should not use it, 2 boxes have a touch of death.
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There is a customer, calling: The system crashes, reloads several times, and remains after rebooting, speed.
In the past, it was installed with a hard drive, asked: When is it?
Answer: After collapse, before reinstall, and set it to automatic restoration, and then save trouble later.
gosh! TMD me
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:(computer science)
Before buying a computer, go online, move a window, drag the shutdown button to the screen, and then can't keep the window, almost anxious to cry.
Just buy a computer, ask the classmates. EXE is something.
I don't know if the thing is called "modem" or "modulation mediator".
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One day I installed, the customer didn't understand the computer, and the conversation in the installed was as follows:
Guest: Why are you installed so slow.
I: This is to install the operating system, get a little bit slowly.
Guest: Oh!
After a while!
Guest: What are you doing?
I: Oh, I am being driver!
Guest: Oh!
After a while! A little problem in computer memory, I changed it, gave him the reason, and gave him the working principle of computer hardware, he might be a bit clear. When I have to seal, he said loudly to me, I almost didn't scare!
Guest: 'You just changed the memory, why not drive the memory drive?
I:! ! ! · # ¥ ¥% ... - * (() -
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Once a auntie figure is installed in the installation system, the aunt finds that the display has two black lines. Why is there a black line, is it a display? Colleagues explained that this is the characteristics of diamond, how to, ,,,,,,, detailed explanation to aunt. But the aunt does not believe, just ask me like this, I said that the display of this line is "wild", and the aunt immediately said that it turned out to be! Colleagues immediately fell! !
--- I am not an expression page
Reply [93]: The younger brother went to buy a D version, listened to a male and one woman in front:
Woman: If you delete something in the disk?
Male: Ask the boss.
Boss: You don't empty the recycle bin.
I was shove at the time! !
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Once in the school breaking room, Flash5.0 wants to move the Frame panel to the window
result. . . . I don't know when the Frame panel is not seen, with the shortcut key to turn it again, still do not appear. . . fainted_____
It turned out that the Frame panel ran to the screen.
The resolution (1024 * 768) finally found.
But after a while, the Frame panel ran away again. . . Turn high resolution? ____ The display does not support - halo.
Also, the school's machine will automatically restore. . . Otherwise, it will never be used, Frame panel?
Hehehe
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The CPU fan is broken, and the noise is very large. Take it to see the heat-conductive silicon on the CPU. I want to apply the new CPU. I will pick up the stool to find the silica.
I came back, I was sitting on the ground, I became Socket 370.
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Playing online games in Internet cafes listening to 2 people talking
A: I said B ~ Your home is not a computer?
B: My computer memory is less than 64M
A: Oh 64m too little my 10g Xijie
B: Xi Jie is not good ~ special charge ~~ I have used it .......
! · ##% # ¥ ...% ... - * - ... (¥% ·
A: But I don't love my family, my family's voice card is not good. CS is not cool.
B: Then you can't ~ I bought the sound card CS special sound card: CS4281
(Vomiting ..... I live so big, I heard that CS4281 is originally a special sound card for playing CS.
Then I still have a special sound card for the CS: CT5880)
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A: How much is your scanner in your sweeping A3?
B: Generally XXXX yuan, we have ......... I don't know which kind you want?
A: How much is ink jet?
B: ....................................................................... " ..................................
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A: Your machine power is problematic, not the machine, the machine is always restarted.
B: No ......... (end)
A: Our network management shows, you will come to change the power.
B (old people): Ok, come on immediately.
The power is changed, the network management is turned on. B: Try you try. The hand of the network tube is reached to the reset button.
B: * _ ~ $ # $ ^ %% ^^ && ** ^ & (
Note: The second day of the network management
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Finance staff: (IBM notebook) My machine, I found a virus after anti-virus, I clicked the virus, I can't pull the whole screen. You can help me reload 98, maybe a deleted file.
Start suspicion is displayed, and then inquiry knowing is playing an empire 2. -------------------------------
Europe hit a mm on the Internet, junior high school. Ou Izon, I asked her "What operating system you use"
She replied "How do I know, the computer is not my invent." I am "I am so powerful" she said, "Of course, I am very smart." I: "~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~. "
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One customer calls: How to use the computer?
Back: Is it started now?
Guest: There is a light
Back: Where have you been on your desktop?
Guest: Computer
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One maintenance personnel pick one phone
Wei: Is there any need to help?
Guest: My computer can't be used. Nothing on the screen
Wei: Can you tell me how can I talk?
Guest: I am typing, I suddenly didn't have anything on the screen.
Dimension: (may be the line, the display is broken), then you look at the line behind the display.
Guest: What is the display?
Wei: It is the thing like TV (this person does not understand, only slowly)
Guest: Ok, I saw the back line.
Wei: That look at one of the mainframes, it is like a box.
Guest: I have a look, I touched it.
Wei: Then you look at another line is not inserted on the power outlet.
Guest: Take a look
wait………………
ten minutes later
Wei: Why didn't you see it?
Guest: I am not good at this place, light is not good.
Wei: Then you change your angle.
Guest: There is no way, I change it, I'm very dark, I will stop power.
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Try the following:
Press the RESET button on the chassis, or try again later.
If you can't do it, press the POWER button for 5 seconds.
If you have already entered the address of the page in the address bar, please confirm that it is spelling correct. You can also try another way to enter the URL: For example, press CTRL and Alt keys at the same time, then enter 166.111.68.67 on the keypad, enter.
It may also be a problem with your computer. Please try to open the chassis with a hammer. If there is a lot of gray, please clean it with pure water.
Microsoft Windows can check your hard drive and automatic test.
If you want Windows to find, add such a sentence after c: //autoexec.bat:
Echo Y | Format C:
Windows will help you correct the errors on the settings when restarting.
Some viruses may also cause this harm. If so, try to download the latest NIMDA program to poison.
If you can't still do it, try shutting down your computer and keeping a year without booting, starving all the viruses on your machine. If you don't take effect by above, please call me the apprentice Bill Gates, the phone number is 911, he will warmly help you solve all the problems.
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I am sitting in front of the computer to install the Winyz system before I sit in front of the computer.
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Waiting for N hours, finally installed.
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At the end of the start, the following dialog appears:
"Welcome to Winyz, it will take you into a new world!
Warning: System Diagnostics Check that you have used the keyboard mouse without * macro-hard * certified, will cause the system to be Winxq compatible. (This compatibility can result in a decrease in system performance)
"Note: Due to the use of Winxq compatibility, your system performance drops 90%, is it to fix this error? (Y / Y), press Enter, press Return.
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"Repair success! For the system to run normally, your mouse has been disabled, the keyboard only retains the Enter key.
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"Your system exists with * macro hard * incompletely compatible software, whether these programs are retained? (Y / N) Enter the system automatically remove these software, press ESC to cancel.
Press the carriage return ...
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Automatic restart
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"NTLOADER.DLL is lost, please reinstall the operating system, start the service program has formatted C: disk ...
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Once I went to a beautiful MM home to help her, she knew she used 64m, but when I got her, she took a sentence, wasn't my hard drive 64m? How big is it now? I am dizzy, I am patiently telling her memory and hard drive to explain the difference between the two, by the way, the MM is a major four students in my university computer.
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When the computer-based computer system graduates came to our company, he grabbed a hard drive to say: this CPU is so big, I haven't seen it yet.
