Man and Womana Man Will Pay $ 2 for a $ 1 item he needs.
A Woman Will Pay $ 1 for a $ 2 item That She Doesn't Need.
A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband.
A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife.
A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife CAN Spend.
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TO BE Happy With a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To Be Happy With A Woman, You Must Love Her a Lot & Not Try To Understand Her At ALL.
Married Men Lived Longer Than Single Man, But Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.
A Woman Marries a Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesn't.
A Man Marries a Woman Expecting That She Won't change, and she does.
A Woman Has The Last Word in Any Argument.
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Women Love Cats.
Men Say The love cats, but when aren't looking, men kick cats.
A Woman Will Dress Up to Go Shopping, Empty The Garbage, And Get The Mail.
A man will Dress Up for Weddings and Funers.
Men Wake Up as good-looking as the went to bed.
Women Somehow Deteriorate During The Night.
