IT person clusters to drink (ZT)

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Everyone is drinking beer, then you will be held ...

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You pour yourself with Cola, this is called low configuration.

  You give yourself a cup of beer, this is a standard configuration.

You have poured a cup of tea in yourself, the color of this tea is the same as beer, this is called Trojan.

You have poured the cup to you, but also drip a few drops of vinegar, not only the color is like beer, but it is not a hot air and there is a bubble. This is called a super Trojan.

Your colleagues have poured a glass of white wine, this is a recommended configuration.

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  people arrived, the banquet begins.

You drink a small mouth first, this is called unit test.

  You talk to the side of the buddies, we will be free, this is a cross test.

But he said no, this cup is going, this is called pressure test.

So you said, let's come together, this is internal test.

At this time, BOSS was a cup, this is called public test.

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  10 dishes, you don't polite with them.

  Toasting the opposite people, this is called P2P.

You are toasting the opposite people, he replies you, you will respect him again ..., this is called TCP.

  You are toasting a table, called token ring.

You said that as long as the brothers do this, this is called broadcast.

However, your boss JJ listened to it, only brothers, fine wine three cups. This is called a bomb.

However, your subordinate MM has been unhappy, I drink a bite, you drink a cup, this is a malicious attack.

There is a person to see to this table, you can't say that I have passed, this is called a firewall.

  Your younger brother came over to pay for you, this is called a couple.

  You are BOSS, everyone comes to respect you, this is called a server.

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Wine is the same, but the drink is different.

You have drank a cup, BOSS is drinking, this is called C #.

You have drank a cup, MM drank a bite, called VB.

You drink a cup, your big brother has a half cup, this is called C .

You have a half cup, your younger brother has drank a cup, this is called compilation.

You drink a cup, your partner has also drank a cup, this is called C.

  dead is a matter of thought, life is a lifetime, so it is more courageous than death than death. SAYS:

Wine is the same, but people drinking are different.

You are more and more, the more you are frequently distributed, and the resource is frequently distributed.

The more you go, the more you face, the resource is not released.

You have been drunk, but say that I can drink, called the resource quota.

You can drink, but say that I am drunk, called resource retention.

  You drink to the toilet for a while, this is called cache.

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  wine has passed three patrols, you also have the event.

You walk a table, this is called.

  You suddenly saw a beautiful mm of a table, got past, called priority.

  You went to sit down and not planned, this is called dead cycle.

  Your boss is invited to you, you have to pass, this is called activation.

You are toasting a table, they can't say it, so you are also white, this is localized.

You are toasting Boss, but BOSS is surrounded, you can only stand in the outer ring, this is called queue.

You finally arrived in the inner circle, carefully winged forward, this is called to visit the critical area.

You should take a BOSS's shoulder say that buddies have a drink, this is called off.

You don't know how to drink a few, just say two words, dry, this is called UDP. However, some people ran over the wine bottle and said, did not drink with you, this is called packet loss.

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  Drinking the last result is the same

You suddenly ran to the toilet, called capture exception.

You vomit in the toilet, but feel good, this is called emptying memory.

You spit on the countertop, feel very embarrassed, this is called an exception.

  vomiting in front of BOSS, I feel very fear, this is called system crash.

You spit on BOSS, can only be distorted, this is called hardware shock

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