Just a Joke? College entrance code (1)

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The "Beijing House Price" of the college entrance examination zero composition

I bought a real estate report yesterday, I quickly viewed it, my tongue didn't shrink in half a day. Beijing's house prices have grown up. As far as the four rings, the company is such a place, if you have a small set of two-bedroom and one hall, you have to have $ 1 million.

About money, I have no concept. Fortunately, I like thinking, I quickly changed, I think it is easier.

If I am a peasant, a person, there is an across place is not bad. One year two times, wheat, one corn, can earn 800 pieces in one year, plus raising a group of ducks, sell some duck eggs, estimated that up to 1000 pieces can be earned. I want to buy a sample in the suburbs of Shanghai, I have to eat unwell to cultivate for 1000 years. At that time, the communism should I realize?

If I am a worker, there is no laid, take 800 yuan in a month, don't smoke, don't drink, don't get married, don't eat. I am thirstying cold water, hungry and eats bad leaves, cold, picking sacks, in short, a penny does not flow, in front of the price does not rise, to buy such a house, have to work for 100 years. It is estimated that there is no factory to be such an old worker.

If I am a civil servant, it is very general, 2500 pieces a month, don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat, not corruption, don't accept bribes, don't use public funds, want to buy such a house (same, housing price does not rise), I have to take it for 33 years. It is estimated that I just bought a house, I have to retire, and it is very likely to die because of malnutrition.

If I am a writer, but I am not mistaken, every two words, I don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat, don't bother the literary girl, want to buy such a house (same, the price does not rise ), I have to write 20,000 words continuously, but also to ensure that the words are needed. If the conception, writing, with modifications, you can complete the 2000 words per hour, then you have to write 1000 hours, and write 2,000 pages on the Word document. I understand, why do people writing people to die? .

If I am a prostitute, the color is general, the average will harvest 200 pieces, I don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat, don't eat, don't raise little white face, I want to buy such a house (same, the price does not rise), I have to continue Pick up 5000 guests. If you pick up the guests (including statutory holidays) every day, you have to fight for 2,500 days, and the time is about 7 years.

If I am a robbery, the means is general, my eyes are general, every time I start robbing 1,000 yuan, I don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat, don't find a woman, don't catch it, want to buy such a house (same, price Do not rose), have to continue to commit a few0 times, if the crime is written once a week, it has been continuously committed for 18 years.

If I am a businessman, I have a drink, but also smoke, drink it, eat, eat, I have sexually sick, night to raise Xiaomi, as long as I have this lesson, when the house is coming, I will pay the first time. I lift with the accomplices, not for two years, a few houses have been in hand.

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