Half-piece soap
There is a Shanghai audience to believe that he wants to call on the relevant departments to grant a title of the health advanced unit of the restaurant. It is indeed that it is really not much to eat half a soap.
Generational ditch
The phenomenon of generation gap is getting worse. A mother is very angry about her daughter: this is a modern young man! At the age of 16, I handed over my boyfriend, but I forgot my mother's 32-year-old birthday.
sick
Nowadays, the current children are very early, Wu and the same thing, one day her mother is ill, lying in bed, saying that Wu and the same sleeve, said: Mom, I will help you go to the kitchen!
Female secretary
According to the information, the secretary industry in Shanghai is now very unofficial, and there is 68 people who are grab. I want to be a secretary, especially the female secretary. I don't know why, and the other industries are different. Now there is no boss to have a female secretary who wants to have work experience.
Puzzle program
The day before yesterday, I looked at a puzzle show that a fun thing happened. There is a player, it is not easy to rush through the previous five, come to the last level, is a 20,000 cash in front of him, there are two questions. The host asked this player, two questions must answer, where do you choose? (Tower: The second.) The second is? Ok, please listen. What year is this? !
Kiss
To make a host, I know a lot of entertainment circles, I have time to go to the scene to see, I often pay attention to the tutorial actor on the scene. Not long ago, go to a piece, the director is talking to the temporary actor: I have a kiss play later, you can't do it? The temporary actor is pleased to perform: playing, must play. Director turns back: Site, take the dog over!
Day's son-in-law
In the past, we saw the "Three Kingdom Romance", once saw Zhuge Liang and others, discuss who is the son of the day. Today we re-raise this question: Who is the son of the day? Who is the daughter of the day? Who is the girl in the day? The answer is like this, the son of the day is me, because of the natural material. The daughter of the day is like a lie, because the saying goes, the natural beauty. (Under the stage: The son-in-law that day?) Xiao Cai, don't speak when you speak. You don't know how you don't know? Li Lianjie, because his wife is a profit.
Not in service area
Since Sun Wukong's three white bones, he was sent back to his origin by Tang Yan. One day, Tang Yan met again on the road of Xiking, in the face of two incompetent apprentices, Tang Yan was saddened, this remembers Sun Wukong, who was driven away by him, he shouted in the sky: (dubble) Wukong, fast Come to save the teacher. (Echo: ah, ah) After the quarter column, this sound came: (Telecom echo) You call users are not in the service area, doodle ...
That is
To say that Xiao Cai's birthday is the true scenery. In addition to the puppy, he also received a variety of greeting cards, small toys, small stationery, anyway, a warm small gift, valuable gift, no one. No one is willing to be Xiao Cai Hua, a failure. Fortunately, when you eat, fat fat, the editor, is a poem, which is comforted by Xiao Cai's injured. The whole text is as follows: sea, you are all water; horses, you have four legs; love, is your mouth; Xiao Cai, you are not as good as Liu Qiwei.
Thief
Sometimes I stayed at the show, the result, my family entered the thief, my wife was at home, I heard the movement, and I didn't catch the light. I went down the bed and hit it. I was still awkward: Let you come back so late, Don't call, let you learn to be strict ... Oh, take the thief as me. This hangs, the thief is crying, shouting, shouting. The neighbors listened, hurry to fight 110 alarm, did not wait for a while, the police came, see the police, the thief "Wow", she screamed, and she holds the hand of the police comrades: Thank you for the people's police rescue. Open
When a football club is in the opening of the General Assembly, the team members are talking about themselves, and the order is chaotic. The club leader had to say loudly: Who said again, go out right away! Unattended. The leaders are anxious, and they shouted: Who repeatedly speaking, deducting wages! This trick is not used, only a few people shut up. The leaders have no hand, and finally I only see the coach to stand up, say no hurry: Hey! Who is talking again, don't take him to the bar and nightclub this evening! In the event of a moon in the field.
Shoot landscape
Zhang Yimou and Liu Dehua have poised, after the "10-faced ambush", Lao Shizi gave Liu Dehua photo, and the photo wrote Liu Dehua after the photo, and said. Liu Dehua is still talking, and it is also one, written: cooperate with you is my happiness. However, it is said that there is still a sentence behind: Give me some play, don't shoot the scenery.
Couple fight
Now I don't know why, the young people are very large. That day, I saw a couple of couples on the street, the girl smoked the boys in the ear, and the face did not give the boy at a little, too embarrassed. However, even the boy, he actually splamed the girl with a face, and unloaded the girl's makeup.
Saddam
The US legal adviser revealed to the media that Saddam, who was detained by the US military, was not pressed every day, and sent to the US military to guard against the ink and paper. It turned out that Saddam has always been a good hand of the novel. It has been taken during the time, of course, to continue his career. It is said that Saddam's first book "I have given you free to you" has been written. He is writing the second "I have to say the story", and there are several books in the plan. They are: "The truth", "Who is Iraq? ", There is also a long self-escaped novel" Xuanzang West Za's Binin? Br> Tour ".
Artificial beauty
China's first artificial beauty contest will be held in Beijing in August. The organizing committee said: To distinguish the artificial beauty and the natural beauty, this is fair! I think the difference is simple, there are several technical awards, such as the best suture, the best facial polishing award, yes, and the Best Raw Material Award. In accordance with the practice, the winners must post a message. I used the winners of the best artificial beauty virtualized a thank you: I didn't expect that I can get the best people to make a beautiful prize, I am too excited. Thank you for coming into the game in your busy schedule. Thanks to my belly, it also made a huge sacrifice for this game, I would also like to thank my eyes, my sleek, my nose, my eyebrows ... My success and their cooperation is not open. This award is not single belongs to me, and it is a collective of us.
Sea turtle
Overseas students are abbreviated as sea turtles, but now employment is fierce, work is not so good, many overseas students are in the country, so now I have new words - kelp. There is still no way to play, and it is a pirate. It is said that there is another because of the strangeness, put the hair is white, everyone is actually called him. Cough, too mess. Olympic emotion
The friend of the Beijing mobile phone number 1616 sent a feeling: see the excellent performance of China's athletes at the Olympic Games, and the mood cannot calm. He has a wonderful idea. If Liu Xiang who won the 110-meter champion, Xing Huina won the Women Million Long Run Championship, and has a child, the Olympics can add a competition for this child - - 10,000 meters.
Multimedia Reconstruction University English Classroom
Chinese people learn English, there is a problem, which is not strong. Some people, the exam can take the head is the way, but really want to say, I am afraid it will not. For example, Xiao Cai, a lot of English words, but there will be no more reading. There is a saying, called "dumb English". In order to change this, the Ministry of Education will invest 20 million yuan this year and conduct English teaching reform in 180 universities in the country. The focus is to use multimedia means to improve students' listening and speaking skills. Don't say that students' English speaking is really improved, they can talk in English and foreigners. (Outer Take: Students and foreigners hit.) Students: I am Sorry! Outside: I am Sorry Too! Students: I am Sorry Three! Foreigners: What Are you sorry for? Student: I am Sorry Five! Above this story Explain that our students have improved, but listening is still not good, but the foreigners have listening to mistakes. There is an old outside Tangshan to travel, live in a local farmhouse, get up in the morning, see if there is a cat in the yard, you will be funny, at this time, the old lady of this family came out, said: Drum Titan? I thought it was good morning, so I got back "Good Morning!" To the evening, the old lady saw this foreigner and washing clothes, said: Drums clothes? The foreigners have quickly answered a "Good evening!" I really admire, the Chinese is amazing, even the old lady said that it is so good! In the middle of the night, the old exit a glass of milk, ready to drink, and was seen by the old lady, ask foreigners: Drums? Listening to the foreigners, even "Good night!" Will say, complete halo.
Three men compete for "artificial beauty"
The world is in a quicker, Shanghai held a girl in Shanghai last year, striving for free cosmetic activities, recently, has made a "artificial beauty" draft, winner can do 300,000, a month, more than 30 men Empress registering. Unfortunately, now I have entered the final stage. It is said that there are several buddies who have not caught up with the children regret. Our special trip interviewed them, adding a sentence - When I interviewed these, we made a later treatment, because I am afraid of this. The paragraph is formed into a horror film, restricted level. (Mosaic on the face) A: I have the most insorture, the front of the street hit a madness of a sulfuric acid, and I turned back, the madman said a word: relying on, this spns! B: I will do it, do you know why the last World Cup China team rushed out of Asia? Because I usually live with them, Mi Lu said, this is the devil training. : (See if it will be cut) I should go to the most, I will be born, the nurse looks at me, and the ghost is called, and I put me back. Group: What should I do now? : I am twin, my brother is also called a ghost, and I will kick me out of a female night, meet the robbers, weep: 俺 是 × (Note: a school name) zero second, I can't find a job, I have no money. After listening to the long sigh: 俺 zero level, sister, take a good student card, the front robbery is also a school, don't be afraid, don't grab your own people!
