□ ... The classic quotations of the bedroom 1. In the evening, there were a few brothers in the bedroom, but there was a top shop to jump up and don't know that I was torful. The brothers were half-sleepled. At this time, the old brother of him suddenly Straight, very impatiently said to him: "Wang X, is your mother is your father's sister?" 2. On the bedroom corridor, there are often someone shout: "Kill it !!", at this time, you will see a few heads of each door, I'm going to: "Who is it?", The reaction for the reaction, immediately echo: "Walk, kill it!". In fact, it is to call the computer. 3. There is a boss in our dormitory, once a light bulb falls to the ground, the bulb is not broken. He said that the original light bulb fell to the ground and didn't break. I picked up and fell once, the light was broken ............ 4. Come again, once, I heard that there is a buddy in a dormitory, I'm busy looking at it, I saw him quietly lying on the bed, covering the blanket, looking straight above the eyes, doing a big understanding, seeing me, suddenly very Seriously pulling my hand, "Be careful after using electricity!" 5. Classic delivery: There is a brother to eat unclear, read the "Qianjiang Evening News" to "rape the late newspaper", and read the "China Business News" to "China 's Adultery". . . 6. One day, our bedroom played CS, and a buddy made a siki, saying that people hiding in the dark channel: "How do you hide in the vagina!" Then everyone fainted. 7. Even the dormitory is called people ... a southern brother into the day "incest incest" ... 8. A classmate of a minority of my class often put "see" the word "dry", one day he went to a girl who was reading the newspaper: "Classmates, do you give me a don't do it?" 9 . After the test, I called "a lack of three ~~~~~", there is someone in response, then 2 people call "two lack of two ~~~~~", then "three miss one ~~~~~~ ", Then start learning documents, 54 files ..... 10. Even the upper and lower layings, there is a dress upstairs in the trousers, and they are too powerful, so I heard the shouting of the shop: "You are tap! You can't stand it next side!" 11. Because the family is near the school, then take a shower. One day, a brother asked: "What time do you open now?" I replied: "You don't know if I never go to the hailed hall." 12. There is a cat in the evening in the evening. I can't sleep, I can't sleep, a brother is generous and passionate: mom, Laozi went to x. 13. I have listened to the way of learning to take a bath, I met a female classmate to take a class, because each other knows that classmates are not very familiar, so he asked the girl, let him lose his life, may regret it: "Bath How many people? "Who knows that girl answers a smile:" There are not many people. "14. A brother practiced the dumbbell in the bedroom and another brother dubbed: "1234 2234 Replace the posture again" 15.
One person in the bedroom abroad, leaving a lot of relics before leaving, the remaining three thieves want to be divided, and quarrel is uneven; it is over, one person is said: He still has a MM, who? So call, disputes again; final decision, public: two days a week, this public is: Sunday? Everyone is helpless, she has to fight again ... There is a year of the Mid-Autumn Festival, each of the bedrooms will have a meal, and after eating, I haven't moved, push the door, 8 people lying in their each bed, everywhere, table, table Play half a bottle of wine ---- all drunken. Later, we called them: half a bottle of wine. 16. The bedroom is buddh, I have been drinking it. I was going to sleep, but I didn't climb to the upper bed after drinking. I didn't grab him with him, so that he slept. Who knows that the next morning wakes up, there is still no wake up, or I want to take the water cup next to the table, but that day is on the shop, I can think about it. At this time, the boss took a classic "XXX, whoever drinks the table last night!" ---- This is the classic that we often mention later. 17. Even brothers were drunk. . He said he wanted to hug. . Even helping him to go to the toilet. . As a result, he said that he is going to the toilet, "I don't have to bring paper on the toilet.?" At the time. . Later, when he was ign, he suddenly saw the next to the casual. . Asked another sentence "Isn't it all paper? ... I was laughing at the time. 18. When there is a call in the past, some people don't know how to go to the bedroom, a buddy hells大 喊: I test, call Chuo (Northeast pronunciation)! ... smile! 19. One brother saw that people smoking in the house, saying next to people: This vagina can smoke ... All down ... Indu You can smoke. 20. When you just go up, a few buddies in the dormitory are going to drink, my choice is OK, I am basically awake when I come back, but I will fall asleep immediately, and the 2nd day, the dormitory did not drink. And me, how much did you drink yesterday? How do you become like this. I said what happened. One of them is directly spitting in bed, I slept, there is a more cattle to sleep. When you come to the sky. 21. When you open up here, everyone is discussing the topic of XING. When you talk about YJ, some people say "gun", another person receives "submachine gun", my buddies, I didn't ring for a long time, suddenly Come on, "I (YJ) is a snapshot" ^^^^^^ everyone, this is one of my "attack". 22. Night ... M Jun suddenly sits up, hand support On the wall, the person on the bed said: ... You gave me the past ... all the house is shocked. 23. One day, a buddy is watching the hair book, cross the towering, telling me waiting for the watch, this brother Say: Give me a yellow book, I can have a whole earth !!!!! 24. Our dormitory has a child to go to the toilet, picking a mistake time diarrhea, choose a problematic pit, put a no The right POSS flush, splashed into the urine. After we visited the scene, we found a very clear man on the wall of the toilet. From then on, we called another Tuo. 25. One day, the Society brother drunk. He I slept in the next bed. I spit it again, and I was not yet. One day, the next classmates finished the bed. I found that I spit it in his bed. 26.
