[Repost] Classic misadole: When I was going to work, I couldn't help but laugh.
1. When I went to University, I went to Hengshan to play. At that time, I climbed half. When I was tired, I saw Obusan who had a souvenir to buy souvenirs on the road. I asked it: "Wife ... .. "2. Even the car, there is a beautiful colleague to take a ride, sit next to me, and the occasionally tense said: put the safety jacket! The beauty will never be a couple. . . Depressed ING 3. Former people to come to my aunt, just entered. Just, my aunt is going to go to the toilet. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "You sit on the hanket, I will go to you to go down to the urine!" (I originally said that the tea is drinking). 4. When internship, I said to a teacher: Mr. Chen, are you surnamed? 5. When the university goes to the factory gold work internship, the worker master is distributed when the machine is said: For safety, I tried to guarantee a male classmate and a female classmate. At that time, all boys hilarious, girls blush. During the internship, almost all the lathes of the lathe are doing the girls and even the girls (cold) girls, and finally considering that she will not do anything, the master checks it is not very good, advise her practice, who I know that she said: I have habit to let you do it. At that time, it was more than a pan. 6. A friend to dumplings, ask "Dumplings (sleeping) a bowl (late)?" Only listening to the waiter "呸!" Said: "Don't face!" ~ 7. When you start, everyone I'm watching the review, GG said to MM: "I just wrote a word, helping to write." MM doesn't want to be silent, GG will ask her, you (touch), (touch) I! ! As a result, MM couldn't stand, shout, the teacher, you don't want to (touch), he wants me (touch), ~~~! ! ! 8. One day to go to the classmate to eat, drink some wine, her father suddenly came in, I originally wanted to call my uncle, the result is wrong, said: "Dad, come to seat!" ~~ cold! I have to die to die. 9. My colleague is arguing with people. I am anxious to come. "Do you think I have grown up?" I have been wondering what I grew up. "10. A very annoying boys looking for me to borrow eraser, I don't borrow, he will die, after I use the whole body, I am crazy," I don't marry (borrow) "I will give you" at the time. " It's calm down, and.
