[Repost] Classic misoperation
1. A primary school student first participated in the school's recital competition, especially nervous, the teacher encouraged the old half-day, the palm was still sweating. I finally turned to her. The primary school students bite their teeth, and I have walked to the central center: "Teachers, students, my recitation is: red leaf crazy (Maple) ... (Maple red) 2. Still a small student, see being The teacher got to the classmates of the text, especially envious, always hope that the teacher can make himself a time. "The opportunity is finally here." Some, let your composition gave your composition! " The primary school "Teng" stands up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am more like your mother ... "3. This is a song and dance group's student. Moderator. Once, I didn't have a good time before I was in a hurry. Performance is in turn. The turn of her reports: "The audience, please listen to the cuderation (unique) Springs ..." 4. My family often plants the green onions in the basin in winter to keep it fresh. My sister went home in the New Year. I am happy to say: "Hey! Mom, this rough onion ..." I and my mother smiled. 5. There is a neighbor that I am "big aunt", riding a bicycle every day. In the morning, I met her at the door. I smiled and was polite: "Go, big class ..." 呸! ... I can't wait to bite my tongue. 6. A female classmate, one day, she is self-pity, and suddenly turns his head to the back of the person: "My chest is beautiful?" Scary and jumped, said: "Oh, I want to ask my eyebrows." 7 When I was a primary school student, I was determined at the General Assembly: "We have to learn the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army to climb the grass." Since then, he is deprived of political speech! " 8. When I was young, my dad gave me a text of Liu Hulan. When Liu Hulan took the initiative to admit that she was *** to save the lives of the whole village, and a grandfather came to save her. The line is: " Little Xiangzi, you are crazy ?! "But in the age of ***, a poor rural child read loudly:" Small madman, you are fragrant? "9. When high school, the teacher made my classroom reading the text, this woman It has always been eradicated to read, and I also hold a care of the textbooks in the same day: ... He stood in the whistle of the snow, holding a steel gun tightly ... (original) We have heard ...... He sticks to the whistle in the snow, holding a pen in his hand .... .... The whole class is silent, the teacher laughs Pour, after the classmates fall .... 10. All stand up! Play the national flag, liter the national anthem ... 11. I took my son to feed the duck. He ran every side while taking the duck, I took his apple and chased him behind (he didn't like to eat, I can only wait for a few mouthfuls when he is mentally dispersed). He keeps running, I keep calling him: "Come and eat an apple and chase the duck!" Always repeating this sentence, I finally shouted out: "Come and eat a duck ..." It is very cleverly brakes.
12. Remember when he was in elementary school, there was a piece of class called the waterfall, and the authors said that the author turned into a mountain to see a waterfall in the mountain, and a female classmate reads aloud: Turning this: Turning this Mountain, I am shocked, a burst hanging on the mountain. . . The classmates were shocked. 13. There is also a text in the text from the novel of Russian writers: The house here is the old master (referring to rich people). As a result, my male classmates read: The house here is a lord. If the voice falls, our language teachers ask him in confusion: Where is the old lady who live? 14. The most classic thing is that I have seen that Dou Wentao talked about the happening of myself. I didn't say the opening of the curtain ..... Most let me spurt me, when he said, when he hosted a party, calmly Going, I am affectionate: "Friends, have you seen the Yellow River? Do you know that it is our mother river ~~" After a deep informed introduction to the Yellow River, he said: "Please listen to" The Song of the Yangtze River " 15 Remember to go to school, open the sports meeting, the girls in our class do not sign up, our sports committee (boys) are very urgent, holding the registration form announced in the class: tell you, girls listen, and no registration, "strong Report "(forced registration). Girl angry. 16 has, even the eldest student calls, and the other party pick up the phone and feed it. I suddenly forgot my call to whom. Hmartted a half-day: Who are you? 17 Friends gathering, chatting in the chat, saying that someone is sad "Tears and one red, the eyes are lost" The audience has reacted, after the incident, I went home and smiled, I saw the Shanghai TV station, the morning Shanghai, the host of the Shanghai TV station : Don't come back after advertising. ^ _ ^ It seems that advertising is quite annoying, even the host can't stand it. 19 A new shopman, do everything is back, there is a old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce, the clerk: "Receive your XX yuan, find you XX yuan, do you need a strainer? The old lady suddenly fainted ... 20 elementary school is not happy. My desk will read the gods (machine). I have a chicken (machine). I still have one, sleep in winter, the temperature of the electric blanket is too high, Say to classmates, hey, you drive the electric blanket to the preservation of the stuff. A few days ago, the United States played Iraq, I had to return to school. His mother said: The train is too slow, you both Iraq Wi-guest) 's car. We both fainted. 23 to buy "Pulsation" drink, "boss, come to the bottle' artery '" 24 days, I just entered the office, or this PLMM rushed to me: "Xiao Wang , Do you buy a newspaper, let me see the special issue of today's room. "I fainted on the spot, even if you talk about the" house house "all day, you can't read the" Enthusiasm "" House 专 专 专 "! 25 high school English class teacher wants me to translate a sentence English is: One arrow whistling from my ear. I put "arrow" words and "sparrow" to confuse, so translated it into: a sparrow blows whistle from my ear. So the whole class smiles a lesson.
On the 26th, there was a chemistry teacher as a beautiful, one day, the oxygen drainage law, she said that the airway tube, said that the guart, the whole class hilarious! 27 Lin class language teacher: speaking, speech, why not choose A, right, because A is wrong; why not choose B, right, because b is wrong; why not choose C, right, because C is wrong. So this question should I choose? The classmates shouted in Qi. Yes, we tell the next question. [Repost] Classic misfortune (continued)
1 High school will ask girls to wear school uniforms to school. The next day, the weather is not good at school. Some boys did not wear what clothes feel cold and put on the school uniform. Mathematics teacher Class is to say: "The boys took off the clothes of the girl", ........ The whole class is speechless and then hilarious 10 minutes .... 2 Last and friends eat, point 5 dishes, one Cool four hot. After waiting for a long time, I didn't have it. Friends asked, "How many dishes?" I left out: "Four cold a cold," Heavy 3, there is an elevator in the air conditioner! 4 The college entrance examination is a high-level myopia, so I will take the test watch of the full E, but I still have passed, we ask him how will it, he said: I can't see the doctors' baton where. . I fainted on the spot. 5 last time I finished the pit back to the bedroom, just stepped into the bedroom door, he heard the bedroom classmates: "I really want to taste the taste of death ()." "What movie he is watching this movie) I immediately replied:" You I didn't say early, I just rushed. "
