[Repost] University Just Joke ~
1. The canteen is eating, MM suddenly sneezes with the thunder, the sneezing of the polar bell, has never been hidden with hand, the whole rice table "Tianqiaohua, generic gans", then MM is ashamed to be low ... When she lifted his head, she found all the people in front of the table did not eat. Only the opposite GG eats is fragrant, so like MM's foam is thirteen. MM shame is concerned about the darkness of GG. Later, GG did not resist MM, after the love of the river, two people talked about this beautiful and embarrassing marriage, MM asked: "How can you eat it at the time?" GG a glimpse: " Ah? What do you say? That day I just walked there. I suddenly saw a boys on a lunch box. I didn't know what to do. So I quickly sat down, you know the seat of the cafeteria. How null ... "(Shuimu Community) 2. At noon and classmates pass through the bath garden, I said:" Now I have a bath and two cents, the boys are still good, ten minutes are almost, this woman can be miserable, no Half an hour will definitely wash! "The classmate interface:" Just, the boys are still better, this girl doesn't know what to smash ~ "(I love Nansai) 3. Just a brother came to my dormitory: "Hey, women can really buy things ~" I doubt: "How, what do you make you wrote?" To: "No, you see Wu Yi, go to the United States, how many millions of things Ah ~ "(Shuimu Community) 4. Two old brothers are lying in bed. A: What is the difference between your porn and the erotic film? B: This - erotic piece of emphasis. A: Is that porn? B: pornographic preparation technology! (Shuimu Community) 5. 俺 School computer (antique level) did not insert the keyboard to start after stopping on a page, display: No keyboard, under display: Please press the F1 button to continue ... (Drinking water Source) 6. Teacher: "" The shortline of the straight line is no need to prove. Everyone admits that the four seas are all right ~ "I can learn:" Can you prove? "Teacher:" You have to prove that you can't taste, you are 10 meters away Put a bone, then let the dog open, it is definitely a pen to run to the bones, will not turn around.
Dogs know this truth, what else needs to prove? (Drinking Water Source) 7. My father and a few colleagues are prepared to go to the United States, buying things with the body in the supermarket, at this time, an American in the supermarket came to say hello to the standard Jinan dialect, his colleagues sweathed, talked for a while I know that this foreigner is the US descendants who stayed in China during the anti-Japanese war period. My colleague asked him: "How is your English? "Foreigners shoot the thigh:" By, English is too fucking! ! ! "(I love Nankai) 8. When I played basketball last night, when I took a break, I learned to sit in my ass, I joked:" Do you keep the basketball Basketball Basic respect? It is so hard to be played so long, and you still have to sit in your ass! "I only listen to another classmate cold and cold plus:" This is like a woman ... "(Sun Yue Guanghua) 9. Just go to Peking University, the holiday, go home, one day and elders go out to eat. Go to a hotel, boss run over Say hello, ask me to go to school or work. The elder said that I have been admitted to Peking University, and modestly said that I have been learning, "all the luck" hasn't said that the boss took a sentence: "Hey ~ Don't say this, Good law is university! "(Northern University unnamed), I have dreamed in the morning. I was hijacked in my dreams. Everyone was considering how to get out of the alarm clock. I was preparing to wear clothes. I suddenly thought that if I slipped, Will the rest of my buddies will be killed? Brothers are like hand, I can't throw the brothers, no matter how I lie down ~ (Sun Moonlight) 11. I am in the field, when I chat, when I asked me? Going to school, I said Peking University. He said: "Peking University is good, Beijing is the capital ~" Then ask: "Where is Beijing university ~" -__- !!! (Northern University unnamed) 12. In the street, Suddenly my classmates exclaimed: "Wow! 'Virgin Bookstore! "I am surprised, look up, a piece of plaque, four big characters - Foreign bookstore --__-! 13. Chen Shuang died, his family held him a big crying:" Cool ... "(Tulip ..." 14. On the bus, a small young man in a mixed model is staring at the chest of the enchanting woman. It is still notified by the young woman. It is still not a shame, looks up and looks at the sky: "Wangzi Xiaotou! "The people are big. The young woman does not have to show weakness, obliquely small young people, then turn over the eye of the skin." No. 7 battery! "(Shuimu Community) 15. The weather in the spring is very good, reading a book looks at the spirit ... At this time, a patient came in to see a doctor, I saw the cause of" Mars "! Since 火 人 人 人 人 怪: Is this a disease? Later, I was awake, I was "Mars Splash"! Halo ~~ (Sun Yue Guanghua) 16. A tourist group in Japan came to China, stay in a five-star hotel in Hangzhou. When registered to the "SEX" column, some people wrote Yes, some people wrote NO ... (Lilac) 17. Go to the buddies today.
