The strongest joke ever - I don't want to laugh after reading [reprint]
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That day, I have a good friend telling me a joke, laughing me, and later I entered the hospital because my stomach was too painful. Before doing surgery, I asked me why I laughed into this. I didn't think that he was so laughing, and finally spit a lot of white foam, rescue invalid, dead.
I really didn't want this, it happened. Many times this is the case, we don't want to happen, always happening; we are looking forward to every day, no happening. But once, we have to bear the consequences, it's really, it is the consequence of people who are unwilling to bear, it is true, I don't think about it, I want to die, I'm going to die. Great? But I don't want to die, at least temporarily, because the doctor's lover told me, saying that I lost killing.
The paste is confused and opened. The judge made the prosecutor's briefing the case, in fact, it is also very simple, that is, I told a joke, the doctor listened to smile, and laughed dead. In response to the investigation and evidence, the judge let me talk about that joke, and the tricks determined whether the fact that the fact that the murder is in line with. Although I am learning the law, I have already worried, I am afraid that I have "consequences" after telling this joke, so I will ask all the people in court, a total of 100 people, sign an exemption, ie The effect after this joke is "not responsible". The judge announced that the court was re-opened one day, and announced that I was admitted to the contract, so we signed a contract.
Since there is a legal guarantee, I will take the joke. I didn't expect that I just finished, the whole court boiled, some people laughed to knock the table, some people smiled in the ground, and some people smiled and smiled, and there was a smile. I seem to see it, I found it. It is also the old man, the street is not moving, and it is stable, and it is closed. I was in my heart, you saw that people are different and the lawyers are different, and they are in danger.
Later, I knew that he was dead, and all people heard my jokes on the same day, she laughed.
So I instantly became a celebrity. Television reporter interviewed me, asking me what is joke, it is so powerful. I am very stable, I know that this is that it is possible to constitute a public infringement. In case there is any kind of social rights, I have to give me a collective lawsuit, I can't stand it. So I am talking about TV lenses, I'm talking about it, I'm always lie, my belief is always masturbation. The reporter was obviously not understood, but I saw it, the little girl reflected quickly, can't let the audience see her stupid? She said, and she was still squeezed a few tears! In fact, I don't know if this is just a head? How did this person can't stand the tears of a woman, especially a beautiful woman, and as a result, I made a chance, and I would like to give her an exclusive report and copyright of this joke.
After the show broadcast, it has caused a huge response in the country. Many viewers demand replay. I didn't expect that several mysterious casual clothes suddenly broke into my bedroom at night, and pulled it in a dark house. After a long time, suddenly a strong light is on my face. I barely open my eyes, shocked, because people doing in front of me are the only person who is like a household name as me.
The President is obviously not intended to say more. He only gave me the purpose of grabbing me. It's very simple. Let me record this joke, and then send it to the Middle East to a dictator of a hostile country, laugh at him. . I said that this is a political murder. It is more critical. This has obviously beyond the scope of the power of the highest executive, and has not been approved by Congress. Roaring to: "What is your mother's truth to truthfully discriminate the discretion of the three rights?" There is no way, the whole mind is the hardship of the first case of the Constitution, and I promised him, but I will put a big scale. Killing weapons can not be targeted and used for civilians. The president agreed, so I recorded the joke in that small room. I saw Mr. President smiled with a slight ghost. I tried it at the time. The politician is really not something. Sure enough, after two weeks, the President announced that the key technologies of the joke have been successfully tried in the desert area (successfully laughed at 713 death penalties.) This news caused an uproar in the world, many countries panicked, Some of the country politicians who have held opposition to our president have stepped down, and the international militaryists also have a name to this phenomenon, called "laugh at the deterrent". Just when our President is proud, a country in the Eastern countries suddenly announced that the joke is, and later I know that I started to tell me the joke, and the buddy voted in that country. So, we formed a "smile balance".
On February 14, 60 years ago, that is, the previous World Valentine's Day, the thing that is unfortunately worried about, and a terrorist organization in the Middle East did not know how to steal my joke technology, hijacked us. After the national TV station, the joke broadcast to the national broadcast ...
Civilization has been destroyed unprecedented, people no longer confident in the future. The United Nations has to convene a major decision of the major national heads of the world. Finally, a major decision that leads to an important sign of this world: February 14th, set it as April Fool's Day. In this way, people have a protection against all things that day, knowing is fake, no one is true, just fine. That joke, like any other sentence, not to be believed, it is not killed.
More than 60 years have passed, I have been 80 years old. Before I left this world, I thought as a witness in history, it is necessary to tell you this joke. In fact, this joke told me that day, this joke is very simple, very short, just a word: he said he believes in love.
