Program Life: Programmer Single Manual over 25 years old

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1. life

Wrong: Brush your teeth in two minutes every day, but it is not buckled when you rush out of the room.

Right: Get up an hour in advance, spend five minutes to brush your teeth, take a shower, pick the clothes to go to work

WRONG: I have to buy a pack of smoke every morning, I don't have breakfast.

Right: I have listened to milk through the supermarket, and others are interested in individuals.

WRONG: I have a bubble that I eat McDonald's stomach, or I have finished eating the instant noodles yesterday.

Right: Rent a kitchen house, go to the supermarket to buy a cuisine, add a beer, some people come to add a pair of tableware

WRONG: I never cleaned up the room, it is necessary to live alone.

Right: Drag once a week, wash clothes, clean up the house, environmental impact; buy a bunch of flowers, use a fragrant agent is good

WRONG: never slept earlier than 1 point, can't sleep, my eyes caught up with Panda.

Right: Take a hot bath, it will be very sleepy

2. friend

WRONG: Friends are to eat together and drink together, except for colleagues.

Right: There is a longer than yourself, he can guide your life; there is a technical friend on the Internet, you can help you at work; there is one or two friends, don't dare to dry someone The thing; some play friends, I will not be bored when I am free; I know friends, I am not looking for, QQ is bubbled seven or eight MMs are reluctant.

3. movement

WRONG :: One day is exhausted, don't want to move

Right: Sport is the best relaxation

WRONG: I can't figure it out, you look at my figure.

Right: Don't be embarrassed to get your body, so never lift the day

WRONG: I am never interested in sports

Right: Actually, exercise is the easiest addicted.

4. Leisure

WRONG: My biggest hobby is when a spider is moving online.

Right: You should go out, or find the book to read.

WRONG: I am a path blind, and the place where I left, I have to play back, and I have no knowledge.

Right: I know that I will watch the movie near, go there to drink tea, go there to have a delicious taste.

WRONG: I don't smoke, don't drink

Right: Are you a programmer? Smoking can find inspiration, drink can find friends.

5. love

WRONG: I believe in love at first sight, believe in the fate, and don't need further expressed.

Right: Forget it, still take out sincerity and perseverance to touch the other party, to do the hard work to enjoy it.

WRONG: I am too lazy to find a girlfriend, the woman is now too; don't mention this, my head is good ~

Right: If you can't eat grapes, you can say grapes, and you can't escape the desire of your heart.

WRONG: I have thought about it, always can't touch the right

Right: You must have a look at the back of the back of the back, and the next time I will say that Miss can meet you, as long as I don't receive a slap, I can continue to try. (Of course, you first have to be handsome to can't bear to do it.)

Wrong: I think, I want to start from the network, or see how the HGame, Hardcore DVD is Right: ~! @ # $% ^ & * ... or start with the realism.

By the way, I believe that the programmer is not too much, it is, there is no time to come too much.

6. jobs

WRONG: The programmer is youth, when can I jump out from the back?

Right: Into this door, when I don't do it, I have to go out, I have to play the wood people.

WRONG: long working hours, overtime, no overtime, the environment is old, the fruit of lunch is rotten

Right: We have spent this difficulties, and you will get better in the product. Appropriate vent, but don't let the conversation end in the complaint.

WRONG: Don't think, I am betting this must not be achieved!

Right: There is still a doubt in this middle, I will do an assessment first, give you a detailed document. Convince your superiors, you have to have it.

WRONG: This problem, oh, or give it to me.

Right: There are some documents here. You look at it, there is a problem to ask me. Let the newcomer grow up quickly become your leftham right arm.

WRONG: Ah, I forgot Checkin, wait, now it is good.

Right: Do not repeat the range of words in the details of the details, although not a problem, you can reduce your own prestige.

WRONG: This is definitely not my problem

Right: Don't be so confident

WRONG: My module is too exquisite, delayed a little time.

Right: We successfully arrived this milestone, everything was heavy in the project.

7. cause

WRONG: I will be useful, Andaling the Tiantian sword, directly hanging the clouds, the sea, and tap Microsoft, step on him, stepping on, I step on, step on, step on ...

Right: All age, still dream

WRONG: I have fallen

Right: I can't be like him.

WRONG: I will not succeed once, but unremitting payment will be successful

Right: How many failed did you experience?

You said that I am hypocritical, I am hypocritical, hypocrisy, there is a kind heart, it is not hypocritical, it is humility.

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