A story of a rabbit job search

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Bunny experience

First company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: Not busy.

When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you can't do more company, it will not be busy, what is the company wants?

Second company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: very busy.

When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you have no rules, it will be busy all day, what is the company wants?

Third company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: okay.

When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you don't care, what will be "not" not "okay", what is the company wants?

Fourth company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: I just finished.

When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you do your best, you can't check it out. What is company you want?

Fifth company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: Some have finished, and checked it, now doing other things. When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you lack systemic, some things will not do it together? What is company you want?

Sixth company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: My work is done, I am helping others. When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you don't plan to do things, don't you plan to do what you have to do tomorrow? What is company you want?

Seventh company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: Today's work is done, tomorrow's work is also.

When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you do not consider the whole, don't you help your colleagues? What is company you want?

Eighth company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: Today's work is done tomorrow, now in helping colleagues.

When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you love the limelight, your help is likely to cause other people's lazy or stress, what do companies want?

Ninth company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: Wait a minute, I think about answering you.

When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: You are no one, I asked you, I have repeatedly smashed me, what is the company wants?

Tenth company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: I. ... I ... no ... I don't know what to ... should I, answer you. When you get off work, the boss said to the rabbit: You don't have it tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: I don't know if you are busy, don't you know, what is your company?

Eleventh company

Boss: Rabbit, is not busy today?

Rabbit: Go to you, Mom, Laozi resigned.

Boss: Hey! Have personality, our company will not let you go.

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