Q. What if your dad loses his car keys? A. 'Parent Keys Not Found!'
Q. What if your old girl friends spots you with your new one? A. 'Duplicate value on index!'
Q. What if The Golf Ball Doesn't Get INTO The Hole At All? A. 'Value Larger Than Specified Precision!'
Q. What if you try to freak out with somebody else's girlfriend and being kicked out? A. 'Insuffient Privileges on the specified object!'
Q. What if you do't get any response from the girl next door? A. 'No Data Found!' Or 'Query Caused No Rows Retrieved!'
Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her mom? A. 'Select Into Returns Too Many Rows!'
Q. What if you dial a wrong number? A. 'Invalid Number' OR 'Object Doesn't Exist!'
Q. What if you try to beat your owned trumpet? A. 'Object is found mutating!'
Q. What if you are too is to office and the boss catches you? A. 'Discrete Transaction Failed!'
Q. What if you see 'THEATRE FULL' WHEN You Go TO A MOVIE? A. 'Maximum Number of Users Exceeding!'
Q. What if you don't get TABLE IN THE LUNCH ROOM? A. 'System out of tablespace!'
Q. What if you need to go on a diet? A. Invalid Body Size
