A fans's fine calculation - "ambush" value geometry (reposted)

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"Ten-faces ambush" appeared in many days, thousands of husbands referred to a lot of complaints, of course, there are also a few people. These laughs are not big, and the biggest relationship with me is that I spent 90 yuan in the early morning of the Huaxing Cinema. So I and "10-sided ambush" grievances, it is a problem that spent 90 yuan, still earned. The following and let me throw a high expectation value, the emotions of the hypervanies, and the unreasonable self-cultivation of Zhang Yimou, calculate the value of this film in a normal heart to see a normal movie.

Square Dance: RMB 5 Mao

Zhang Xiaogou has a chance to show, and the dance begins with a "single leg split". It is a bit truthful, let my eyes are bright, and throw 5 hair, it is equivalent to buy a small pudding. Unfortunately, they will be flat, and they don't know who is rehearsed. I can't see a dancer. Worse, "There is a good person in the north" singing with dryness, as easy as the gas, bad lyrics, don't blame me, don't give money.

Jincheng Wu Ruist Play: Push 5 Mao

Jin Chengwu's bright phase in the Peony Square, how to see how to learn "Jin Ping Mei" Ximenqing, actor like, expressive, almost fainted. The most like place is a sexual impulse, I have been raped in a very honest. Destroyed, my Golden guy, quickly collect 5 cents back.

Cactus: 10 yuan

Two down, the climax is coming in advance. Liu Po ​​You fairy refers to the drums of the small girl, although it is not logical, it is dazzling, it seems that Zhang Yimou is smarter and smart. I can't spend it without spending money for a while, and I quickly smashed 10 yuan. The reason why it is so generous, considering the construction of this Tang Dynasty nightclub to compare money to hurt money, and evoke the desire of donations.

Over-release, half your body: 5 yuan

The word "lower body" should be the meaning of the stickers, with intuitional experience, and then misunderstood is to write body, write, etc. "Ten-faced ambush" is explained in the shape of the body to explain its original meaning.

When Zhang Ziyi used her hand to feel the body of Jinchengwu, Jin Chengwu said: "I told you from above, you have to pick up from below ..." Zhang Ziyi started from below, and touched Jincheng Wu's stunt, proved the lower body is Fundamental starting point. The cultural content is high, it is not easy to do 5 yuan, and it is not easy to do some cultural construction in the movie.

Voyeur: 1 yuan

In order to correspond to the "hero" "one night", "10-sided ambush" has a "voyeur" drama in the forest. It's just that this voyeur is not stimulated, and there is nothing to see. Zhang Ziyi is a black hair, two shoulders, there is no need to spend money. Later, I saw that the squirrel is going, so you can love it, take a piece to buy peanuts.

Zhang Zi Yipu: 3 yuan

Starting from the Peony Square, Zhang Ziyi will lasted his shoulders, before and after, it reveals N times. After reading the movie, I only felt that a white meat was shaking in front of him. Why is it so frequent, hard thinking, I feel that there should be the following reasons: First, the main reason is that three points, it is difficult to review the film Bureau, the shoulder part is not a ban. Second, Zhang Ziyi is the best place to look at it.

How do you say, this represents most yellow girl's shoulders, come back and forth to see us, there is no hard work, don't take it out of 3 yuan, you are a bit like eating white food.

Bell: 5 hair

Since Liu Dehua and Jin Chengwu became two color wolves in the film, there were no people around him, and they were crazy, n times, two of them had to meet their mouths, but the little girl always remembered at the crucial moment. There is another person in the heart, and the stink is killed by hand, special models. This kind of meat is very worthless, but I saw that Xiaoshi seems to be angry with Liu Hulan, or smashed 5 hair, playing more hard. Miss is white: 5 yuan

Finally, there is a passionate, Zhang Zi Yi took off the clothes, revealing the whole back, the lady is so white! Hurry and save money, but really don't don't have anything else. However, when Zhang Ziyi is pressed below, revealing a back of Jinchengwu, and my mother, why not call an ancient sky?

Bamboo forest chasing: 10 yuan

The bamboo forest is worth seeing. It's not as good as "self-entertainment", two people say that two people are romantically flying in the sky, otherwise it will become the interpretation of this film. The scenery is really beautiful, the green is very comfortable, but unfortunately, many bamboo is cut off. It is a bit destroyed, and the bamboo is very president, and Zhang Yimou took this classic bamboo drama. There will be no more directors to come to the bamboo forest. Long pain is worse than short pain.

Ukrainian red leaves: 2 yuan

The red leaves are really unhappy, and the flowers are not awkward. Think about our great motherland mountain river, actually to run to Ukraine, is it feeling cool to give the foreigners! The reason why the scenery of "10-sided ambushes" is not as good as "heroes", just because they go to Ukraine. Forget it, take out 2 yuan to them as a ticket.

Theme song: 1 yuan

After reading it, I listened to the song is good, but I'm going to listen to the side, I have not listened, or I feel so good in this state. Well, 1 piece is tip.

Originally a movie should not be such a limb to settle account, but because Zhang Yimou is broken, it can't be a bitter, I have to sell the pig's head meat pig legs. Total 38.5 yuan, even if there is a difference, it is less than a lot of 51.5 yuan, ambush. I don't expect him to retreat 51.5 yuan, just hope to eat a long, don't grab it.

Ten suggestions for Zhang Yimou

1. Don't mix with Li Feng, Wang Bin, the same, the formalist, the creation of Zhang, they all have, the advantages of Zhang, they don't necessarily have, I will only help.

2. Choosing a piece of Jin Yong or the work of Gu Long is coming to the whole, and the characters and plots in the inside have enriched. As long as Zhang plays to see if it is good to see, save and save time.

3. Don't mess with big actors, this habit is not good.

4. To control the overall movie, not the matter, you should also pull it on your body.

5. Re-recognize the difference between "beautiful" and "beauty", beautiful is a flower, beautiful, beautiful, can touch people. "Ten side ambush" has no place to "trip" because there is no "beauty".

6. Don't let Zhang Weiping will hang so high next time, this falls will hurt. Regarding the marketing, there are many ways, not necessarily to rush to the bottom on this blown skin.

7. Don't go to the literary youth, what "the same day" is the same as the same thing, it is a psychological tone of the master of the movie. For a formalist, improve yourself is only pragmatic and pragmatic.

8. In the shooting process, you can imagine some high-end audiences. They are not only to see a wonderful idea, the best way is to hit. Think about what is the Chinese audience in what conquest cultural background.

9. About moving, about love, about tears, really not saying. 10. The critics are not all sent by the enemy, and it is not all made by bad people, and the critics are absolutely honest.

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