[Joke] Rease from chat

zhaozj2021-02-16  76

The most reasonable reason: I am always inadvertently exposed to the family's yearning and the desire for love! Can you see that I am serious?

  Miss, Miss, I am # ¥% - ..., the central criminal police headquarters special agent, please promise before you talk to me, I don't want to disclose our conversation to anyone, don't tell you, our Chat may be related to social development, civilization process, human future, earth fate, universe ... The first question: Your beauty?

                                             "   The best reason: Why is it long? Why is it short-lived? Do you believe online?   The most prominent reason: girl, ready? Is it still waiting for the band? Talk! The most frank reason: literature, music, sports, sex ... Do you want to talk about?   the reason for the most practical thing: I don't want you to say, I am the first time I am online, you also have my first netizen, can I take me a feeling of chatting?                                                   ... ... I haven't talked with you, I have already thought this will be a very romantic thing, willing to accompany me romantic?                                                                      ]                                                   ] Although I know this may be your love career.   The biggest fearless reason: If you don't chat with me, I will not sit in front of this computer! The most special reason: (this sentence is very bitter taste), I am in the vast sea, I will talk to you, talk?   The most sad reason: I used to have a love in front of me, I have no hesitation, who knows that it has fallen into the trap of the preparation of love, why? Why is the fate of ruthless anger to my heart, I will hurt my tired choice. I am determined to get rid of you from the shadow of love. Can you help me?                                                       Three hours ago, Xiaozhi left me away, and a female cat on the roof next door was in the sun ... I was deeply shaken,! Ah ... If the death of the body can bring spiritual eternal, if great motivation can't change the tragic ending! And I, why do you turn on your computer three minutes ago, you don't want to make a guide to the end of this old, die? Why do you have a flower-green name in front of you to jump over and choose you, can you give me an answer? Eight problems of life fatal

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