[Joke] Wukong post

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Tang Yu Shi's four people experienced Jiudi, which was difficult to retrieve the Tang Dynasty, and Guanyuan. Back to Xi Tian, ​​celebrate the feast, Sun Wukong represents the four people and Bai Long Ma singing a karaoke "Where is the way to ask the road," I heard the scenes of the guests. Tang Yan quietly said that the Buddhas sitting in the presid: "The Buddha, the title of our teachers, should there be a statement?" If the Buddha will nod.

In the past question of the Buddha's person, the second day, the "Miss Tuciar" was officially established. For the leader of the Buddha's leading group, the Secretary General of the Bodhisattva, the deputy head of the Bodhisattva has Maitreya Buddha, Amitabha, Jade Emperor, Tai Shang Laojun, member has Totta King, Yan Wang, Donghai Dragon King, etc., such as the Buddhist office secretary The driver of the Guanyin Bodhisattva and the bodyguards of the king, the exterior of the Emperor Emperor joined the assessment team as the mass representative, and Tang Yan as a leader who took the small team. The leaders and the masses are sitting in accordance with their own reservation, such as the Buddha's Lotus Treasury, see the SHAND Bodhisattva announced the meeting, first please ask the Buddha to speak.

If the Buddha said: "Today we open a meeting here, specializing in the title of taking the personnel. This is a very important issue, we must stand in stability unity, develop the economy, attach importance to the height of talents, ah? Tang Yan four people, yes, there is a white dragon horse, and the Bai Longma is not like a person, but in our original program, we will take a divided part of the small team. We can't see it again. Donghai Dongwang, Is it like your relatives? "(Donghai Dragon king nodded, a smiling - last night, there is no white!)

"Comrades, I see Bai Longma, the spirit of sacrifice, it is expensive as dragon, not afraid of poor, incarnation is a horse, willing to work hard, we have lack this spirit now. Don't go, how is this. I see that we lack this kind of dragon horse spirit, ah, a little dragon, you take this sentence, the spirit of the dragon horse, and in the document. "

"Where is it? I can't go up. Yes, do you see how much we look at our West Tian Buddha? How much is the Bodhisattva? There are a few people? It's a few hundred years ago, then When the monkey is big, there is an except for the view of the Bodhisattva, and finally I have to go to the horse. I have to do anything? The allowance is too small, don't do it, do you want to reduce agencies, The person will go down, of course, I am saying a greece today. Today, we will open this meeting today, the main purpose is to promote the young comrades to the leadership, they have experience in the first line of grassroots , Is rich and rich, and the ability has the spirit of pioneering, such comrades we don't upgrade who I don't pick it up? Don't talk about it in me, there is no back door to go. Well, I will talk about it. Do you add any additional "

(two)

Everyone in Block is not known as the true thoughts of the Buddha, one by one, the abacus of each person, does not make a sound. Guanyin Bodhisattva has regretted that last night did not have a hawward of the Buddha, just stolen a phone. The phone is like the wife of the Buddha, the stinky mother has been suspected that the Guanyin Bodhisattva is in a Buddha, and it is a voice of the violin. The vinegar is coming out, no goodness to say: "I don't know where to drink. The flower wine is going, I haven't come back yet. "

When I gorge, I thought that after the celebration, several people who took the small team were like to come to Buddha, and I went to the Gaojiazhuang direction of Pig Baji. This Gajiazhuang Entertainment Center is the second profession of the pig's eight ring. It is known as his old Valentine's master. Recruitment, business is very hot. These years have been opened, and if the Buddha's heart is also spent, often go out to drink flowers, and there will be fewer words with the glasses, sometimes don't play a call in the world, but you are the leadership of the gods. People, but there is nothing to do.

In fact, there is a bitterness in the heart of the world, where is the outside? I am afraid that the whole of the fairy world is also known: this Sun Wukong is her son! As a woman leader in the gods, Guan Yin is extremely faceful. Who is the man, only her heart is clear. People say that the grandchildren are born in what stone, in fact, this will be true? She clearly remembered the night of the wind and rain, and she leased a taxi, secretly came to Huagua Mountain, and lost the little grandchildren in the wild grass in the wild grass. The cry of the cry of the driver, called the driver quickly dropped the head. That night, her tears were still bigger than the sky.

Does anyone know that her big love is just because I have lost too much? Does anyone know that she will help Sun Wukong again, protect Sun Wukong just because he is her son? Does anyone know how many nights come to Huacao Mountain to secretly visit the little embankment with the monkeys? Helping him into the water curtain hole when he competes for the monkey king, then guides him to the Wushu School of the Bodhi, who will arrive at the Wushu School of the Bodhi Old Ancestors?

For so many years, she is not concerned about this her son. Sun Wukong jumped into the skin, she hated himself, when Sun Wukong was bullish, if she didn't come, Sun Wukong was already dead. She finally requested the Buddha to change the death penalty into a period of imprisonment for 500 years, although the crime is difficult, but the crime can be avoided.

Then Guan Xiang once again showed her infinite female charm, convinced to come to the Buddha, let Sun Wukong take the last bus and join the team of people. It is only available from Wuzhi Mountain Prison to go to the free.

This title is assessment, Guan Sheng has set up an idea, let Sun Wuki reviews high-level title: Buddha. Although I am just a bodhisattva, I can only be an intermediate title, but my son has a friend than himself. She is really happy. But she is also urgent, according to the common sense, Tang Yan is the apprentice of the Buddha, but also the leader of the taking the small team, it is the master of Sun Wukong, although it behaves too bad in the way, leadership, and argument. Ability, organizational skills, knowledge levels are uncomfortable, but the Buddha is faithful, it is always unwavering, and it has been to the Buddha. This judge has also seen it. It is necessary to have a high-end title. It is absolutely no problem. But the son Sun Wukong although the high strength performance is excellent, if it is also commented on a senior title, will it agree? Is it a little powerful?

But if Sun Wukong only comes to a intermediate title, she is not the director of this woman!

(three)

Guanyin set up ideas. Immediately said: "The story on the way, the world has already spread, but also wrote a book called" Journey to the West ", and the same name TV series, we have seen, I don't have to say more. I I thought that Comrade Sun Wukong made a stand on the way, it was very brave, and the demon was demon. It turned out that the reluctant credit, Tang Yan must be a high-end title, Sun Wukong can also be competent. "Tang Yan listened to the Guanyin Bodhisattva so biased Sun Wukong I thought: The monkey is my apprentice, or I saved him from the five-way mountain prison, but only a good martial art, if the title is the same as me, then I am doing this master is not very faceless?

When I said: "Dear Buddha, Bodhisattva Mingzhao Qiuqiu, don't use me more. Now I have introduced the situation as a leader of the small team, maybe because I am a small team direct leader, I know that many outsiders don't know, now I Reporting is as follows.

Our small team was established, and it was an instruction of Buddha, from Datang to the West. All the way, I personally think that the pig is still very loyal. Whether it is to the Buddha or to the master, although sometimes there is a small cheap habit, it has been very resolute, and he is brave and good, The skill of the devil is not bad.

Sandy is my three apprentice, not much, never says, I only know that the foot is working hard, if there is no such duty work style, can we get true? I personally think it is impossible.

Besides Bai Longma, I don't want to say it, the Buddha has already said, I will not have a lot.

Wukong, is a person with this matter, but like all people with this matter, there is a lot of problems, such as a great joy, fighting, personalist thinking, sometimes the organization is not strong, the emotion is unstable, I don't have a confidence in the career. I remember that he ran back to Huacheng Mountain in the middle. I almost killed me again. Of course, the skill of Wukong is very strong. This is not said, but the leading cadre is not necessarily that it is necessary to lead it? I have so much.

Donghai Longwang hit a mouth: "Yeah, now the business is already in business, don't need to fight the fight, we need more constructive talents such as pig eight to be our modern career." Last night Pig eight quit gave him a red envelope.

When I gave a look at them, I was anxious. I was in a hurry: I didn't play it! Have a quick way to find a way. But they all have a soft knife, I really don't know how to insert them.

Donghai Dragon King said: "People say that pig eight orders, this is a fact. What is the fact that the pig's eight rings? It is the two broken silver in the ear. What is it? I said that the grandchildren is more than the pig eight races! Greed is him! "

When he said, he suddenly took a strange eyes, and said: "I have a fact of fact, I am not staining him, what is it greedy when he first shot? Decided in the East China Sea Our brothers of the golden saints! It's still not yet, I have never heard him say to give us us! Now I have finisher, I have to go back to my custom sea. "

King saw that there was a strong batch, and also inserted into: "I think that comrades like Sun Wukong are not suitable. First of all, he is not good, what is the flowers in the flowers Mountain? The robbery - the dragon king's Decoction is robbed, and now it is still still still. Second, he is not able to discuss, to my tend to change all the accounts, do we still do things? If this person is promoted to the leading cadre team, there is a damage to the image of our leading cadres. My opinion, please consider the Buddha. "The Emperor of the Emperor said:" In addition to fighting, I really have no skill. At first, I can't do anything, I can't do anything. The horse is also unfortunate, and I don't work my job. I will wander every day. I am giving friends, I am broken, and the wind of the sky is broken. There are also many, I don't say it, I don't say it, I also steal a lot of medicinal herbs of the old monarch.

Also put the mother's birthday banquet, the little monkey sent to him, like this kind of person, I really can't upgrade the leadership position, I really want to reuse him, I see the most, the bodyguard and driver of the Buddha is still can. "

The king said again: "If you promote him as a senior caddy, there is no light on our face."

(four)

The red child is going out to the toilet, and the urine has not had urine, and it is rushed to rush into the venue, saying: "The big event is not good, big things are not good!"

If the Buddha is drinking him, "" What is it, it is a strange? "

The red child suddenly said: "The granddaughter shouted outside, saying that if he didn't give him a high-end title, he was like the Tiandong Palace in the past!"

"This is this bold?" Asked if you came to Buddha.

"He is really said."

"Does he dare to make things in the West? Don't you live? How can he escape the palm of the Buddha?" There is a Buddha, and the Guanggu is not afraid of the monkey! Yan Wang and the Emperor of the Jade Emperor have thought of the old things five hundred years ago, and the heart was emptive, but he listened so much, put down the heart of the half-air, followed: "To" right, don't look at who this is the site, dare In the faucet, our big brother is a troubles here? "

At the side of Guanyin, I thought that this group of grass was scared by my baby, what is like? When I was a child, I said to everyone: "The matter is moved, the Buddha, the monkey head has experienced the nine nineteen-nine difficulties, and it has been taking the truth. It is no longer a monkey that year, although there is no current The name of the Buddha, but there is already a Buddha's skill, the Buddha, is you very grasping? "

If the Buddha is so saying that the world is so saying, the full confidence has been went to eight points. I thought: This monkey is now afraid of being reluctant. Besides, I am playing it here, and I will become a joke that I will become a big joke.

When I said: "I still have a little experience. You can rest assured that it is not afraid, you have to settle it is not a difficult thing. I will go to the toilet first."

When you come out from the toilet, you have met the view of the way to the door of the toilet. If you just put a good pants, I was shocked: "What do you do?"

Guan Yin does not talk, the eyes are red, stare at the Buddha said: "You have no conscience, you know who is the monkey?"

If the Buddha is shocked, the face has become popular, and it turns into pale in an instant: "Is it? ......"

I nodded.

If you come to the Buddha, if you die, "Fruit?" Guanyin was red to his eyes. If the Buddha is angry, I am sighing: "Oh ...! !!" The side walked into the meeting room. The next day, the "West Tian Daily" headline issued a message entitled "Boldly promoted the Youth of the Advanced Leading Cadre", and the commentary of the special commentator Ami Buddha "creates a new situation in West China." According to the news, the Tang Yan was rated as a senior title Tan Shibi, and Sun Wukong was rated as a fighting victory, and the pig eightfrars, Sham, and Baolong Ma 3 were enjoyed by the San Qi (Bodhisattva). Tonghui with the sun and the moon, Xianfu Yongxiang. In the article "Conducting the New Situation of Xi'an Building", Ami Buddha said that this promotion of the youth cadres entered the leadership team is a major move in the reform of Xitian personnel system. It is a new historical event in West China. Especially for the boldness of the lost youth, Sun Wukong, more explained that Xi Tian is an open country, and the leadership of Xitian is a meaningful and correct, the article is finally, the Ami Buddha called everyone to unite, stronger, strive to create New Situation of West China Construction.

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