NO.1 gentle response to the wrong phone -
On the day of midnight, suddenly - "Bell ~~ Ring" phone rope. "Who is called so late?" 揉 揉 惺忪 惺忪 眼,
Touch the phone in the dark. - "Hello, who?"
"Big, is me."
"Oh, it is you."
"Big, do you have your body?"
"pretty good."
"Is my aunt good?"
"It's very good."
"Hey? How do you change your voice?"
"Because you missed the wrong phone, outside."
The other party had 5 seconds, and then the blind sound of "Dudo ~ Dudi ~" is coming.
NO.2 encounters unqualified warners, slightly punishment -
One day, the phone rang, picked up the phone, the sound of a girl came from.
"Hey, find it to Xiaoli." - is a "barbarian girlfriend", the current girl talking thieves / rush.
"Ah?" My family included a pet, and there was no such name for her.
"I said - I - find - Xiao - Li -" The other party obviously impatient.
"Sorry, I think you are wrong." - My temper is very good, the other party is a female comrade, so I have to keep the custom.
"It's impossible, are you not ********? I didn't play it wrong." Just hanging the phone, the sound in the earpiece increased several decibels.
I felt that I was suffering from blood, have you gone wrong with me? I look around and determine this is my home.
"Oh ~ Yes, I didn't listen, I am sorry." I used the most kind tone.
"It's really, I said that I won't be wrong." She is still coming. Ok, I will make you all enough.
"Are you?"
"I am a leaf."
"Ah, leaves." I did something to do. "Xiaoli is going abroad."
"Ah? I haven't seen how she abroad in two months?"
"It is a month ago. She also called yesterday, saying that a friend called the leaves bought a notebook computer, I didn't know the address, could not be sent."
"Yes ... is it? I am a leaf, how do I contact her." I vaguely heard the voice of the mobile phone.
"You remember *************" I quickly turned "World Well-known Enterprise Contact List" Inside, I will pick up a call to her.
NO.3 is not right -
One day, there is a power outage in the home, and the phone is bored. But the phone's phone is no one. Put down the phone, I am bored in the room. Just then, the phone rang. I almost came to the phone.
"Hey, hello." I usually take a home phone very little to use "hello", it can be seen that I am excited about the mood of gangship rain.
"Hello, I am here is China Netcom Customer Service Center." A sweet voice of a girl.
"Ah, good, it doesn't matter."
"Ah? What do you say?"
"Hey ... didn't say anything. What do you have?" Obviously I am excited.
"I want to return to visit your broadband usage. Disturb?"
"Don't bother, of course, don't bother, too don't bother." At this point, the other party must think that my neur has problems, or it is more excited.
"Do you feel that your home is fast?"
"This, I am not good, what is fast."
"You can log in to our website, there is a broadband test area. There is a free movie test"
"Ah, I have been there." There are more than 500 movies there can be free online.
"How do you feel?"
"The film is old." I regret.
"(The other side couldn't help but laugh, quickly returned to normal tone) I said that you feel how you feel, have you paused."
"Ah, this, okay. That is to watch" Bai Xingxing "."
"Yes, is there a long time?" "About 30 minutes."
"Ah? No." She is a bit of a little. " "How can I stop so long? Is it a dead machine?"
"Didn't crash, I will put it after I canceled it."
"Ah? You suspend yourself?"
"Yeah, what happened, I have something to go, can you stop? Then you don't say it early." I am really grievance.
"... (the other side of the phone to wipe the colleagues) No ~ Nothing, you can suspend, as long as you are willing."
Then I asked "OK, have you already there?"
"Let me think about it ... Yes," I am willing "I can't download it, Wang Fei sang. I like Fay Fei's song, special taste, do you like?" I really I like Fay Wong.
"I?"
"You said how she is divorced with Dou Wei. I also like it. For example ....." I said that thirty-dozens of Fang Fei and Dou Wei's songs were said, and they also sang two. The sentence is estimated to have more than 20 minutes, and the other party is a bit can't stand.
"Mr., your sing is good, but I am working, can't listen, regret."
"Oh, right, you are working. Oh, you are looking for it. What is your unit?"
"Net ... Netcom Customer Service Center." The voice in the phone is a bit swallowed.
"Oh ... Netcom. Do you have anything about calling me?"
The voice just fell, only listened to the phone "?", And then heard a lot of people shouting her name ...
NO.4 is still in the way to person -
I have a good time to contact Netcom's call charges. Whenever you call the number, the computer will guide you the key to the key, often query one call fee needs to be pressed and twenty times, and finally there is often "system busy, Take later "" So speechless. I am determined to retaliate, and let me create these troublesome people who have the distress of consumers.
This day, the opportunity is coming, the call is prompted on the call, the phone being played in is the number of manualization of Netcom.
"Hello. I am here is a network of online."
"Hello. Here is a ** home."
"I want to notify ..."
"Now launch a voice transfer system." I didn't wait for her to finish, continue to use the sound of the machine. "If you need a male owner to answer, please shout (1) The hostess should call, (2) The little master answers please call (3) a lot of puppies, please shout (Wang) If you are good! Wrong, please shout (return "The voice just fell, only listened to the woman's excitement," said the phone is advanced. "
"Three." Later, the voice came to the voice of the female operator.
"Sorry, the little master you choose is not over the age, so you can't talk to you, please leave your phone. After you learn to speak, you will call you quickly."
"Ah? ... returned." After listening to my introduction, the other party chose "two"
"Sorry, the hostess is not at home, if you are not used to talking with the puppy, please choose
(1) "I am a little angry, I will choose to choose to choose me.
"First." The other party's tone is a bit helpless.
"Welcome to talk to the male owner. Please call (2) Other calls (3) You should shout (3) Hello! Shout (return)"
"Three !!!" The other party obviously impatient, the sound is very. "Sorry, the taste of the amburger in the kitchen pot, please hang up, then dial
