[Joke] Black Humor - Water Wine Order

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It is said that there is a new couple to hold a wedding a few days ago, because the family background is great, there are many people, even the mayor is coming, in the wedding banquet, the host is in order to help, it is recommended to travel new wine. The public is immediately in the mountains, and the modern people don't care how much is ink. Who can't make a few sets? But the host requires wine to contact itself, which is difficult for everyone.

The mayor (because of the crime of accepting bribes) This table is in the eyes of the mayor, the mayor is also refreshing: "I will come first. Chopsticks are pointed, the plate is round, I have been to the hotel There are thousands of thousands of people, I have a thousands of restaurants, I have a penny? No! ", Everyone listened, and called aloud.

Minister of Publicity (with the crime of accepting bribes), sitting next to the mayor, this small problem is not under the giant, "the pen pointed, the pen is round, I have written thousands of articles, I published There are thousands of articles, there is a truth? No! "

The leadership took the head, the masses competed, a thief who had entered the bureau is not vague, "the universal key is pointed, the lock of the safe is round, I have steal the manager has thousands, my secretary. There are thousands, there is a report, no! "

A large heart thought that the thief is really a sculptor, "the gold bars are sharp, the golden surface is round, and the projects of our contracting are millions, the fake engineering has thousands, there is no responsibility? No!" Post-arrested)

Forestry Director (already arrested) also smiled: "The saw teeth are pointed, the wooden round, I have a tree, I have sold the trees, there are thousands of wood, I am planted. ?No!"

The Water Conservancy is a bit embarrassed, "the stone is pointed, the waves are round, and the dams I have repaired have thousands. There are thousands of dams that don't have used, and there is no steel bar in the dam. No!" (Similar Arrested

Minister of the Municipal Party Committee (because of the arrest of corruption), I haven't said it, listen to a few leadership, I'm going to my heart, "The organizational department's signature is sharp, the organizational department's large print is round, I investigated cadres There are thousands of thousands, I have a good cadre, there is a good person? No! "

The host found that a high-looking old professor did not say anything, and encouraged the old professor to come to a paragraph, but he said, "A pointed, o round, I have taught the students, I The high talents of cultivation have thousands, there is no one stay in China? No! "

A salesman still can't stand the gas, he went to the north for decades, is very interested in wine, "the hair is pointed, the head is round, I have been there, the hair salon, I have seen the hair salon female Thousands, there is a shaving? No! "

The host is thinking, you are also called wine, or look at me, "The groom's finger is pointed, the bride's small mouth is round, I hosted a wedding, I have seen the bride has 10,000 Ten thousand, there is a newly married night, no? No! "

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