[Joke] Movie Wear Lens

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Sender: Duziteng (Du Zyn), News District: TV

Title: Movie Wear Lens (暴笑) (Relive Classics)

Sending station: a mess BBS (Thu Jul 15 09:12:41 2004), this site (YTHT.NET)

1, Qin Shihuang

In the scene of this series, Lis people have to be smashed by the waist. He said very calmly to his son: "In the future, he can't work with you again, and you will take a small yellow dog in the city gate." The scorpion hand holds the ghost knife, cut. Blood close-up. The lens is moved. sky. Unfortunately, the camera commented was blunting his eyes. I didn't see a plane in the sky, but more unfortunately, I had a mouthful of oil in my mouth, I spurting it out.

2, Feng Shen Romance

In this year's high-cost high-tech myth, we don't mention how it makes the etiquette in the palace to become "please", and don't say that Wang Tao poem uses a brush, not to say it is put on the market. Watermelon and tomatoes don't have to say that there is a clear trademark in the 琵琶, we say the protagonist.

Markov: "Marry you this is really grievance, no one will sell."

Jiang Shang (seriously): "The ancients: Tian will drop the big, you must first bitter your mind, hungry your skin, work your bones, sleepy, this is the test of God, I ginger Will not be inferred forever. "

Got, I spit it overnight.

3, Baise Uprising

The revolutionary was arrested and was brought to a wall-oriented massacre. After they shouted the slogan, there were several big words on the wall behind them: "Violation of the chapter, the city debt."

4, the song of the battlefield

The guardian Xiao Wang Shi is blocked the enemy, and most of her body expose the trenches, heroic and fearless, the enemy's bullets shuttle around. He was no injury. Later, the task was completed, and I was going to hang the hat on the branches before leaving the hat before I left the hat. The hat was wearing countless caves. Xiao Wang victory retreats and reports to the head. The head smiles: "You a charm."

The enemy's bullet is good! !

5, Xiao Li Fei Knife

A few rogue troops at the restaurant, a beautiful woman, A Fei is just in bed. So starting to take a case, the sword is still unfair.

The winning and negative decisions in an instant. The rogue is inverted, there is a strong standing, says line: "So fast sword ..." and then fell.

A Fei arrogant, then quit the sword into the sheath - the first pass did not insert it, the second time did not plug in, so he bowed for a long time, and put the sword back into the sword.

6, Wu Zetian

Samurai is called Xiaoman's Wu Zetian: "Time! Time!"

..........

7, Gan 10 Sister

Yi Jianping: "Do not know the sky, where is the year ..."

Gan Shi Nine Sister: "The moon has a sunny round, people have joys and sorrows, Tang people Li Bai, this poem, it is a thousand people to sing ..." Su Dongpo underground is known, I don't know if it will be embarrassed.

8, Jintaiqi Xia Chuan

Golden Terrace: "How did you get it in a day? It seems that you have to show it to eight steps."

Road, Golden Terrace.

There is a rapid retreat of the road on both sides of the road, trees, electric poles.

......

telephone pole? ?

When I was confused, I passed again ...

9, Sui and Tang Heroes

Li Shimin hid into the mountain, and the generals of the two Sui Dynasties were in the mountains.

General A: "What should I do?"

General B: "Let the fire burning mountain, give him a star fire."

..........

10. Recently, I have forgotten that the name of the female protagonist is hurt.

But two-minute prior to stuck on the left face, two minutes later, on the right face, the next episode appeared on the left face. 11, the show said Qianlong

The last shot of the beginning. Qianlong came out from the summer resident, and the camera was pulled to "find a brand"

Four big words

summer resort

Four small words

JIANG ZE MIN title ...

12, Water Margin

Li Wei came in with two pieces of meat, and the meat oil paper spreads, I went to the book four big words: Legal Daily ...

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