Bill's house - very funny

zhaozj2021-02-16  59

Bill's new flower high-priced bought a full computer controlled house, and he also followed the trend of the times and rushed back to fashion.

Although the price is 20% more than traditional houses, but in Bill, "value."

Just a few days in Bill, my girlfriend was worshiped with him, Bill hurts home.

One go to the door, computer residential is automatically opened. Bill butt has not been sitting stable, the computer said: "Mr. please dine."

Bill, there is a mood, not good to say: "Don't eat!"

The computer also requested: "Mr. please visit the Internet."

Bill said: "Don't go online!"

Computer: "Do you want to use the 'Rest A Plan?"

Bill: "No!"

Computer: "So rest B plans?"

Bill finally became anger: "I hate it, you haven't finished it? Give me a mouth!"

Computer: "Yes, Mr., do you ask me how long? 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 1 hour or you customize, please select."

Bill: "I am annoying! Give me an hour!"

Computer: "Yes, Mr.. What kind of way to use? 1. Only shut up, 2. Shut up, use half-power energy, recover within 5 minutes of the A-level alert; 3. Shut up, 10% power consumption , Recover within 1 minute in the A-level alert; 4 ... "

Bill Rule: "Your guy is nothing about, the mother-in-law mother is smashed, just like a flies all day, 嗡 ... Sorry, not one, is a pile of flies, you ... Fly ... In your ears, save, you will die! "

Computer: "Mr. really decide? Do you want, if you want, you will say it again, you don't say how I know what you want, although you are in anger look at me, but you still have to Tell me what you want. Do you really want? Then you take it! You don't really want it? Do you really want it? ...... "

Bil is shouting in the bottom of Bil: "Go to death, you are a stinky computer, bad computer, damn ..."

Computer: "Execute Directive. The preparatory action is completed, the preparatory action is being carried out, the completion is working. Finance: 1%, 2%, 3% ... 100%"

Bill suddenly wake up: "Undo Directive!"

Computer: "The response time is too long! I don't accept it. This order is illegal. Please contact the program for the manufacturer. The illegal stack is in XXXXX-XXXXXXX. Mr. Please hold the head, group, I will put you safely Thank you for accepting the perfect service of our company. "

Bill: "No ..."

The entire house became a ruin. The place not far away from Bill scattered a piece of fragments. He used to be part of his homes. Bier crawling toward the fragmentation, and the model is discerned from the debris. Several letters: "m * crosof *"

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