We give up (from programmer magazine)
In order to develop, we give up money; for money, we give up the beauty; for the sake of beauty, we give up freedom; for freedom, we give everything.
We laughed (from programmer magazine)
Borland said that I was very promising, Sun smiled, SUN said that I am very rich, IBM laughs, IBM said that I am very professional, Sybase laughs, Sybase said my database is very cattle, Oracle laughs, oracle said that I am open. Liunx smiled, liunx said that I was defeated UNIX, Microsoft smiled, Microsoft said that my system was very stable, we all laughed.