A letter to your wife (hilarious) N long.

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Dear wife adult:>> Follow your will, I reflect on the study of forty-three points for a hour, 47 minutes, drink a white boiling water, a bathroom, no smoking, the above facts are accurate, please review. Attach my review report, you can negotiate. After 3 months of marriage life, I think my wife is gentle, diligent and soft, is a good wife, but I am a husband, but the attitude is generous, and the place is worth it. The following is an analysis of my bad behavior of myself. Please take the leader: 1. Yesterday's thing is that I am wrong. Although the red-burned eggplant you have made is a little salty, it is delicious, and I should not blame you to waste salt. I am so blaming, I am completely hidden. However, add some water is ok. When you like Lu Yi, I shouldn't Huali, I like Liang Qi, harm you for two days> I, very painful. I don't think it carefully. My answer is indeed very unclear, because your speech is still limited to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong, I still like Zhou Xun. >> 3. You like to watch the little polite brother in the Korean drama, I should not obstruct, you should compare me with him, I shouldn't agree to protest, because people of the people have no protest. The wedding of Saturday, I said I meeting, I don't know if I can go, you have prepared two red envelopes, one 100, one 200, the result, I didn't go, you accidentally sent it. Dear, I shouldn't laugh at you, you have done very well, change it to me, may send two people to be sent out. >> 5. Last time you bought the yellow flower fish, I shouldn't vow to be a big chef. As a result, when you help the kitchen, you will be happy, and it is slight when you eat, but it is difficult to bear it. This is unbearable. of. >> 6. You cut the hair, ask me, I am fine, I said, you are very happy; further try, I said it; you ask for a good, I will answer, it is better to make you very sad. This is my fault, and the reply such as this class is the first time. >> 7. You know a lot of excellent friends online. For a time, Hongyan passed the book, Yu Zhao flew, I should not use the report on the newspaper to combat you. However, the photo you wear in a white dress is really not good, or wearing the high tie, there is a bodyguard next to it, looks at the style. >> 8. Top Out of you, you come back and I will discuss who should have diapers, I really should not shirk responsibility, provoke you angry. But dear, this task is too far away, we still discuss who is responsible for life. Who is their home? > 9. You accuse me to put the socks everywhere, I shouldn't let you go everywhere, after all, the sock is stinky, the book is fragrant. >> 10. When you invite Snow to eat McDonald's, I shouldn't sneak her under the table, let you get big thunder, but she stepped on me so much leather shoes, why don't you do this? >> 11. You said that when I was so beautiful, I should not be stubborn, you are right, the evidence can make a mortal testimony.

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