Decent resignation (funny version)

zhaozj2021-02-16  57

Dear boss, colon:

Yesterday, I got a rain, which reminded me of my country's famous poet Wang Guozhen verse: "There is always a little like this, it is for love, but quietly escaped, escaure is the figure, but it is The silent feelings. ... "

Leaders, how good he wrote, I read his poem, while eating cold face, the result is that vinegar is not going to eat, lead you to say, if we can also have been so good, how good.

But there is an unexpected wind, I have to go, I have to waive, don't take a cloud, the leader you see this is also very poetic.

Recalling that when I saw you first, I was attracted to you. After you sit on the boss table, you are very strong, you are very strong, you say that you want to work. The company, because I love the company will love work, I haven't understood it, anyway, love doesn't love, is a mouthful of mouth, how much money you can give me, you said yes.

You have reported a low price of the world. According to this salary, I can even spend it evenly in the three-poiny mask in January, and I can buy more than one yuan, buy a nourishing nourishing of eggs. You see me is not happy, just say that the love is, the salary is invaluable. I am lacking at the time, I want to love, I love it, I love the company opened by your Taiwanese, and it is also a contribution to the stable and unity of the Taiwan Straits.

In your company, you will not only call the card every morning, but also the team listen to you. I love to listen to you, I think I will listen to me from Xiao, but I see you spit in front of the team. Soon the floor is wet, and the aunt of the mop is very happy. : I have you, she can live to ninety-nine.

We must all go to the correct leadership of your great glory, add some time every day, like me, is responsible for the company's grain operation, it is very big, in fact, it is to make the box, you said overtime. To make contributions to the company, in order to repay employees, they will book free of charge for each overtime employee, and the box is a box of two yuan. At that time, the store of the box is very unhappy, saying this price unless it is full of rice. I didn't expect you to listen very happy, saying it is right, it's just that the rice is iron, steel is used outside the waste. You also said that the employee should drop the water of Yongquan, eat your box! It is really no dishes, the box is all a meal), so overtime pay does not have to be sent. When we were very touched, some female staff had excited tears on the spot. Everyone said: In the big family of socialism, I can touch you such a boss, it is my blessing.

But I really gotta go, alas, in fact, want to go, in fact, want to stay, wanted to stay a good hit you, really, is playing hurt scold is love, my pain to die for you, love to death, So, if you can fat, you will, how good.

Oh, yes, in addition to this resignation, there is also a copy of the paper on the desk, you will give you a copy of the Labor Arbitration Commission. You look, the way, help me pick the wrong words, don't come to the court to find you People will not look at you because of the low level of human culture in your hand.

You see, how much I think, ah, ah.

Always

Bitten teeth ***

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