Funny SMS hodgepodge

zhaozj2021-02-16  63

The most annoying song of the eunuch: Root retaining; the eunuch's most annoying script: a cut plum; the most annoying advertisement of the eunuch: I can; the eunuch of idioms: unprecedented; eunuch is the best thing to do: while watching the SMS side laugh. Who is the mother of the rice? Flower, because of peanuts; who is rice dad? Butterfly, because of the butterfly love, who is the grandmother? Wonderful pen, because of the wonderful pen flowering; who is the grandfather? Popcorn, hugging the rice, and holds flowers. The four-year-old boy pro-three-year-old girl, the girl said to the boy: You have to be responsible for me. The boy patted the girl's shoulder, smiled and said, you can rest assured, we are not a child! There is a boy finally drums and courage to ask the girl: What kind of boys do you like? The girl said: Pertide. The boy is still asking, he has to say that he is sad: Is the head? I remember that you were young, I didn't guess you. I didn't guess you. I like to sing, you like to dance, I can sing two hundred songs, you will dance two hundred dances, so everyone will call me two hundred brothers, I will call you twice. . The girl is eating, it is not a sin, and the fat person has the right to fat, the slim is actually awkward, and people who love you will not care about your waistline, taste the taste of the long-standing food, even if it is also a kind nice. There is a bean, falling, it is discouraged, the mood is low. This bean is me, what can I encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is a thing, it is called "pig encouragement beans". If I am a fox, you are a hunter, will you chase me? If I am a tea, you are boiling water, will you bubble me? If I am a car, you will drive me? If you are money, I am a passbook, I will definitely take you. When you encounter a dog on the road, don't panic, you have to be bravely with it, there will be three results: one is you win, you are more than the dog; the second is you lost, you are not as good as you do; Third, you are flat, you are the same as the dog. If you fall into the water in the sky, it is the tears I think of you; if you fall two drops of water, that is, I love you, if you fall countless drops, then ... Don't think, it's raining! Monkeys pick a card, it wants to see it clearly, and climbed to the branches, then a thunder hit it. The monkey cried and said: It turned out to be an IP card! God said to the giant panda: I can meet three wishes. The giant thought I thought: I have two wishes in my life. The first is to find a Chinese doctor to cure the dark circles. If I want to take a color photo!

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