[Joke] [转] See the day of boys! ! !

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At 0:00, I closed my eyes, I imagined 5 million awards, smirked.

0:02 Take a smoke to the lower delivery and explore the lighter.

0:03 did not find the lighter and asked the whole dormitory and no one had a fire.

0:04 In the dark, venture to go to the outside dormitory, meet them in playing cards, actively participate, and take the smoke.

0:47 Handped more than a dozen cards in the outer house, and smoked a few smokes and earned. :)

0:48 Back to the dormitory, the topic of the topic now discussed is a woman, no experience, no speech, listen.

0:52 Looking at the ronaldo side of the pillow, swearing him to Wang Fei tomorrow.

0:55 Finally, I can't help but say that I think Zhao Wei looks good, and it is encouraged.

0:56 Everyone asked me that I didn't accept the gas, and hired.

0:59 The dormitory began to be silent, but not me.

1:07 Old why began to say a dream: I want to shoot as a thief, give me ak.

1:11 Old whispered sounds well.

1:22 The last two chat women also began to silence, it may be sleepy.

1:25 Their snoring also hit a horizontal, gentle.

1:30 is very hungry, want to eat.

1:33 I haven't eaten for a long time, and I have a half cup cool open water.

1:36 Recalling a few beautiful women met during the day.

1:37 is more hungry.

1:39 Comfort yourself will soon be hungry, it seems that it is nothing.

1:47 seems to have a trend of hungry, the old man is talking about the dream: water is open!

1:53 is completely hunted, and the beauty begins to think. Xiao Liu, his girlfriend is good, very gentle.

1:58 Discovery everyone's girlfriend is full, and I have begun to think about 5 million awards.

2:04 vowed to have 5 million, you must use money to pour a beautiful beauty.

2:13 It seems to be a little sleepy.

2:21 fell asleep and started to dream.

2:29 Tell your dream: Take money to kill you!

5:17 Phone ring, did not pick it up.

5:19 ringing again, still did not pick up.

5:20 3rd ring, pick up the microphone, the other party said to find Chen Jing. Tell him to go abroad, hang the phone.

5:21 Which country is the other person? Tell him a heaven. Hang up the phone.

5:23 I have called to ask how to die, and how do I know? Finally, I am wrong, I am idiot, hanging the phone, and pull the call line.

5:30 began to sleep again.

6:30 Xiao Liu's alarm is ringing, woken up.

6:31 is still ringing.

6:35 Xiaoshu and under the bed to bought breakfast early, ask me what to eat, answer: I want to sleep!

7:05 blink of watching table, decided to sleep for 5 minutes.

7:50 sleep late. Hurry up and get up.

7:51 Wash your face and brush your teeth.

7:52 soak instant noodles.

7:56 The instant noodles that did not make good, really delicious, really brittle.

7:57 rushing to the teaching house.

8:02 Flashing from the back door into the classroom.

8:09 Discovering the new female lecturer very young, it is a beautiful woman, began to look at her.

8:13 Lecturer's face is a little red.

8:15 is red.

8:19 She is a hooligan with her eyes, in order to prove that she is not, began to see the female classmates.

8:21 Discover a beautiful woman, fly to her. 8:24 fly a look to her.

8:27 She is a rogue with a mouth, in order to prove that she is not, began to see other female students.

8:37 A lot of female students said that I am a hooligan with expressions, in order to prove that I don't, change my male classmates.

8:43 I found an extremely ugly man, smile, God is great.

8:47 This extreme ugly man is homosexual, in order to prove that he is not, watching a female lecturer.

At 8:50, go out to stroll.

8:57 I saw a beautiful woman.

9:00 in class.

9:04 Discovery of the philosophy teacher like a pumpkin.

9:18 The more you look at it.

9:22 vowed to eat pumpkins before.

9:25 Not intended.

9:30 is a little sleepy.

9:33 Sleeping in the book.

9:50 was woke up by the lower get out of class.

9:52 Handed a smoke to the squad leader, pravying his dinosaur girlfriend is very beautiful.

10:00 With beautiful women, ask her old home, she said the Congo. # @%

At 10:10, it is sleepy.

10:12 Sleep.

10:17 Someone hits the call to me: don't sleep. Suspected is a friend.

10:23 Borrowing the team leader's mobile phone to send a call: this beauty is a group, speed!

10:29 His friends to pass the call: Just!

10:38 Looking at the room outside the window, there are two sisters.

10:45 His friends gave me a call: Break! I know that I know that I am not talking about me!

10:50.

10:51 Mad run to the dormitory.

10:58 Holding a rice in the classroom.

Class at 11:00.

11:07 I feel very hungry, ask the girls who have the front row to eat?

11:08 She gave me a white eye, I said that I can't eat.

11:09 She gave me a white eye.

11:13 began to kneel on the table.

11:15 Discover the word on the table.

11:16 Look at the words on the table, write: I am rogue, I am afraid of?

11:17 Put out in the pen, solemnly add: People JING!

11:19 Suddenly thinking about it is what I wrote.

11:23 Find a newspaper in the class, take it out.

11:25 The original Ronaldo's wife is so beautiful.

11:27 Painted a beautiful photo of Robert Bacon.

11:35 After reading the newspaper, use it to rub the shoes.

11:40 I found 5 cents in the shirt pocket.

11:45 sit straight, ready to go to get out of class.

11:48 Give the lecturer and a look: Don't you get a lesson?

11:50.

11:51 rushed to the cafeteria.

11:54 1 yuan in the cafeteria is really delicious, but there are a lot of small stones, strange.

12:07 Back to the dormitory.

12:08 Open the computer and go online.

12:10 There is a friend to send me a yellow picture, collect it in the favorites.

12:12 The lesson of the righteous words has been a meal, and it has sent a yellowish.

12:20 began to play CS.

12:35 vowed to have money to play the sniper rifle to play.

13:00 shutdown, sleep.

13:45 was woken up by the people down, decided to sleep for a minute. 14:07 Discovery to sleep late, rushing the classroom.

14:20 Open the classroom door, accidentally put the door.

14:25 The squad leader made me write a copy, the lecturer made me compensate RMB 50 yuan.

14:27 is very poor.

14:29 is questioned, no, very shameful.

14:30 swear me if it is this. Baden must first bomb the lecturer home, no stay - except for money.

14:34 is still very angry.

14:39 Decided to step up, first pass a note to the squad leader.

14:40 squad leader acquiescence.

14:42 is ready.

14:43 Successfully knocked down, go straight to the dormitory.

14:57 Calling Old to play CS.

15:00 to the infinite Internet cafe, found the bar to come to a beautiful woman.

15:10 Successfully got a beautiful QQ number, very happy, decided to ask me.

15:15 was taken by Old to play CS, before leaving, give a beautiful woman.

15:50 is humiliated.

15:51 Tell them I am letting them.

15:52 The other party asked to play again, promised.

16:40 calmly fight, still humiliated.

16:43 The name "I am a rookie".

17:20 was humiliated again.

17:21 and renamed "Shame by the rookie"

17:40 is then humiliated.

17:45 vowed to have money to buy a gun into a sieve after the money.

17:47 Decided back to the dormitory.

18:02 1 dollar stone in the cafeteria, but there are many rice, weird.

18:20 Buy a body.

18:27 Sitting in Xiao Liu watching newspaper.

19:10 Open the computer to access the Internet, and take a note of the woman QQ note.

19:11 Check no number, very angry.

19:15 call to the unlimited Internet cafe bar, the other party is connected.

19:16 Deeply said: "What kind of knife is a sword, what kind of sword is it?"

19:17 Take another one, the other party is connected, ask: "Is it an unlimited Internet cafe?" The other party said yes.

19:18 Deeply said: "The knife is Xiao Li Fei knife, the sword is the sword of Ximen Blowing!" The other party hangs.

19:35 Everyone proposes to play cards.

19:48 Loss 5 pieces, everyone asked to buy something to eat.

Bought two bags of laundry powder 19:59.

20:00 were attacked by the mob, I didn't alarm.

20:01 Penalties will be purchased again.

20:40 Buy Apple, a bag of bananas, please laugh.

20:43 Patient reminder Xiao Liu, then eat, it will become Hong Jinbao, send me a dark blue eyeliner.

20:50 Take the grunge.

20:58 began to practice Ji.

21:07 Discovered a piece of pieces of 5 dollars.

21:13 Singing "Northeastern people are live Lei Feng". Hike.

21:21 Practice Beyond Songs, deeply play, and hit again.

21:30 All dormitory chorus "Spring Festival" and "The First Waiting", I am responsible for accompaniment.

21:42 I found that there is a sports or not, then look.

21:47 Everyone started to make water, wash their face, wash your feet.

21:49 Go to the toilet. 21:52 Discovered someone on the toilet door with a chalk painted a naked girl, and the title: no rumor, plus 4 big words: This is P words!

21:58 Go back to the dormitory to go to bed.

22:03 Listening to the friends, imagine find a fairy, the same girlfriend, but the fairy can't be the face

Land.

22:07 Open the window, learn the camera "there is something to say", yell: Anhong, I miss you!

22:10 Xiao Liu asked who is who is, how is it, laughs: Very like Fay Fei.

22:13 The lie was revealed, and the old whispered the plot of "there words".

22:20 All dormitory call: Anhong, I miss you!

22:22 Needs partitioning people ask Anhong? Laughing: The opposite girl building four floors. Asked: "What is like?" Qi replied: "Like Faye Wong!"

22:24 Needs of the closets of all staff: Anhong, I miss you!

22:27 Girls on the facial floor: neuropathy! I am laughing whole.

22:30 Relief old man warned us not to play rogue, laughing: We are not a rogue, we are hooligans!

22:32 The old man is biting his teeth, and there is hate.

22:40 is not sleepy, take the economic law.

22:45 I found can't see it.

22:49 find a "Wang Shundu", 荎 醋 醋? Br />

22:57 is still not sleepy, it is very no solution.

23:00 turned off the lights.

23:07 took the smoke on the lower berth, remembered that there was no fire.

23:08 After inquiry, I learned that the whole hostel did not buy fire.

23:10 Borrowed a box, all the house.

23:15 Old began to snoring.

23:17 Xiao Liu and Wang Chen are chatting with women, still have no experience, no speech.

23:21 There is a phone number of Xiao Liu, telling him that a person is much better than two people.

23:23 Xiao Liu Shen Mo, began to be mad.

23:30 Everyone persuaded Xiao Liu, but he is determined to kill.

23:31 No one pulled him, he was still alive.

23:34 Suddenly hungry, looking down, instant noodles.

23:40 The instant noodles of the soaked are really delicious, and it is really strong.

23:44 Old how to say a dream: I want to be jing, buy me white golden man.

23:49 Yang Jian announced the big prize number of Chutian style in this issue.

23:50 I didn't.

23:53 is very pity that two dollars, decided to buy 10 yuan in the next period.

23:58 If there is 5 million, more cool! I am lying down!

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