One day, in the front desk MM of China's Chinese company, I have to leave for a while. I look at the right left. Everyone is playing games. Only one staff member MM is relatively unscrupulous, please help, the staff MM feels your own English can also promise . The front desk MM just came to a customer. . .
Staff MM: "Hello."
Customer: "hi."
Staff MM: "You have what thing?"
Customer: "Can You Speak ENGLISH?"
Staff MM: "IF I Not Speak ENGLISH, I Just Speak What?"
Customer: "Can Anybody Else Speak ENGLISH?"
Staff MM: "You YourSelf Look Look. All People Are Playing, No People Have Time, You Can Wait, You Wait, You Not Wait, You Go!"
Customer: "Good Heavens. Anybody Here CAN Speak ENGLISH?"
Staff MM: "Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on Earth Have What Thing?"
Customer: "I want to speak to your head."
Staff MM: "Head Not Zai. You Tomorrow Zai Come!"
