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Title: Essays of primary school students ... [暴]]
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1. I was asked to write inspections after I was discovered. The next day, the other played the card readed the inspection in the class. "As the saying goes: 'There is no survey of the cloud, people have a blessing, the people, I was discovered by the teacher yesterday ..." Our teacher Buffy on the spot!
2. I ride a roam with a certain one with my classmates, and his valve core is broken. I will put me down to him, and we are happy to ride home.
3. The sports meeting finally started, and the students rushed out like a wild dog.
4. Uncle the People's Liberation Army moved forward, just like a green chicobe on the ground.
5. "I am in the classroom because of illness ..."
6. When I am elementary school, the composition of the time is very accustomed to writing a good thing. So I always write money. So, in order to exaggerate his own merits, it is 10 yuan, and the thickness has a language book (the fourth grade) is so thick. The teacher is estimated to be a giant cold.
7. Boss ** took out four 500 yuan of RMB.
8. Classic sentence, each person has been written: Today, the weather is so good, clear sky, the sky is floating with white clouds ...
9. Primary school teacher has a prescription composition: "My XXX" is just written, and the title of my class is the title: "My comrades Qiu Shaoyun".
10. When I was small, I wrote a diary. The teacher prescribed 200 words. At that time, I had a group of four people. I had a group of words. I wrote a friend of my group. "Today, **** let me go out, how much? One pound of money, 5 points of selling vegetables, I said: It is really cheap, it is really cheap, it's really cheap ... "The number of groups was 4 words, so the people added a sentence, really cheap .
11. "A round of red Japanese Chaoyang ... As a primary school student in the new era, we know that Beijing is next to the capital ..."
12. Do you still remember the "Xiaoyan to find ****" in the primary school? At that time, the teacher made us imitate this writing about **** ... There is a classmate to write this: my **** snow white belly, drum eyes ...
13. I used to peek at a school, the cold is: If I will be a nurse, I will treat patients like a lover.
14. I came to open the TV in front of the TV!
15. I wrote in the composition: "Guo Qiang (I am in a male classmate) sitting on the stool, big butt is like a pumpkin in the ground, and the clothes under the clothes are in the Jie Pants." Teacher read it when I was in class. Also said that this classmate has been in touch, and after class, this classmate is hit by the classmates ...
16. In a night, you can't see five fingers, the pond is in the sun!
17. Diary - First day: Today I am going to the **** unit, and I am so happy.
The next day: Yesterday I got to the **** unit, and I was so happy.
On the third day: Today I remembered that I went to the **** unit before, and I was very happy. 18. The name of the classmate: Tian Shangyan Mie Mie fly; round moon is like a bow.
19. I walked into a department store, ah, it seems that the people's living standards have indeed improved, you see the peasant grandfather, a electric refrigerator on the left hand, a TV set, a small run.
20. "My Classmate" is probably: I have been sick, and he told me in the wind and rain. That day, the rain was raining, and I thought that he didn't come, but he actually rained ... The next day he was killed because of the high burning, I will always miss this good friend.
twenty one. There is a reading question on the primary school language test. After reading, students are required to say a few words to the mother a year later. A primary school student wrote: "I wish you a happy birthday, Fu Ru Donghai, Shoubi Nanshan!".
22. When I was a child, I thought about it, I thought about it. "Today, the teacher let us use the **** sentence, and everyone did not make it"
