1, my CPU is a capacitor that I uses a capacitor! It's so big ... hahaha! 2, the upstairs is very powerful, pity, I spent a night, I took a small knife with a knife on my hard drive, I want to learn! 3, blow, bragging, do not pay taxes ... I went up my old-fashioned TV yesterday, and the seven spells turned into a GF4TI4800 graphics card, earned ... 4, what is this, just eat Apple On the side of the Internet, I suddenly changed, and I found that the operating system became Mac OS. 5, yesterday, I have n'thing to do, watching my own monitor, just find a piece of glass, a few horses, and dismantled a radio, assembled a liquid crystal display, and it is useful. 6, I just overclused me 56K cats, as a result, I went online, all the phones of my group were all busy. 7, I said some old things, that is when I just put on college, everyone uses 286, the display is also simple, the hard disk is smaller. I think so, I can't, so I have disassembled a color TV display on the display, which is displayed simply. Even later, the hard drive was small, so I recovered a thousand 5-inch floppy disks, took it all the core, sticking together, so a 1G hard disk came out. 8, I am poor, I can't afford the computer, now I can only change the calculator bought by this 5 yuan to change the computer. The disadvantage is that the screen is small, but the original calculator is solar energy, I preserved this feature. Poor, let's go. 9, everyone is a strong man. I just put the TV remotely added a camera head as a new phone. 10 Here the post is too big, and you will be able to crash every time. It seems that there is not enough memory. Although it is cheap now, I am poor, I only use 128m. I wondered for a long time, I found a good way, I put the memory inserted, oh. The self-test passed, the memory became 821m. 11. I am so hard to catch a mouse this afternoon, and the injection chip makes him a mouse. 12, the Internet is too slow! I found some abandoned wires in the old freenses and did a gigably single-mode light and computer directly! Now 40 episodes of TV dramas have been fixed! 13, spend six dollars bought two doorbells, plus three-door plate, plugged in one, really, doorbell turned into wooden speakers, less than 100 ---- 14, yesterday, I took my cat over the frequency. This morning, I found out that our community's consumption is not 15. I went to the Antarctic to catch only a few days ago, I started chatting in the monitor. But the penguin often coughed, I doubt it to SARS ~~~ 16, I saw a beautiful woman, I broke the display, I took her out 17, I took her out, I was preparing to XX, and the result of the virus suddenly sent, she became a male ### shit 18, relying on, that day Upgrade Samsung 550s to Samsung LCD display, feel that dynamic shows that there is a problem, want to uninstall the reloading discovery without uninstall. 19. People now do CPUs which use soldering iron soldering, they are bonded with thick nose, and they can't do it without rhinitis. 20. Recently, the machine is old is a dead machine, open the chassis, wow, the heat sink is quickly. So I am in a hurry, and the motor on the old electric fan is uploaded. Power-on, hey, it's really fast, measured the speed, 500,000 rpm / sec. Temperature is zero five degrees. Ha ha.
This time you don't have to worry! 23 22, 俺 is the programming, the front section of the hard disk space is in a hurry, 俺 俺 俺 Tamrof.exe, put 15G hard drive to Gong 51g. Unfortunately, it is not available, can't sell money. That source code, six mailboxes. 23, I never use anti-virus software, my network card is placed in vinegar. 24, my office is on the 30th floor. Once a boss saw me working at CS, I picked me out of my color, I was thrown away from the window. I can scare me, I quickly rushed down. It's too late to take the elevator, I have to take the stairs. I ran down and run exhausted, but I still didn't give up. I ran to the first floor and rushed out of the building. Fortunately, when I rushed, the color was just fell, I took it back. This avoids that color to smash the children or flower grass. 25, my family is open online D. Always disconnect. Later, I made it up with it. Directly pulled several telephone lines directly, grab a few wild cats, bundled together. I didn't expect to become T1. The speed is absolutely fast enough. The only trouble is the feet. 26, in the past few years, I took the plane, just flew to the Japanese stomach pain, just got the toilet, who knows that after the destination, I heard that Japan was thrown two atomic bombs. 27, once a company sent me to the US IBM headquarters, order a supercomputer to them. After talking, the two tons of heavy computers can die. How to do? The company's budget is almost the same, but the cost of air transport is indeed not low. I can't always be sea, that time is not as good. I think I want, I suddenly thought of a good way. When I came to the United States, I also brought a pigeon. Isn't it just derived? So I tied the computer on the foot of the pigeon and flew it. Three days later, the pigeon successfully transported this two tons of heavy computers from the United States to Guangzhou. 28, my uncle is the police secretary. Recently they broke a large international drug trafficking group. This drug trafficking group has automated drug trafficking and networked. Do you guess what transport drugs they use? Is the transfer function of QQ! It seems that criminals do have learned to use online crime. 29, I have seen so many, I think everyone has blown up, only the girl's picture of the girl is good! The voice did not fall, and the girl drilled out from the screen. Also said a little not bragging: You are handsome, I like your type, humor.
